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Something to make you laugh #9

Why? I don't even know why, I love making these. This one may be shorter since it was hard to find the ones I haven't used.

Lots of cursing as always.

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Creator: Name one celebrity that needs a smack in the mouth.

Cupid: Oh! I know who it is!

Lock: Who?

Cupid: Us!

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Fear: How do you know what's good for me?!

Cupid: THATS MY OPINION!!!!

Coby: 0___0

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Creator: Okay, that's it! You know what, you're in time out! Get on top of the fridge!

Coby: This house is a f**king nightmare!!!!

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Creator: Romeo, wake up.

Romeo: Ugh, five more minutes....

Creator: You've been in a coma for two years!

Romeo:.........k, two more minuets.

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Romeo: baby girl, what's your name?~

Fear: Sebastian.

Romeo: Buy you drink?

Fear: No.

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Jasper: Remember, no one can hate you more than you already hate yourself...*cries*

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Fear: This coffee is bitter! Like my soul.

Fear: I need something black, like my soul.

Fear: Ah! It's cold! Like my soul.

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Creator: Would you rather kill Coby or--

Cyrus: Yes. Kill him.

Creator: I didn't even say the other---

Cyrus: I don't need to hear it.

Coby: I'm feeling a little unsafe.

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*Creator and Horror about to kiss.*

Amour: *slams knife on table* NOT ON MY WATCH! NOT ON MY WATCH!

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(In drive thru)

Romeo: Can I get a d*ck taco?

Creator: *smacks him* What the f**k is wrong with you!?

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Cupid: And then I said---

Hallow: *smacks him with pillow* Move b*tch! Get out the way!

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Fear: *Falls off ceiling* OW! F**k! 

Mari: Who's there?

Fear: Nobody! F**k off!

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*jingle bells plays.*

Romeo: lick-a my, stro--

Creator: What the f**k!? *smacks him in the back of the head*

Romeo: ow! Why'd you do that? *laughs* Do you not like this song? Ha! Hah! *laughs*

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Coby: Do you eat the booty like groceries?

Hallow: num num num!

Coby: *laughs* What the f**k!? *laughs harder*

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Mari: *wearing Coby's shades* Hey! I think you're really cool! I like you a lot! Maybe we could hang out or something....

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Creator: Why aren't the dishes in alphabetical order!??!?

Cyrus: What does that even mean?

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Asher: Okay class, X equals---

Coby: I know you heard about that new-

Asher: Why do I hear talking?

Romeo: Because you've got ears, you dumba** b*tch.

Asher:.... Romeo, step outside really quick.

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Creator: And I can't help feeling, we could have had it al---

All Outcasts- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Asher: What's your emergency?

Romeo: *mumbles*

Asher: I'm sorry?

Romeo: I got my d*ck stuck in a Pringles can.

Asher:..... 0_0

*creator is currently having a laughing fit*

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I'll make more of these at some point. When I'm not laughing really hard. XD

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