Something to make you laugh #8
More vines since I'm vine trash.
Lots of cursing, you all know the drill.
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Fear: coby, can you read line three for the class?
Coby: no I cannot! What up! I'm coby I'm nineteen and I never f**king learned how to read!
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Creator: Every time you yell at your boys, put a quarter in your no yelling sock, and soon you have a weapon to beat them wit--
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Asher: 9-1-1 is it an emergency?
Hallow: no.
Asher: then, what is it?
Hallow: its digiorno!
Asher: -___-
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Coby: and they were roommates!
Cyrus: oh my gawd they were roommates.
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Lockheart: *at McDonalds* LETS MC-FRICKEN LOOSE IT! GET OUTTA YOUR MIND! GET OUTTA YOUR MIND!
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Cupid: oh look its a snake charmer!
Romeo: yo snake, you cute as f**k.
Coby: oh stop it!
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Creator: hey, what do you want to eat?
Amour: the souls of the innocent.
Cupid: a bagel.
Amour: no!
Cupid: two bagels.
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Creator: so, why are you so critical over your performance?
Romeo: it was a piece of sh*t. You look fit though. *walks away*
Creator: thank you!
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Cupid and Hallow: *fist fighting*
Mari: can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?
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Romeo: yo man, you wanna see a picture of my c**k?
Fear: hell no!
Romeo: here, picture of my c**k.
Fear: that's a chicken mother f**ker.
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Coby: oh I'm sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich!
Cyrus: go back to sleep and starve!
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Fear: so basically what what I was think about was-
Cyrus: *punches him*
Fear: ow f**k.. I can't believe you've done this!
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Amour: you ready to f**king die!?
Lockheart: no! Imma bad b*tch you can't kill me!
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Cupid: he's such a snake..
Coby: *slithers by on hoverboard*
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Mari: they said I can't be what I want without a collage... I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger.
*hangs on door by antenna's*
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Creator: you either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's.
Asher: we going to McDonald's if I don't do my work? *laughs*
Creator: no! *laughs*
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Hallow: AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHH!
Amour: why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!?
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Mari: daddy?
Fear: do I look like-
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Creator: get to dell taco they've got a new thing called- freesh- freesh a vac a do! Freesh a vac a do!
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Coby: ayy oh! Suck my wiggly d*ck!
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Romeo: I shoved the toothbrush in my butt, my mom burst in-
Creator: what the f**k are you doing!?
I'll see you guys later I'm laughing far too hard rn. XD
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