Yass more of these. Lots of cursing btw.

Tiny announcement- I may or may not have plans to make another undertale book. ;)

Also, cuz I get asked this so much, if you guys wanna make fanart for me, go ahead. Just tag me and credit me. Anyway, onto the randomness!

Jasper: Fear I just got shot!

Fear: Hey, jasp, can you call me back?

Jasper: I'm dying!

Fear: I'm in a meeting, can you die later?

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Cupid: Asher, were out of ravioli.

Asher: *takes out shot gun* WHO THE FOOK AT ALL THE FOOKIN RAVIOLI B*TCH!?

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Cupid: what is that?

Hallow:... That's my poptart wrapper?

Cupid: see, one day you'll wake up and a mouse will be eating your nuts! *leaves*

Hallow:....0_0

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Coby: momma I got you a new car! Its around back!

Creator: did you clean your homework!?

Coby:.... How do you cl-

Creator: nope! F**k you!

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Fear: okay, senior trip, where do you guys wanna go?

Cyrus: the Bahamas!

Fear: I don't know about that,

Amour: let's go to hell.

Fear:..... No.

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Asher: hey! Its time for my walk!

Creator: just a second ash, I gotta finish this chapter.

Asher: b*tch! I will s*it on the floor! Take me out.

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Hallow: momma can i-

Creator: b*tch f**k you!

Hallow:... All you had to say was yes.. Or no..

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Coby: Cyrus, call my girlfriend.

Cyrus: *beeps* which one?

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Fear: okay class, does anyone know what the larges bone in your body is?

Coby: *snickers*

Fear: please, no inappropriate answers.

Romeo: THAT D**K!

Fear:.... -_-...

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Cyrus: Agent coyote, this is headquarters, do you copy?

Asher: yes sir I do.

Cyrus: Agent little d**k do you copy?

Coby: AGENT WHAT!?

Cyrus:...Agent little d**k?

Asher: 0_0

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Coby: wow! This TV show is lit!

Jasper: what that mean!?

Coby: oh, jasp its a teenager thing.

Jasper: I'm about to lit that a** if you don't tell me what the f**k lit means!

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Cyrus: mom! I just got 1 million followers on vine!

Creator: did you get 1 million on that test?

Cyrus:... You can't g-

Creator: oh?!

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Hallow: hey Amour!

Amour: can you get in the oven to clean it?

Hallow:.... Bye Amour!

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Fear: y/n,

You: Fear?

Fear: I've been wanting to do this for a long time.. *gets on one knee*

You: oh my god!

Fear: y/n, will you ma-

Romeo: F**K ME!

Fear: Romeo why!?

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Coby: damn Rome's, I didn't know you'd be lookin' like that!

Romeo: like what? *giggles*

Coby: f**kin ugly and s*it? B*tch wtf? *laughs*

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Coby: mom guess what! Yeet!

Creator: what the f**k did you just do?

Coby: yeet!

Creator: tell me what the f**k you just did before you get your a**, beat!

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(When your crush calls you cute)

Cyrus: hello reader-chan, you're pretty cute.

You: *stammers*... F**k!

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Coby: where's the paper towel's?!

Asher: their over here, in this bag!

Coby: throw it over here!

Asher: *tosses sack of paper towels*

Coby: ouch! You mother f**ker, you hit me in the d**k!

Asher: sorry!

Coby: you're lucky it wasn't hard...

......   ......

Coby: *picks up paper towel roll* I MEAN THIS THING NOT MY D**K!

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*loud crash*

Creator: the hell was that?

Cyrus: your son just fell down the stairs!

Creator: well quit it! *continues typing*

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Fear: Cyrus, is there any eggnog left?

Cyrus: your moms the one who d**ks with the eggnog not me!

Fear: 0___0...

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Creator: *knocks loudly on bathroom door*

Romeo: WAIT MINUTE YOU D**K!

Creator: I don't have a d**k, you p**k!

Romeo:.... Creator?..aw s*it!

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I don't really know. I was bored. *shrugs*