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Something to make you laugh #8

More vines since I'm vine trash.

Lots of cursing, you all know the drill.

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Fear: coby, can you read line three for the class?

Coby: no I cannot! What up! I'm coby I'm nineteen and I never f**king learned how to read!

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Creator: Every time you yell at your boys, put a quarter in your no yelling sock, and soon you have a weapon to beat them wit--

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Asher: 9-1-1 is it an emergency?

Hallow: no.

Asher: then, what is it?

Hallow: its digiorno!

Asher: -___-

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Coby: and they were roommates!

Cyrus: oh my gawd they were roommates.

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Lockheart: *at McDonalds* LETS MC-FRICKEN LOOSE IT! GET OUTTA YOUR MIND! GET OUTTA YOUR MIND!

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Cupid: oh look its a snake charmer!

Romeo: yo snake, you cute as f**k.

Coby: oh stop it!

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Creator: hey, what do you want to eat?

Amour: the souls of the innocent.

Cupid: a bagel.

Amour: no!

Cupid: two bagels.

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Creator: so, why are you so critical over your performance?

Romeo: it was a piece of sh*t. You look fit though. *walks away*

Creator: thank you!

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Cupid and Hallow: *fist fighting*

Mari: can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?

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Romeo: yo man, you wanna see a picture of my c**k?

Fear: hell no!

Romeo: here, picture of my c**k.

Fear: that's a chicken mother f**ker.

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Coby: oh I'm sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich!

Cyrus: go back to sleep and starve!

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Fear: so basically what what I was think about was-

Cyrus: *punches him*

Fear: ow f**k.. I can't believe you've done this! 

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Amour: you ready to f**king die!?

Lockheart: no! Imma bad b*tch you can't kill me!

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Cupid: he's such a snake..

Coby: *slithers by on hoverboard*

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Mari: they said I can't be what I want without a collage... I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger.

*hangs on door by antenna's*

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Creator: you either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's.

Asher: we going to McDonald's if I don't do my work? *laughs*

Creator: no! *laughs*

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Hallow: AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHH!

Amour: why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!?

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Mari: daddy?

Fear: do I look like-

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Creator: get to dell taco they've got a new thing called- freesh- freesh a vac a do! Freesh a vac a do!

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Coby: ayy oh! Suck my wiggly d*ck!

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Romeo: I shoved the toothbrush in my butt, my mom burst in-

Creator: what the f**k are you doing!?

I'll see you guys later I'm laughing far too hard rn. XD

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