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Something to make you laugh 6

These are mostly random and are duologue prompts or videos I've seen. Have fun!

Cupid: bad jokes aren't allowed in heaven.

Coby: okay.

Cupid: that means absolutely no puns!

Coby: ab-soul-utely.

*cloud turns to flames*

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Cyrus: fix it.

Amour: it's a ransom note! I don't care about grammar!

Cyrus: there is no excuse for bad grammar.

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Igniter: this is my life now, I have climbed up this hill, and now I shall die upon it.

Aspen: shut up, we've been hiking for twenty minuets.

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Jasper: why the heck do you have a stuffed animal on your desk?

Hallow: he is not a stuffed animal..
His name is stripe and he keeps me from loosing my mind. *hugs candy corn bat plush*

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Cyrus: come on, when have any of my calculations been wrong?

Creator: well....

Cyrus: shut up. That was one time!

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Cyrus: don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Coby: not till four.

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Cupid: you're not as evil as everyone thinks you are.

Fear: no, I'm much worse.

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Romeo: well excuse me, I'm a demon!

Creator: well demon or not, I can't take you seriously with that fedora.

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Amour: do you feel guilty? Like, at all?

Fear: I don't have time to feel guilty and neither do you. *adjusts glasses with sass.*

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Creator: why are your hands purple?

Jasper: that is a very good question.

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Amour: murder wasn't on today's agenda.

Cupid: its not on anyone's!

Amour: no, its on mine. Just not until next Thursday.

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Cupid: hold on, you died!?

Hallow: yeah, well it didn't stick. *shrugs*

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Fear: wait, wait, wait! What are you doing?

Cupid: what? I need to heat up this potion.

Fear: in the microwave?

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Creator: you can't just turn into a bat and fly away when you don't want to deal with things!

Hallow: vwatch me!

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Lock: okay, what did I do?

Fear: what do you mean?

Lock: you look like you want to rip my head off.

Fear: sorry, that's just how my face works.

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Coby: are we there yet?

Lock: get out.

Coby: were going 85- miles an hour down the highway in the middle of nowhere!

Lock: did I stutter?

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Fear: no, I'm not buying you a knife on your birthday.

Amour: but it's pretty!

Fear: no!

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Warning: massive cursing for this half.

Creator: what's your biggest fear?

Fear: I'm not afraid of sh*t!

......

Fear: except snakes.. F**k those.

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Cupid: *in the backseat of creators car* this is the second time I've been f**ked by dairy queen! *throws ice cream out window*

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Hallow: *opens cabinet* what the hells this sh*t!?

Cupid: thats count chocula cereal.
-_-

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Coby: hey Cyrus, can you do my laundry?

Cyrus: I'm gonna scotch tape your a** shut.

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Cupid: your a big a** waste of sh*t.

Hallow: ......

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Cyrus: you're a stupid p*cker.

Coby: I'm gonna tell mom!

Cyrus: she already knows.

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*lockheart in a drive thru, imagine being in the passengers seat.*

Lock: yeah, I want two cheese burgers, I want pickles and ketchup on them. And don't load them up with a bunch of bullsh*t!

Intercom- will there be anything else?

Lock: I want some fries, and give me some sh*t to drink!

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Igniter: *on the phone* you motherf**kers! Go count your d**k!

Aspen: -_-....see what I have to deal with?

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Cupid: LH! You're gonna break everything in the whole house!

Lock: I'm too p*ssed to give a sh*t!
*stomps away*

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Yeah.. LH cusses a lot.

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Lock: *on phone in his room* The doctor doesn't need to know about that! Don't you ever talk about my d**k without my permission!

Imagine walking passed his room during that phone call.

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Asher: can you pass the salt?

Lock: f**k salt! *throw's salt shaker across the room*

Asher:... -_-

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Cupid: holy sh*t! I gotta go! Some squirrel is f**king my tomato's! *runs outside*

I hope you enjoyed this random garbage. :3




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