I'm bored and idk what to write. There will be a maid for chaos update later today :3

Have some vines because why the hell not? We've got new characters since the last one!

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Amour: don't tell your mother.

Maid-chan: kiss one another?

Amour: DIE FOR EACHOTHER!

Maid-chan: 0_0

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Mari: Daddy?

Cyrus: DO I LOOK LIKE--

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lockheart: add two shots of vodka. *pours whole bottle into cup*

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Jasper: *floats passed coby*

Coby: *LOUD GIRLY SCREAM* AHHHH!!! *Smacks Jasper w/chair*

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Cupid: hey, how you doin'?

Jasper: well I'm doing just fine! I lied I'm dying inside...

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Bryce: *falls through ceiling*

Creator: Hey Bryce.

Bryce: Heya mom. That hurt.

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Amour: how do you know what's good for me!?

Lockheart: thats my OPINION!

Cupid: 0_0

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Reader: Fear, we did it! You're gonna be a father!

Fear: y/n, I'm reading Harry Potter what do you want!?

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Creator: okay guys say Colorado!

Cyrus: I'M A GIRAFFE!

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Alistair: Imma burd. *crashes through window* SCRAAAA!!!

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Cupid: let me see what you have.

Mari: a knife!

Cupid: no!

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Romeo: calling people daddy is gross.

Coby: stop kink shaming me...

Romeo: kink shaming people is my kink~

Coby: 0_0 AHHHHH!!!!

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Igniter: Octavian is so annoying.

Octi: *appears in window* I heard you were talking sh*t about me?

Igniter: What the f**k!?

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Reader: hey baby happy one year!

Coby:....? I'm twenty seven.

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Lockheart: *strums guitar* I love you b*tch! I'll never stop loving you, b*tch!~

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Fear: I feel like I have no friends...

Creator: well, what do you like to do for fun?

Fear: I like collecting stamps!

Creator: *facepalms* Jfc..

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Igniter: I GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF YALL! YALL GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF ME! *clanging pans at 4am*

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Amour: hi! I'm Amour and today I'm gonna show you how to make cereal! First, get some milk!

*opens fridge.*

Amour: OH MY GOD! *moves severed head* WERE OUT OF MILK!

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Coby: ~Drop it like its hot~

Asher: mmm F*CK! *drops plate on floor*

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Mari: Mommy can you teach me how to twerk?

Creator: No more tv. No more computer. We're reading books from now on!

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Igniter: I'll beat your a**!

Lockheart: I'll slap the man out of you, b*tch! *slaps*

Blaze: *starts crying*

(Female Igniter)

Lockheart: oh sh*t, my bad! *hugs her*

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Cupid: will you dance with me?

Hallow: go and f*ck yourself.

Cupid: why won't anyone dance with me!

Hallow: Because I want to f*ck you.

Cupid: 0___0

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Fear: I'm watching the waves.

Jasper: I'm in love with you Sebastian.

Fear: 0_0.... Ahh! Ahhh!

Jasper: *tackles him in a hug*

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Coby: what are those!?

Octi: they are my crocks..

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Coby: umm.. No.. No.. No.. Oh f*ck there it is. *picks up baby*

Creator: great parenting.. 

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Asher: oh f*ck, Cy you've got to get out of the car.

Cyrus: why?

Asher: there's a weight limit.

Cyrus: do I f*cking look four tons to you, you d*ckhead!?

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Romeo: *slides down stairs handrail* You're all going to hell~ Bye!~

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Cupid: why is everyone afraid of love?

Cupid: LOVE!

Lockheart: *girly scream*

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Lockheart: alright, let's tell each other a secret about our selves.

Lockheart: I'm going to go first, I. Hate. You.

Hallow: -_-

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Coby: *shoots ceiling light*

Lockheart: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T F*CKING LOVE YOU!

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Alistair: *uses air horn*

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Aspen: did someone say something?

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Romeo: oooh~ sexy girl~ la la la~

Bryce: I'M A DUDE!

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Creator: and this is our wonderful English class,

Fear: *slams Asher's head into chalkboard* TWILIGHT ISN'T LITERATURE!

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Cupid: welcome to dating advice with Cupid! Coby what's your question?

Coby: how can you tell if a girl likes you?

Cupid: SHE DOESN'T!

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Romeo: Iggy, it'll be alright.

Igniter: touch me again and I'll kill you and your f**king family.

Romeo: 0_0 ....alright!

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Asher: do you even lift bro!? Ha!

Hold up... Ayyyyy

Cyrus: *throws him*

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Igniter: hey guys I wanted to introduce you to my brother!

Aspen: hi!

Igniter: *shoves him in pool* no one cares!

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~Jingle bells, jingle bells~

Gael: why are you listening to Christmas music in November?

Chris: You are not welcome here! Get out of my house!

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Alistair: jokes on you!

Octi: theres something on me!?

Alistair: no thats--

Octi: get it off me!

Alistair: but theres--

Octi: GET IT OFF BEFORE I KILL YOU!

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~Can you feel the love tonight?~

Creator: *smiles at you*

Amour: Get the f*ck back!

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Lockheart: *frowning*

Romeo: look in the mirror, thats your only competition! Luckily, the competition is ugly.

Lockheart: *glares at him*

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Mari: hi I'm Mari Gold! Stop it, get some help.

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Amour: *dancing with broom* Love me love me! Say that you love me!

Creator: I am so scared.. 

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Aspen: okay kids, what did you do over the week?

Igniter: AHHHHHH!!!!!

Aspen: why are you doing that?

Igniter: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Aspen: why did I choose this job!?

Idk I'm bored and waiting for my switch to charge.. My village needs me.. *jumps out window that was closed*