Been a while since I've made one of these. Just the Outcast's being stupid at the store.

If any of ya got anymore ideas for these let me know.

Pic above is made by a bunch of artists. I just put them in one big pic, hopefully it's there.

Thx for all the amazing fanart~ Credit to you. UwU

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Fear finally finished the long list of things they needed for the house, after going through all the cabinets and pantries.

"Cupid." Fear asked, trying to get the angel's attention, but Cupid was too busy going through his journal.

Fear sighs and opens his face. "Cupid!"

Cupid squealed loudly and fell off the couch. "Fear! You gave me a heart attack!"

Fear shrugged his shoulders with a slight smile. "I got the grocery list. I'll be in the car waiting."

Cupid took the list out of his hands harshly and looked over it. "Jeeze.. We really are out of everything..."

Fear nods. "That is because we have eleven males living in this mansion. What do you expect?"

Cupid sighs. "I'll get the others."

Fear adjusts his glasses and leaves with a nod to the garage.

Cupid stood and put the list in his satchel then walked over to the bottom of the stairs. "GET OFF YOUR BIG BUTTS AND GET THE HECK DOWN HERE! WE'RE GOING TO THE STORE! HURRY UP!"

With a smile on his face he heard the others rushing to get down the stairs as fast as they could, unfortunately, Asher tripped.

"About time. Get in the car." Cupid crossed his arms and looks at the pile of four skeletons.

Hallow huffed and shoved the gorgon off him. "Can we get candy?"

Coby's snakes hiss and nip at Hallow's hands. "Dude! Don't touch my hair!"

Asher shoved them both aside. "I get to pick out the snacks!"

He got kicked in the side. "Get your big a** of me you f**king oversized dog!" Lockheart hisses, kicking him again.

Cupid facepalms.

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Once in the car, many of them complained like children at the seating arrangement.

Cupid sat in the drivers seat, Fear took shotgun, in the first row was Hallow and Asher, with Coby squished between them.

In the backseat sat Lockheart with his arms behind his head, his whole body took up the backseat.

"Dude! Let me sit next to you! I'm getting crushed here!" Coby whined poking Lock's side.

Lock's tail slaps his hand off him as he smirks. "I would, but I hate you, so, no."

Coby pouted and sat between the vampire and werewolf with his arms crossed. "This sucks."

Hallow chuckled. "No, I suck."

Asher side glared at him. "Gross."

"Shut up flea bag." Lockheart mutters.

"All of you shut up before I rip your skulls in half and drain your insides." Fear sneers into the rearview mirror.

After that, everyone sat in silence.

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"Guys, were here." Cupid announces, shutting the car off.

"Good, get out. I'm staying here." Lockheart mutters, closing his eyes once more.

"Why did you even come anyway?" Asher asks.

When he didn't receive an answer he shrugged his shoulders and hopped out of the car, along with the other five.

Lockheart slept in the backseat. While Cupid tosses him the keys.

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"Okay, guys go by the list! Don't just rummage through stuff and throw it in the cart!" Cupid huffs.

"Hallow, run to the breakfast isle and go pick out a few cereals, Asher go to the frozen isle and grab some bacon and other meats. Fear, you already know what to get. Coby, pick out some chips and other snacks, I'll be in the baking isle."

Cupid took off with the cart as the rest separated and dashed off to the isles with pieces of the list.

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Hallow had two boxes of cereal in his arms but, in the corner of his eye he saw the beloved candy isle.

His mouth watered and he quickly teleported to the isle, grabbing as many bags as he could. "Yes! They've got candy corn!"

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Asher had a basket hanging on his arms, it filled with two boxes of bacon and hamburger meat.

"Excuse me my boy, but could you be a dear and grab that detergent for me?" An elderly woman asked him.

Asher smiles. "Anythin' for you ma'am." While he reaches the blue bottle he thought he felt something touch his backside.

"Huh?" He hands the woman her detergent and she smiles up at him.

"Thank you dearie." She waddles off with her cart and giggles to herself.

"Did that woman just pinch my arse?" Asher questions with a orange blush.

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Coby held two bags of potato chips in his right arms, his other hand keeping his vipers under his beanie hat. "I'll feed you later!"

An attractive woman stared at him, clearly confused. "Who are you talking to?"

Coby puts his hand back in his pocket. "Uh, no one. Just reminding myself of what to get! Hah!"

She lifts a brow and giggles. "Right,  you're a monster aren't you?"

Coby smirks and nods. "Yeah, but I'm a real beast in the sheets."

A loud smack echoed in the store and the woman left the isle with anger in her eye.

"Owww..." Coby groans, holding his cheek.

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Fear had a basket which held a few boxes of tea along with a few breakfast things. He stood, looking up at the things on the top shelf.

"Do you need a hand sir?" A younger male asks, setting the boxes he was stacking down.

"No, I've got it. Thanks." Fear smiles and crawls up the side of the shelves, grabbing a box of sugar he hops back down, his extra legs folding into his back as he walked away.

That worker is going to have nightmares.

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Cupid stood in the baking isle, trying to decide on what type of icing he wanted.

"Just pick something, who the f**k cares? They're both pink." Lockheart  snaps tossing one in the cart.

Cupid crosses his arms. "I thought you wanted to stay in the car?"

"I got bored." The fallen angel replies, crossing his arms as well with annoyance.

Cupid rolls his eyes. "Why do people like you so much, you're a jerk.."

"I am aware that I'm an a**hole, but I don't give a sh*t." Lock mutters taking the cart.

Cupid follows after him with a frown.

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"Hallow.. WHY ARE THERE FORTY BAGS OF CANDY CORN!?" Cupid screams unpacking bags of groceries.

"I need them!" Hallow yells back.

"This is why you're fat!"

Hallow glares at him. "I'm stocky, not fat. Shut up."

While they argued, Lockheart was about to punch someone, since he couldn't find the paper towels.

"Where the f**k are the paper towels!?" He yells.

"Over here Lockheart, they're in this bag!" Coby holds the bag up.

"Well, throw them over here!"

Coby nods and tosses the bag over to the fallen angel.

"Ow! You mother f**ker, you hit me in the d**k!" Lockheart growls picking up the paper towels.

"Sorry!" Coby yells back, sitting on the floor, going through a different bag.

"You're lucky it wasn't hard!"

Fiver other outcast stare at him with a wtf face.

Lockheart raises the paper towels in his hands. "I meant this thing!"

"Uh huh, sure."

"Shut up!"

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After dinner, everyone went to bed, being tired from the long day of grocery shopping.

Well, except two people who sneaked their way into the kitchen.

"Its on the top shelf!"

"I'm too short!"

"Ugh, fine. Get on my shoulders!"

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"I got it!"

"Keep your voice down!"

Suddenly the kitchen light come on with Cyrus standing in the doorway. "Creator, Hallow, What are you too doing?"

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"Snatch and run!" Creator yells throwing a bag of flour at Cyrus' face.

Hallow picks her up and they dashed out of the kitchen with his super speed.

Cyrus laid on the floor coughing.

Wasted.

End.

I got bored, and I love these stupid little short stories, they're my favorite to write. XD