Something to make you laugh.
Yes more of these. Enjoy!
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Amour: I'm sorry I'm late, I was doing things!
Lh: He pushed me down the f*cking stairs!
Amour: Push is such a strong word, I prefer to call it, giving you a little nudge.
Lh: I'll give you a little nudge when I put my foot up your ass!
Amour: Hey, watch your f*cking language in front of the president.
Mari: :3
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Fear: Do you like sitting in the middle of the road? Moving at two miles and hour? Then come to f*cking England!
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Mari: I was going to make a vine on how British people reach to sunglasses, then I realised.. We don't f*cking sell them!
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Cupid: What's your plans for Valentine's day?
Lh: Valentine's day was made up by Hallmark to increase sales.
Cupid: You don't have any do you?
Lh: F*ck no.
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Hallow and Asher:
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Flurry: Its an avocado... Thanks.
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Chris:
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Amour: Don't tell your mother.
Atlas: Kiss one another?
Amour: DIE FOR EACHOTHER!
Atlas: O_O
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Mari: How do you know what's best for me!?
Fear: That's my opinion!
Flurry: 0_0
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Cupid: Hi!
Hallow: Okay.
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Octavian: AHHHH! AHHHH!
Bryce: Why are you running!? Why are you running!?
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Amour: Before you call the police, I broke into your house to tell you that I love you~!
Maid-chan: 0_0
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Coby:
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Chris: My favorite holiday is Christmas, what about you?
Amour: The purge.
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Flurry: Daddy?
Fear: Do I look like-
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Romeo: Lowkey no one likes you.
Coby: That highkey makes me feel like shit.
Romeo: I lowkey wished I cared.
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Gael:
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Romeo: Today is a great day!
Lh: Hallow and Cupids relationship isn't official in real life.
Romeo: Damn it! Now its ruined!
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Fear: Okay, were going to run a few tests, are you sexually active?
Coby: Well-
Fear: Of course not, no one wants you.
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Cyrus: You're grounded, get on top of the fridge!
Amour: This house is a f*cking nightmare!
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Lh: Hello, its half passed I don't give a f*ck.
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Hallow: Whew, I'm exhausted!
Asher: You're really sweaty dude.
Hallow: You should have seen the other guy- girl- your mom. What?
Asher: What?
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Aspen: Hello everyone, I've got an alternative to recycling, when you're done with the glass bottle just eat it! Eat the f*cking bottle!
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Cupid: Are you drunk?
Hallow: I'm not drunk.
Cupid: Can you tell the time?
Hallow: Sure, *grabs Jasper's watch* I'm not drunk!
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Hallow: Smack cam!
Lh: Bitch I hope the f*ck you do! You'll be a dead son of a bitch I tell you that!
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Cupid: Oh good you're not busy.
Fear: *face open, covered in blood* actually Cupid, I am busy.
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Hallow: *chasing pumpkin* Daddy's gonna eat you!
Pumpkin: *giggles, flying away*
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Hallow: Daddy's gonna eat you.
Cupid: 0///0
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Cyrus: You forgot to pay the electric bill!?
Asher: When your lights don't work like they used to before.
Cyrus: Shut the f*ck up!
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Lh: F*ck you!
Romeo: Well f*ck you too bitch!
Lh: Kiss my ass bitch, mother f*cker!
Cupid: -_-
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Aspen: What ever happened to your girlfriend Cloudy?
Igniter: Get out I'm trying to shit!
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Pumpkin and Cupid:
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Romeo: You like books? Do you want to see my hard back cover?
Fear: ...Why do you exist?
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Mari: *drinks alcohol*
Cyrus: Mari Honeycomb Gold I'm going to beat your ass!
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Lh: So creator has ideas for more skeletons? F*ck all of you, go suck a caterpillar d*ck.
Helios/Stitches/Oscar/Ryoto: -_-
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Amour: I didn't know you wanted to be a vet!
Atlas: I WANTED TO BE A CAT!
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Amour: Hey babe, I haven't heard from you all day, I'm just wondering if you're okay, and if you are.. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE!
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Atlas: Is this seat taken?
Cupid: No! *shoves Hallow* Sit here!
Atlas: Thank you Mon cheri~
Hallow: -_-
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Hallow: This candy corn is good, do you want some?
Asher: Yeah man I actually do!
Hallow: Cool. *keeps eating*
Asher: -_-
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Pumpkin: Dad can I go to the party?
Hallow: I don't know, what did you get on your last test?
Pumpkin: Test? Oh I'm not pregnant.
Hallow: What!?
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Aspen: Would you like a salad bar to go with your meal?
Alistair: No I don't drink!
Aspen: .... you're the stupidest person I've ever met..
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Fear: Say hello to the camera!
Mari: Hello mother f*cker!
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Holly: Hey I'm lesbian.
Connie: I thought you were American?
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Jasper: *falls down the stairs*
Fear: Whos there?
Jasper: Ow.. Nobody! F*ck off!
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Hallow: These pens are so cute!
Cupid: Hallow that's gay.
Hallow: ...Cupid we've been together for four years..
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Amour: Don't f*ck with me! I've got the power of God and anime on my side!
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Gael: Give me your f*cking money!
(Law and order sound)
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Lh: What the f*ck are you doing?
Romeo: I'm doing my eyebrows.
Lh: That's a big ass mirror.
Romeo: Well I have big ass eyebrows.
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Mari: Hey! No swearing on my profile! No Hecks, no Frick's, no double decker d*cks!
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Mari:
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Romeo: Oh I'm sorry, I fell asleep while you were making me a sandwich!
Cyrus: Go back to sleep and starve.
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Mari: I have no soul, have a nice day!
Fear: I don't have one either..
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On Valentine's day:
Lh: What the f*ck is going on here on this here day?!
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Victoria: Hello my name is Victoria, and I'm new to the single scene, I'm looking for a discrete relationship that-
Jasper: What are you doing?
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I'll see you all in the next chapter!
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