Yep. A bodyswap fic since I'm bored, thought it'd be funny and was curious what would happen. 

Enjoy! No art this time sorry.

Hopefully this doesn't get too confusing!

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The spider looked over the angel's shoulder in curiosity. "Cupid, may I ask what it is you're doing in my lab?"

Cupid yelps at the sudden voice and nervously smiles at the spider. "Um.. I just wanted to see what kept you so busy down here?"

Fear lifts a skeptical brow.

"Ugh fine. I wanted to borrow your lab to make a few potions. I was gonna ask you, but I didn't know where you were." The angel admits, with a sigh.

"You know I hate it when others touch my things... But use what you want. But please, be careful with what you mix." Fear rolls his eyes at the angel's smile.

"Thanks Fear!"

"Whatever. I'll be over here just to be sure you don't make a mess." The spider crossed his arms, and moves to sit in a spare office chair.

Cupid beams and wonders back to his bright pink potion, looking through various herbs to add to it.

"May I ask what kind of potion you plan to brew?" Fear asks, watching as the angel worked his way around the lab.

"Oh, a few love potions for my arrows, I want a stronger dose! I've even brought a few spices from the garden just to give it an extra kick!" Cupid winks with a giggle.

Fear rolls his eyes. "Of course.. But please be cautious with those spices of yours.. Something just don't mix well. Like vinegar and water."

The angel bent down and narrowed his eyes. "Hmm. More rose petals.. That should do it-"

As soon as the pink petal touched the bubbling pastel pink liquid, a bright light filled the room, and the whole house and shook from the impact.

Fear groaned once the smoke died down, leaving nothing but dust and two lightly injured skeletons.

Cupid coughed, holding the side of his head. "Maybe I should have asked you for help.." He laughs though a fit of coughs.

Fear pinches the bridge of his nose. "Yes.. I think that would be the better option next ti-.. What the bloody hell.."

"What's the matter?" Cupid asks, finally sitting up with his hands in his lap.

"Why am I a pink monstrosity!?" Fear gasps, looking at his tiny hands, a pink heart on his ring finger. He was curvy now with wings that he couldn't control.

Cupid's many eyes widen. "Why is everything so.. Big and tall?" He asks. Then looks down at his small self, wearing muted colors with extra legs stretched out.

"Cupid what did you do!? You're me and I'm you!" Fear hisses, his chubby cheeks flushing a soft pink.

"That's what I look like when I'm mad? No wonder why Hallow always gets a nose bleed! Cute!"

Fear growls like a kitten before grabbing Cupid's shoulders and he shook him angrily.

"What the hell are we supposed to tell the others!? I'm a pink freak and it's all your fault!" Fear growls, narrowing his eyes.

Cupid winces. "I'm sorry! How was I supposed to know this was going to happen!"

Fear sighs and sets the spider down. "I'm sorry.. I lost my temper there.. Please don't cry in my body you'll make me look like a fool."

Stomping can be heard down the stairs as angry feet trudge down the stairs. "What the hell is all that f*cking noise!?"

Fear sighs. "Great."

Expecting to see the imp, they are surprised when Hallow's tall form enters the basement with a scowl on his face. Red eyes glaring daggers at them.

"...Lockheart?" Cupid looks up in surprise.

"Yeah its me you sh*t heads! What the f*ck was all that noise!? And why is Fear's eyes pink and why is your eyes purple!?" The vampire growls.

Fear sighs again, crossing his arms. "An experiment didn't quite go as planned.. And it looks like its affected you as well. Our souls have been misplaced and we've swapped bodies."

"Oh what the f*cking f*ck!? Is that why I keep hitting my f*cking head on doorways!?" He stomps his high tops and frowns.

Cupid nods. "Yep.. Sorry lockheart."

"F*ck you."

"Never mind then."

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"Now, I'm sure you're all very confused.. But let me put it simply, we've been swapped with whoever we were closest to. I'm working on the antidote." Fear says, pacing in the living room with his arms behind his back.

"You know this sucks and all, but I'm loving having actual hair!" Coby smiles, running his phalanges though his soft fluff of hair.

"Don't fook it up." The imp growls. "You're not the one forced to wear heels you can't even walk in." His legs shake as he leans on the back of the couch for support.

"Ow! Vwhy do they keep biting me!?" Hallow winces, swatting at the female snake again as she bared her fangs at him.

"Pfft. She knows you're not me!" The wolf winks, sassily putting a hand on his hip.

The angel walks out of the room with an eye roll. "I'll let you all adjust, for now I wish to not be disturbed."

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"Gah! I hate these fookin heels! Lockheart how the hell to you wear these!?" Asher asks, struggling to wobble into the kitchen.

The vampire rolls his red eyes. "They make me taller. Just take them off.. At least you don't have a constant craving for blood." He sinks his fangs into an apple.

"I can't get them off! The stupid zipper is stuck on them!" Asher huffs, plopping himself on the kitchen floor. Steam burning off his horns.

Lockheart scoffs. "Sounds like a you problem. Kiss my spooky ass." He pops another apple slice in his mouth before flipping off the imp and leaving the room.

Asher groans and rubs his sore ankles.

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"Yo Hallow what the hell!?"

"I cleaned your nasty ass room. And I showered. A thank you vwould be nice." The gorgon hisses, sticking his nose in the air.

"I shower!" The werewolf growls.

"Not very often. And vwhy the hell do you have two d*cks?" Hallow asks.

Coby rolls his eyes. "Why'd you look?"

"I didn't. Your magic is raging. What the hell is vwrong vwith you?" Hallow asks, lifting a brow.

Coby blushes. "Um.. No-nothing."

"You're vweird as f*ck. No vwonder wvhy creator vwanted to replace you." The gorgon says with a smirk.

"Shut the f*ck up!"

"Heh. Make me, you may be in Asher's body, but I've got your stare." Hallow laughs, shoving his way passed the wolf with a harsh push.

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"Fear how bad is your eye sight for your lenses to be this thick?" Cupid asks, holding the red pair of glasses in his hands to wipe them off with his sleeve.

"They have been strained from reading so much over the years. Now please stop asking me stupid questions.. I've got to perfect this antidote." The angel huffs, stirring the light blue liquid with a spoon.

"Whatever." Cupid shrugs, spinning in the office chair to pass the time. "Is your body naturally this cold?"

"Ugh. Stop distracting me." Fear hisses, sending the spider a side glare.

Cupid pouts. "Are you always this cranky?"

"Your stupid charm is annoying.. The love and warmth coming from your blasted body is making me sick." Fear's wings fluff in anger.

"Jeeze you don't have to be a jerk about it.." Cupid mutters.

Time passes, and since falls between them as the angel worked on the antidote with a serious frown.

"I'm positive I've perfected it now." Fear smiles, standing and holding the potion up high.

Cupid claps his hands.

The angel pops the lid off the potion before slamming it into the floor, causing another flash of light.

"Did it work?" Cupid asks, opening one of his eyes.

Fear looks down at his hands, seeing the familiar black ring and his hands were back to being freezing. "Yes it did my friend."

Cupid squeals and flaps his wings happily.

"There's just one problem.." Fear says with a frown.

"What?" Cupid stops his little dance and looks over at the spider in worry.

"...I'm afraid were only four inches tall."

Cupid's eyes widen before he faints and falls to the floor.

End..? I hope you enjoyed, I got bored.