Something to make you laugh!
If you're new to this, I write the outcasts as vines. This may make you laugh if you're having a bad day.
Enjoy~!
Cupid: Introducing the pencil! You can write with it! You can.. What else can you do with a pencil?
Lockheart: Shove it down your throat!
Cupid: You can shove it down your- wait what?
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Cupid/Hallow: *hugging and laughing*
Lockheart:.....
Romeo: You wish that was you huh? *wheeze*
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Lh: OH MY GOD! Can you stop!?
Romeo: Stop what?
Lh: Breathing do loud just to annoy me!
Romeo: What? That's just how I breathe!
Lh: MOM!
Artsy: What!?
Lh: Romeo is breathing loud on purpose!
Artsy: Oh my god.. Romeo stop breathing.
Romeo: What? Okay.. *holds breath*
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Cyrus: Did you wash the dishes?
Romeo: I thought you wanted to do them?
Cyrus: heh heh heh.. YOU WERE WRONG!
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Cupid: Its a nice typical American dinner!
Amour: *Exists*
Cupid: *Panicked screaming*
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Chris: Hey are you the owner?
Lockheart: Of a lonely heart!
Chris:.....0_0
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Romeo: You know when you and your friends take a picture, then you're like ugh, I don't look great in this? Hah! What's that like~?
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Fang: *coughs*
Fear: Are you sick?
Fang: Yeah, do you think you could get me some chicken noodle soup?
Fear: No. Just shut up and die slowly.
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Lh: God I hate Peppy chicks, they're always like-
Cupid: Omg did you see that cute guy over there?
Lh: Die in a hole.
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Cupid: What's your joke?
Atlas: Dead babies. Ha! Hah! Cuz they died!
Cupid: Dude, you're really sick!
Atlas: You just don't know good humor.
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Amour: 420 what's your emergency?
Jasper: There's someone in my house!
Amour: No I'm not.
Jasper: What!?
Amour: Wait.. What?
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Romeo: How's the pasta?
Mari: Oh! Its great! Send my compliments to the chef!
Romeo: Alright!
Romeo: Hey chef!
Cyrus: Yeah?
Romeo: You have beautiful eyes.
Cyrus: ....0_0
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Nikolai: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions?
Kage: No.
Eclipse: I do!
Nikolai: I know Eclipse.
Eclipse: I'm sad!
Nikolai: I know Eclipse.
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Romeo: I'm mad at you, lets fight!
Amour: :) *takes out katana*
Romeo: Gah! Put that away you psycho! Oh my god! Never mind! Jesus!
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Atlas (is tied up)
Atlas: I see you've got a knife there.. Its quite a small one... Pfft..
Amour: ....*eye twitches*
Atlas: You.. Pfft.. You don't have a bigger one? Nice spike you've got there..
Amour: -_-
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Lucas: Make me some cereal.
Artsy: Who exactly are you?
Lucas: She said no!
Artsy: I didn't say anything!
Ryoto: What did you say!?
Artsy: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?
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Fear's phone: Six different ways to make yourself taller-
Fear: 0_0...
Lh: *wheezing laughter*
Fear: ....-_-
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Cupid: Why are you listening to Christmas music in September?
Chris: you are not welcome here, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
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Artsy: In every group of friends there's the dumb one!
Romeo:
Cyrus:
Amour:
Jasper:
Bryce:
Mari:...Really?
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Mari: Can I sleep over?
Cyrus: Sure. But I sleep talk.
Mari: That's okay!
-time skip-
Mari: .....*snores*
Cyrus: The fitness gram pacer test is-
Mari: 0_0
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Cupid: What did you do!?
Asher: I shaved my head!
Cupid: Why did you do that!?
Asher: I don't know!
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Mari: Its a beautiful day outside!
Romeo: Not as beautiful as me~!
Mari: *inhales* Boi.
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Cupid: What are you going to be for Halloween?
Hallow: Well I was hoping I could be your boyfriend?
Cupid: Aw! Then I hope I can be, dead!
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Amour: Hey, hey you! Do you want to be my boyfriend!?
Hallow: 0_0
Amour: Running away huh? WELL SCREW YOU THEN!
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Mari: Hey, hey, hey!
Fear: Ugh what?
Mari: Are you asleep?
Fear:....Really?
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Lockheart: You look great!
Cupid: Could you not? You know I look like a fat piece of road kill.
Lockheart: OKAY DAMN! YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT!
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Y/n: All the hot guys are either taken or gay.
Asher: I AM RIGHT HERE!
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Asher: Hey, I want to show you something! C'mon Fang its important!
Fang: Fine, what?
Asher: Look at how ugly you are! HA HA HAH!
Fang: -_-
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Cupid: Its time to play, who stole the drugs!
Hallow: Was it me?
Asher: Was it me?
Fear: I think it was him.
Lh: F*cking pink fairies everywhere!
I hope you enjoyed, I'll see you all in the next update ~!
Love, Artsy.
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