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Something to make you laugh!

If you're new to this, I write the outcasts as vines. This may make you laugh if you're having a bad day.

Enjoy~!

Cupid: Introducing the pencil! You can write with it! You can.. What else can you do with a pencil?

Lockheart: Shove it down your throat!

Cupid: You can shove it down your- wait what?

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Cupid/Hallow: *hugging and laughing*

Lockheart:.....

Romeo: You wish that was you huh? *wheeze*

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Lh: OH MY GOD! Can you stop!?

Romeo: Stop what?

Lh: Breathing do loud just to annoy me!

Romeo: What? That's just how I breathe!

Lh: MOM!

Artsy: What!?

Lh: Romeo is breathing loud on purpose!

Artsy: Oh my god.. Romeo stop breathing.

Romeo: What? Okay.. *holds breath*

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Cyrus: Did you wash the dishes?

Romeo: I thought you wanted to do them?

Cyrus: heh heh heh.. YOU WERE WRONG!

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Cupid: Its a nice typical American dinner!

Amour: *Exists*

Cupid: *Panicked screaming*

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Chris: Hey are you the owner?

Lockheart: Of a lonely heart!

Chris:.....0_0
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Romeo: You know when you and your friends take a picture, then you're like ugh, I don't look great in this? Hah! What's that like~?

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Fang: *coughs*

Fear: Are you sick?

Fang: Yeah, do you think you could get me some chicken noodle soup?

Fear: No. Just shut up and die slowly.

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Lh: God I hate Peppy chicks, they're always like-

Cupid: Omg did you see that cute guy over there?

Lh: Die in a hole.

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Cupid: What's your joke?

Atlas: Dead babies. Ha! Hah! Cuz they died!

Cupid: Dude, you're really sick!

Atlas: You just don't know good humor.

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Amour: 420 what's your emergency?

Jasper: There's someone in my house!

Amour: No I'm not.

Jasper: What!?

Amour: Wait.. What?

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Romeo: How's the pasta?

Mari: Oh! Its great! Send my compliments to the chef!

Romeo: Alright!

Romeo: Hey chef!

Cyrus: Yeah?

Romeo: You have beautiful eyes.

Cyrus: ....0_0

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Nikolai: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions?

Kage: No.

Eclipse: I do!

Nikolai: I know Eclipse.

Eclipse: I'm sad!

Nikolai: I know Eclipse.

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Romeo: I'm mad at you, lets fight!

Amour: :) *takes out katana*

Romeo: Gah! Put that away you psycho! Oh my god! Never mind! Jesus!

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Atlas (is tied up)

Atlas: I see you've got a knife there.. Its quite a small one... Pfft..

Amour: ....*eye twitches*

Atlas: You.. Pfft.. You don't have a bigger one? Nice spike you've got there..

Amour: -_-

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Lucas: Make me some cereal.

Artsy: Who exactly are you?

Lucas: She said no!

Artsy: I didn't say anything!

Ryoto: What did you say!?

Artsy: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?

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Fear's phone: Six different ways to make yourself taller-

Fear: 0_0...

Lh: *wheezing laughter*

Fear: ....-_-

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Cupid: Why are you listening to Christmas music in September?

Chris: you are not welcome here, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

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Artsy: In every group of friends there's the dumb one!

Romeo:

Cyrus:

Amour:

Jasper:

Bryce:

Mari:...Really?

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Mari: Can I sleep over?

Cyrus: Sure. But I sleep talk.

Mari: That's okay!

-time skip-

Mari: .....*snores*

Cyrus: The fitness gram pacer test is-

Mari: 0_0

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Cupid: What did you do!?

Asher: I shaved my head!

Cupid: Why did you do that!?

Asher: I don't know!

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Mari: Its a beautiful day outside!

Romeo: Not as beautiful as me~!

Mari: *inhales* Boi.

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Cupid: What are you going to be for Halloween?

Hallow: Well I was hoping I could be your boyfriend?

Cupid: Aw! Then I hope I can be, dead!

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Amour: Hey, hey you! Do you want to be my boyfriend!?

Hallow: 0_0

Amour: Running away huh? WELL SCREW YOU THEN!

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Mari: Hey, hey, hey!

Fear: Ugh what?

Mari: Are you asleep?

Fear:....Really?

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Lockheart: You look great!

Cupid: Could you not? You know I look like a fat piece of road kill.

Lockheart: OKAY DAMN! YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT!

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Y/n: All the hot guys are either taken or gay.

Asher: I AM RIGHT HERE!

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Asher: Hey, I want to show you something! C'mon Fang its important!

Fang: Fine, what?

Asher: Look at how ugly you are! HA HA HAH!

Fang: -_-

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Cupid: Its time to play, who stole the drugs!

Hallow: Was it me?

Asher: Was it me?

Fear: I think it was him.

Lh: F*cking pink fairies everywhere!


I hope you enjoyed, I'll see you all in the next update ~!

Love, Artsy.

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