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Something to make you laugh.

Yes more of these. Enjoy!

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Amour: I'm sorry I'm late, I was doing things!

Lh: He pushed me down the f*cking stairs!

Amour: Push is such a strong word, I prefer to call it, giving you a little nudge.

Lh: I'll give you a little nudge when I put my foot up your ass!

Amour: Hey, watch your f*cking language in front of the president.

Mari: :3

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Fear: Do you like sitting in the middle of the road? Moving at two miles and hour? Then come to f*cking England!

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Mari: I was going to make a vine on how British people reach to sunglasses, then I realised.. We don't f*cking sell them!

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Cupid: What's your plans for Valentine's day?

Lh: Valentine's day was made up by Hallmark to increase sales.

Cupid: You don't have any do you?

Lh: F*ck no.

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Hallow and Asher:

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Flurry: Its an avocado... Thanks.

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Chris:

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Amour: Don't tell your mother.

Atlas: Kiss one another?

Amour: DIE FOR EACHOTHER!

Atlas: O_O

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Mari: How do you know what's best for me!?

Fear: That's my opinion!

Flurry: 0_0

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Cupid: Hi!

Hallow: Okay.

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Octavian: AHHHH! AHHHH!

Bryce: Why are you running!? Why are you running!?

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Amour: Before you call the police, I broke into your house to tell you that I love you~!

Maid-chan: 0_0

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Coby:

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Chris: My favorite holiday is Christmas, what about you?

Amour: The purge.

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Flurry: Daddy?

Fear: Do I look like-

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Romeo: Lowkey no one likes you.

Coby: That highkey makes me feel like shit.

Romeo: I lowkey wished I cared.

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Gael:

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Romeo: Today is a great day!

Lh: Hallow and Cupids relationship isn't official in real life.

Romeo: Damn it! Now its ruined!

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Fear: Okay, were going to run a few tests, are you sexually active?

Coby: Well-

Fear: Of course not, no one wants you.

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Cyrus: You're grounded, get on top of the fridge!

Amour: This house is a f*cking nightmare!

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Lh: Hello, its half passed I don't give a f*ck.

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Hallow: Whew, I'm exhausted!

Asher: You're really sweaty dude.

Hallow: You should have seen the other guy- girl- your mom. What?

Asher: What?

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Aspen: Hello everyone, I've got an alternative to recycling, when you're done with the glass bottle just eat it! Eat the f*cking bottle!

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Cupid: Are you drunk?

Hallow: I'm not drunk.

Cupid: Can you tell the time?

Hallow: Sure, *grabs Jasper's watch* I'm not drunk!

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Hallow: Smack cam!

Lh: Bitch I hope the f*ck you do! You'll be a dead son of a bitch I tell you that!

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Cupid: Oh good you're not busy.

Fear: *face open, covered in blood* actually Cupid, I am busy.

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Hallow: *chasing pumpkin* Daddy's gonna eat you!

Pumpkin: *giggles, flying away*

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Hallow: Daddy's gonna eat you.

Cupid: 0///0

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Cyrus: You forgot to pay the electric bill!?

Asher: When your lights don't work like they used to before.

Cyrus: Shut the f*ck up!

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Lh: F*ck you!

Romeo: Well f*ck you too bitch!

Lh: Kiss my ass bitch, mother f*cker!

Cupid: -_-

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Aspen: What ever happened to your girlfriend Cloudy?

Igniter: Get out I'm trying to shit!

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Pumpkin and Cupid:

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Romeo: You like books? Do you want to see my hard back cover?

Fear: ...Why do you exist?

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Mari: *drinks alcohol*

Cyrus: Mari Honeycomb Gold I'm going to beat your ass!

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Lh: So creator has ideas for more skeletons? F*ck all of you, go suck a caterpillar d*ck.

Helios/Stitches/Oscar/Ryoto: -_-

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Amour: I didn't know you wanted to be a vet!

Atlas: I WANTED TO BE A CAT!

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Amour: Hey babe, I haven't heard from you all day, I'm just wondering if you're okay, and if you are.. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE!

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Atlas: Is this seat taken?

Cupid: No! *shoves Hallow* Sit here!

Atlas: Thank you Mon cheri~ 

Hallow: -_-

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Hallow: This candy corn is good, do you want some?

Asher: Yeah man I actually do!

Hallow: Cool. *keeps eating*

Asher: -_-

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Pumpkin: Dad can I go to the party?

Hallow: I don't know, what did you get on your last test?

Pumpkin: Test? Oh I'm not pregnant.

Hallow: What!?

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Aspen: Would you like a salad bar to go with your meal?

Alistair: No I don't drink!

Aspen: .... you're the stupidest person I've ever met..

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Fear: Say hello to the camera!

Mari: Hello mother f*cker!

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Holly: Hey I'm lesbian.

Connie: I thought you were American?

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Jasper: *falls down the stairs*

Fear: Whos there?

Jasper: Ow.. Nobody! F*ck off!

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Hallow: These pens are so cute!

Cupid: Hallow that's gay.

Hallow: ...Cupid we've been together for four years..

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Amour: Don't f*ck with me! I've got the power of God and anime on my side!

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Gael: Give me your f*cking money!

(Law and order sound)

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Lh: What the f*ck are you doing?

Romeo: I'm doing my eyebrows.

Lh: That's a big ass mirror.

Romeo: Well I have big ass eyebrows.

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Mari: Hey! No swearing on my profile! No Hecks, no Frick's, no double decker d*cks!

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Mari:

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Romeo: Oh I'm sorry, I fell asleep while you were making me a sandwich!

Cyrus: Go back to sleep and starve.

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Mari: I have no soul, have a nice day!

Fear: I don't have one either..

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On Valentine's day:

Lh: What the f*ck is going on here on this here day?!

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Victoria: Hello my name is Victoria, and I'm new to the single scene, I'm looking for a discrete relationship that-

Jasper: What are you doing?

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I'll see you all in the next chapter!

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