Pic above is of my favorite boys.

Anyway, I'm making another one of these since wattpad was a d*ck last night and didn't save any of my progress on a fanfic I made for Peach. -_-

And.. This cheered me up.

This does have the new boys.

Anyway! Enjoy!

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Romeo: Alright everyone turn to page seven. Hallow you turn to page sixty nine ~

Hallow: 0_0

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Fear: This problem is going to challenge you mentally.

Mari: Square!

Fear: That is.. Correct? How the fu-

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Peach:

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Lockheart: *opens fridge* okay.. Oh my god.. WHO ATE ALL MY F*CKING DINNER ROLLS!?

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Hugo: Hey Eden! *Throws axe*

Eden: What the hell is wrong with you!?

Hugo: Heheheh! You a bitch for flinching!

Eden: You threw an axe at me!

Hugo: And you a bitch.

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Eden: I've been shot! I'm dying...

Hugo: Its because you're always on that phone.

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Lockheart:

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Hugo: Open the door. Or I'm gonna throw rocks in your windows you dumb wh*re!

Peach/Eden: 0_0

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Romeo: Did someone order a big sausage pizza?

Fangirl: I did, but I don't have any money~

Romeo: Then why the f*ck did you order one!?

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Fear: I'm not like other guys, I have a v*gina.

Outcasts: 0_0

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Jasper: And you take the moon and.. She took the kids...

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No one:

Romeo: You want to make out!?

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Fang: Don't you hate it when your girlfriend has a twin sister, then you get confused and f*ck her dad?

Lockheart:.... What the f*ck.

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Eden: Hey um, is it cool if is sit here?

Peach: You may be granted a seat at our lunch table, but first you have to contribute a pickle to the pickle pile!

Eden:.... Yeah, I'm just gonna leave.

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Cupid: Can you read this?

Atlas: Meow.

Cupid: Oh shit.

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Hallow: KISS ME MOTHER F*CKER!

Cupid: You need to stop drinking.

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Lockheart: Hey Romeo. I'm really disappointed..

Romeo:...?

Lockheart: I learned c*ck fighting is done with chickens. Three years of training I'm never getting back.

Romeo: Pfft! What the f*ck?

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Atlas: How do you celebrate your birthday if you're dead?

Jasper: I don't know Atlas, how do you celebrate Valentine's day if no one loves you?

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Coby: Hey thanks for checking in! In still a piece of garbage!

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Eden: ...I'm not sad.. I'm just cutting cucumbers.. *cries*

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Peach: Hey there! I'm Peach!

Lockheart: That's interesting. But what's also interesting is that I don't give a shit.

Peach: ....*takes out knife*

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Peach: Daddy?

Amour: Do I look like-

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Eclipse:

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Lockheart: I'll have you know that I'm a sweet treat! I'm a f*cking delight to be around!

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Artsy: How do you keep you pants up whole you're performing its incredible!

Romeo/Peach/Hallow/Cyrus/Coby/Asher/Chris/Elements: Belt.

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Peach: Guess who I got art with!

Eden: Hugo?

Peach: No!

Eden: Y/n?

Peach: No!

Eden: Who?

Peach: My teacher!

Eden: -_-

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Hugo: Put that candy back, I'm not buying you shit!

Peach: *throws candy bag*

Hugo: Ow! F*ck me in the a**hole!

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Lockheart: Dude, there was the biggest f*cking nerd in your exact seat yesterday!

Cupid: ...That was me in my glasses..

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Mari: Hi I'm Mari Gold, and I'm gonna teach you how to get girls! Get them flowers, b*tches love flowers!

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Romeo: Hey, I shoved that candy corn down my pants.

Hallow: ....*Eye twitch*

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Coby: You have a beautiful smile.

Most of my fanbase: Thank you, you're not that handsome.

Coby: ....Wow thanks.

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Octavian: Yep. This is a bucket.

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Cupid: Fear, do you want a snack?

Hallow: I want a snack!

Cupid: Asher, do you want to go to the store?

Hallow: I want to go to the store!

Cupid: Lockheart, do you want to watch a movie?

Hallow: I want to watch a movie!

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Artsy: Say hey wattpad!

Peach: Hi wattpad!

Hugo: F*CK WATTPAD B*TCH!

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Peach: Okay, before you call the police, just know I broke into your house to tell you I love you!

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Hallow: Son. This is going to be tough to say.. I'm gay.

Carver: What about mom?

Hallow: What about her?

Carver: Do you still love her?

Hallow: Ew! No! I'm gay!

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Amour: Toilet won't flush again? Here's a tip! Don't stab kids!

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Artsy: What are you afraid of?

Atlas: Robots.

Artsy: So.. What if I did this?

Cyrus: *Exists*

Atlas: Oh God!

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Mari: I am an adult! And I demand to be treated as such! You f*cking old b*tch! *takes out nerf gun*

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This is why Hugo can't be a doctor.

Victoria: What's the news doctor?

Hugo: Guess he got a little too lit!

Victoria: My husband caught on fire!

Hugo: Yeah and now he's dead! Appreciate a joke lady!

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Chris: My favorite holiday is Christmas, what about you?

Hugo: The purge.

Chris: 0_0

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Gael: Hey, lowkey nobody likes you.

Coby: That highkey makes me feel like shit.

Gael: I lowkey wish I cared.

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Artsy: Look at this mess! Pick up this room!

Lockheart:.... How the f*ck-

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Pumpkin: Hey dad, daddy, oh.. You guys are having sex? Nice. I'm gonna go to the store really quick though, do you guys need anything? Milk? Eggs?

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Asher: What do you think of my pants?

Romeo: They're pretty tight.

Asher: Thanks!

Romeo: No, they're f*cking tight.

Asher: Aw, thanks man!

Romeo: I can literally see the outline of your d*ck.

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Peach: Hey everyone! All my friends hate me and think I'm an idiot! Have a nice day! *hands you a balloon*

Readers: Thanks!

Peach: Yay!

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Peach: Hey sir! I have no soul have a nice day!

Hugo: I don't have one either.

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Amour: Hey Asher, there is a cute little deer out there. ....Where's your gun?

Aspen: 0_0

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Hugo: Hey, lowkey your mom is hot!

Romeo: That is lowkey weird.. But I lowkey agree!

Artsy: What the f*ck.

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Eden: What are you doing?

Peach: A science experiment.. Its for a project, I learned hamsters are allergic..

Eden: Allergic to what?

Peach:...To being under water for ten minutes.

Eden: 0_0

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Fear: Alright, we're going to run a few tests, are you sexually active?

Hallow: Actually-

Fear: Of course not, no one wants you.

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Hugo: Hey there, its currently half passed, I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!

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I hope you enjoyed! I'll see you all in the next chapter! Love you all~!

Xoxo -Artsy.