Something to make you laugh #9
Why? I don't even know why, I love making these. This one may be shorter since it was hard to find the ones I haven't used.
Lots of cursing as always.
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Creator: Name one celebrity that needs a smack in the mouth.
Cupid: Oh! I know who it is!
Lock: Who?
Cupid: Us!
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Fear: How do you know what's good for me?!
Cupid: THATS MY OPINION!!!!
Coby: 0___0
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Creator: Okay, that's it! You know what, you're in time out! Get on top of the fridge!
Coby: This house is a f**king nightmare!!!!
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Creator: Romeo, wake up.
Romeo: Ugh, five more minutes....
Creator: You've been in a coma for two years!
Romeo:.........k, two more minuets.
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Romeo: baby girl, what's your name?~
Fear: Sebastian.
Romeo: Buy you drink?
Fear: No.
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Jasper: Remember, no one can hate you more than you already hate yourself...*cries*
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Fear: This coffee is bitter! Like my soul.
Fear: I need something black, like my soul.
Fear: Ah! It's cold! Like my soul.
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Creator: Would you rather kill Coby or--
Cyrus: Yes. Kill him.
Creator: I didn't even say the other---
Cyrus: I don't need to hear it.
Coby: I'm feeling a little unsafe.
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*Creator and Horror about to kiss.*
Amour: *slams knife on table* NOT ON MY WATCH! NOT ON MY WATCH!
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(In drive thru)
Romeo: Can I get a d*ck taco?
Creator: *smacks him* What the f**k is wrong with you!?
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Cupid: And then I said---
Hallow: *smacks him with pillow* Move b*tch! Get out the way!
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Fear: *Falls off ceiling* OW! F**k!
Mari: Who's there?
Fear: Nobody! F**k off!
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*jingle bells plays.*
Romeo: lick-a my, stro--
Creator: What the f**k!? *smacks him in the back of the head*
Romeo: ow! Why'd you do that? *laughs* Do you not like this song? Ha! Hah! *laughs*
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Coby: Do you eat the booty like groceries?
Hallow: num num num!
Coby: *laughs* What the f**k!? *laughs harder*
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Mari: *wearing Coby's shades* Hey! I think you're really cool! I like you a lot! Maybe we could hang out or something....
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Creator: Why aren't the dishes in alphabetical order!??!?
Cyrus: What does that even mean?
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Asher: Okay class, X equals---
Coby: I know you heard about that new-
Asher: Why do I hear talking?
Romeo: Because you've got ears, you dumba** b*tch.
Asher:.... Romeo, step outside really quick.
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Creator: And I can't help feeling, we could have had it al---
All Outcasts- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Asher: What's your emergency?
Romeo: *mumbles*
Asher: I'm sorry?
Romeo: I got my d*ck stuck in a Pringles can.
Asher:..... 0_0
*creator is currently having a laughing fit*
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I'll make more of these at some point. When I'm not laughing really hard. XD
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