What would happen if the Villain Crew kidnapped the wrong skeleton?

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Nightmare was the type of monster to just take anyone out of their au for boredom just to fight the star f*ckers. Er... Star Sanses.

However, this wasn't the skeleton he wanted. The one he wanted was a close friend to Ink and his brother.

Cupid was his name, always sporting pink, spreading love and affection to every au he could find. The positive love spirit made the king of nightmares sick in the ecto stomach.

But this one, wasn't Cupid. Not even close to Cupid at all! This one wore skimpy clothing, stacked shoes, and had horns instead of a halo.

Killer dragged the new skeleton by the arm, only to get slapped and clawed at. "Let go of me you shit! Do you have any idea how expensive this jacket is!? Get off me!"

Even Horror looked confused, he even had to do a double take upon seeing the newest prisoner.

"Eww you're getting dust on me you f*ck head!" He hisses swatting at the hollow eyed skeleton.

Nightmare sat in his throne, resting his skull on the palm of his hand bored. And waiting for the new arrival.

Killer sighed and dropped the curvy skeleton down in front of his goopy boss, seeming more annoyed than usual.

"Ah Cupid we meet at last, its bad enough I have to deal with my stupid brother. But now I have you getting in the way with your love arrows!?" Nightmare hisses, standing to his feet to glare down at 'cupid'.

"For the last time you f*cking octo-bitch, Cupid is my brother. I'm Romeo you dumb inked out asshole." Romeo scoffs, putting a hand on his hip in annoyance.

"What!? Killer, Dust, you were supposed to get the pink one!"

Dust lazily shrugged his shoulders. "He's wearing pink too boss, how were we supposed to know which one?"

Killer huffs. "You could have been more specific."

"I said the one with a halo! Ugh! You're all so f*cking stupid!" Nightmare sighs, pinching the bridge of his non nose.

"What do we do with him then?" Horror asks, pointing to the sassy skeleton.

"Let me f*cking think!"

The king groans and plops back into his throne, his tendrils twitching behind him.

"Eww, this castle is soo 1800's. It really could use a splash of color.. And does anyone actually clean this shit hole!?" Romeo complains, strutting around the throne room.

"Shut the hell up. I'm trying to think! Can someone please get him some f*cking pants!?"

Romeo twirls on his heel to glare up at the goopy skeleton. "Bitch, do you have any idea how hard it is to find pants with a tail? And have you looked at my thighs!?"

Cross coughs, trying to hide his chuckles. No one had even dared to raise their voice at Nightmare before. Let alone called him so many names.

The incubus rolls his eyes. "At least take me to dinner first before you're going to man handle me!" He hisses at Killer, making him sigh.

"Damn it put him in a cell please!?"

Horror nods his head and swings the skeleton over his shoulder. "Hey! Don't touch me you f*cking potato! I don't care how big you are egghead! Put me down!"

His complaining can be heard down the hall as Nightmare feels a headache coming on.

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"Hey! May be a cage dancer, but I'm not staying in a dirty cell!" Romeo stomps his heels.

Horror rolls his good eye. "Do you ever shut up?"

"No, and I don't plan to, shit head!" He narrows his violet eyes, crossing his arms and sticking his non nose in the air.

The bulky skeleton sighs and stalks out of the room, his combat boots tapping against the cement as he leaves.

"Stupid hoes didn't even search me." The incubus smirks taking out the nail file from his boot.

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Ink held broomie high as he glared down at the tar covered skeleton. "Where is he?"

Dream held Killer, dust, and Cross down with his arrows, them keeping them in place against the wall.

Blue looked over the room for the taken skeleton, a sharp bone attack glowed in his hand just in case anyone tried anything funny.

"You'll never-"

"I'm right here rainbow boy."

Nightmare looked over in annoyance and shock as the incubus struts his way into the chaos.

Hands on his hips, nail file tucked into his belt, heels clicking against the cobblestone floor.

Ink lifts a brow. "Uh... Wasn't Cupid supposed to be here?"

"These dumb whores stole the wrong skeleton! I knew the glitchy one needed glasses but I had no idea his vision was so bad!" He huffs, standing next to the artist.

Error scoffed.

Blueberry shrugged his shoulders. "I guess our work here is done? Let's get him home then?"

"Hell yeah, this place sucks ass. Its old, and gross, and it smells like blood death and rotting shit. Carry me dreamie boy." The incubus sighs.

Dream is just as confused as the incubus flops into his arms, being forced to carry him bridal style through the portal.

Ink and Blue give each other odd looks before they hop into the portal.

Nightmare growls glaring down at the pile of skeletons. "Get the pink one you idiots!"

Multiple skeletons teleport out of the throne room. Leaving the King to clean up the mess.

~~~bonus~~~~

"Is this him Nightmare?"

Flames blew out of the new skeletons mouth, leaving Killer's coat burnt.

"What do you think?"

The newly captured skeleton grits his teeth, red eyes burning into the octo skeletons eye.

"Soo...no?"

Nightmare face palms.

End..! I got bored.