Basically the last one for this book. Don't worry there will be a second outcast book!

I tried to update yesterday yet it decided to be a piece of sh*t! :D

Most of these are vines, tiktoks, or random crap from YouTube. Your welcome!

Lots of cursing as usual!

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Mari: Sometimes I like to pretend I'm tall! But I'm just standing on a chair...

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Romeo: ayyy Amour, can you get me a bag of chips?

Amour: nah, the only bag they have left is this bag of knives.

Romeo: .....why would they put that in there?

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Aspen: I care about you. Here have some pinecones on a stick. You'll love it. *smiles*

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Chris: so, is there anything you want want to say to the lovely people reading this tonight?

Amour: *grins* My favorite color is blood.

Chris: alright.

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Mari: I have a drinking problem, I'm not old enough, that's the problem.

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Lockheart: hi I'm Lockheart with a B and I've been afraid on insects my entire life.

Gael: stop. Where's the B?

Lockheart: Theres a bee!?

Mari: -_-

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Creator: Thats it, you're grounded! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there!

Coby: This house is a f**king nightmare!

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Cyrus: aww look. *smacks his throat* Wake up b*tch!

Mari: *cough attack*

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Cupid: this is the perfect moon for a werewolf to come out!

Asher: I'm gay.

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Coby: Hey mom am I adopted?

Creator: No, why the f**k would I want you?

Coby: okay....

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Asher: Damn this steak is dummy thicc.

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Mari: How's the weather up there?

Cyrus: *spits water* Its raining.

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Romeo: I'm a virgin! *throws dishes*

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Cyrus: put down your weapon!

Amour: I don't have a weapon.

Cyrus: that's a weapon!

Amour: this is a bucket.

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Coby: two bros, chilling in the hot tub! Five feet apart cuz they're not gay!

Cupid and Hallow glare at him.

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Cupid: hey, how are you doing?

Jasper: well I'm doing just fine, I lied, I'm dying inside.

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Mari: daddy?

Cyrus: DO I LOOK LIKE-!?

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Lockheart: you know, sometimes I think to myself, what are you waiting for you dumb stupid f**k?

Cupid: -_-

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Romeo: suck a d**k, suck a d**k! Suck a mothetf**king d**k!

Lockheart: Suck a d**k, suck a huge or small d- *playing piano*

Creator: -_- Why must you both ruin everything?

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Cupid: Hi! How are you tonight?

Lockheart: I want to f**king die!

Cupid: same.

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Cyrus: you like being in the front seat?

Mari: yeah!

Cyrus: *slams on breaks* Wear a seatbelt then.

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Romeo: ayy yo! Suck my wiggly d*ck!

Cupid: *eye twitch*

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Aspen: Take it away Igniter!

Igniter: And IIIIIIIIII--- HOLY SH*T!

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Creator: *holding a baby Bryce*

Bryce: *Cute baby fish noises*

Mari: what the f**k is that!?

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Fear: WHERE'S MY F**KING GLASSES!?

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Hallow: Telephone.

Creator: F**k the phone!

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Romeo: *on phone* The doctor doesn't need to know about that! Don't you ever, talk about my d**ks without my permission! *hangs up*

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Mari: Is there any eggnog left?

Chris: your mom is the one who d**ks with the eggnog! Not me!

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Jasper: Victoria treated me like a sh*t.

Creator: is that why you two got a divorce?

Jasper: That, and her spaghetti sucked d**k.

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*phone rings*

Lockheart: EAT MY SHORT D**K!

Cupid: *eye twitch*

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Igniter: F**K SALT!

Aspen: -_-

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Cyrus: You change your glasses more than you change your damn shirt. Why don't you try wearing a different shirt for once in your life?

Fear: Why don't you just f**k off!?

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Romeo: Ooh~ Nice shoes!

Lockheart: Thanks they're my a** kickers.

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Yep, lots of cursing as usual.

Anyway, I should be sleeping but nah. Imma go pay off my debt to Tom Nook.

See you guys later~!