Short fic with Romeo since he makes me feel better. I just want this sassy bitch to hug me.

Also, if you are a fan of Romeo, or if you're just in a Romeo mood, I recommend Todrick Hall's music. He's also Romeo's head cannon voice!

Romeo's top six are: Show off, Queen, Nails hair hips heels, Both, Fashon, and Fabulosity.

Enjoy~!

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Sundays were always your lazy day. You didn't have to worry about school or work, you just got to laze about in the living room of your favorite skeles.

Mari was doing his afternoon jog, probably lifting weights while running again.

Jasper was in his sewing room, working on another sweater for Mari. The bee ripped through all of his old ones.

Cyrus was sitting next to you, flipping though channels, looking annoyed with all of the repetitive commercials.

Amour was.. Lingering somewhere.. Probably with a dangerous weapon. Or.. He was searching the pantry for more of his favorite strawberry pockey.

And.. Romeo you weren't sure where he was. The diva was probably having trouble finding an outfit for today.

"Hey Cyrus.. Were out of pockey.." Amour peeks his head out from the kitchen doorway.

"So?" Cyrus lifts a brow with an annoyed look in his azure eyes. He tossed the remote in your lap.

"..do you know what happens when I don't have my pockey?" Amour asks, with a scowl on his face.

"You go berserk? And try to stab anyone in a three mile radius?" Cyrus asks.

The angel of blood nods his head. "Yes. Now, one of you get your lazy asses up and go to the store! We're out of things anyway.." He crosses his arms.

"Ooh bitch I'll go! I was looking for an excuse to wear this new outfit!" Came Romeo's voice, before the incubus strut into the living room.

He wore a hot pink and black cropped sweater top with a heart cut in the center of his chest, revealing his sternum and lower ribs. A leather studded belt was tight around his waist, along with a tight pair of black jean shorts

You had no idea how he got pants on. With how thick his legs were.. You'd think they'd get stuck. And you'd be right, you've had to help him out of a pair of leggings before.

"Hey Romeo. Looking good." You wink, causing him to smile brightly with his cute little fangs.

"Aww thanks y/n! Aren't you a doll! Now, do you want to come with me? I could use the extra arms." He leans on the back of the couch, looking down at you.

Cyrus rolled his eyes.

Romeo pat his head. "If Mr cranky gears let's you up of course." He sticks his two tongues out playfully.

"Sure. Why not?" You shrug your shoulders and quickly grab your hoodie from the arm rest.

"Aren't you gonna get cold?" You ask him, tying your sneakers laces.

"Oh please babe, I'm so hot the weather doesn't have shit in me." Romeo rolls his wrist in a sassy wave. "Now let's go doll, Amour already gave me the list!"

You link arms with him, with a smile on your face. He playfully tapped your rear end with his tail.

"Hey!"

"C'mon sugar! Times a wasting!"

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During the car ride, he turned his music up loudly, tapping his heeled foot to the beat, his tail even swished!

"How come you don't sing with it?" You ask him, nodding your head along with the music.

Romeo shakes his head. "Can't sugar cake, my voice kind of does things to people? Being an incubus comes with its pros and cons."

You lift a brow but decide not the question it, instead, enjoying the car ride with your sparkly friend.

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"Now carry a basket, and I'll push the cart." Romeo says, leading the way with the shopping cart. "We don't need a ton of things, but I like snacks." He winks.

You snicker at that. "Who doesn't like snacks? What isle are we going to first?"

"...hmm.. I think we need milk, if Mari didn't make all those shake things he makes then we wouldn't need to buy milk every week!" He rolls his eyes, looking over the list.

"When did he even start to work out anyway?" You ask him, grabbing a loaf of bread.

"I dunno sweetie. The bee boy is odd sometimes, even more weird than me." He chuckles.

"Hey Romeo do you want some chips?" You look over your shoulder as he bends down to grab a gallon of milk from the back.

"Hell yeah babydoll, I'm a slut for Doritos!"

You snorted. Not expecting that, you grab to big bags of the chips for him.

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Time really passes when you're having fun. The grocery trip was filled with laughs and dirty humor from your winged companion.

While the two of you were waiting in the checkout line, Romeo passed the time reading the magazines from the magazine rack.

"Eww.  What the f*ck is this bitch wearing? It looks like a f*cking 70's carpet! And what the f*ck are those shoes? They look so cheap.." He huffs, making you snicker to yourself.

"And look at this guy, you can tell he's a douchebag. Who wears their collar that damn high! Yuck! And those pants! It looks like he's wearing a diaper with how low his pants are hanging." He hisses, quickly flipping the page.

"Who the hell would want to wear that sweater? It looks itchy as f*ck. Probably made with sand paper.." He continues to criticize the models.

"What about my outfit?" You ask him, looking down at your favorite ripped jeans, band tshirt, and old but loved hoodie.

"Sweetie, you look like a cute little lazy caterpillar. The idiots in this magazine look like they got dressed in the dark."

"..thank you?" You tilt your head.

"Its a compliment honey. Oh god look at this bitch, her bedroom looks like Barbie got drunk as f*ck and decided to decorate."

You snicker with a smile. "Yeah it does. What kind of sheet is that?"

"I don't know sweetheart, all I know is that I wouldn't be caught dead in it." He shrugs his shoulders and tosses the magazine back in the rack. "Besides, my clothes cost more than five Corvettes."

The man behind you both seemed like he was getting impatient, but his eyes looked your curvy friend up and down.

You looked over your shoulder. "The hell? Romeo..this guy is checking you out.." You whisper.

Romeo lifts a brow. "Are you serious.. Eww.. He's old and gross.. Besides, he can't afford me." He rested a hand on his hip in annoyance.

The woman in front of you both was still trying to find her coupons.. Making you sigh.

"Hey kitten.. Come here often?" The man behind you asked with a sleazy smile on his face.

"He's not-" You started with a frown.

"Shh y/n I've got this." Romeo clears his throat and turns to the man with his signature smirk and lidded sockets.

Romeo puffed out his chest and stuck out his hip, his tail swishing playfully as he leaned forward. "Oh I do, I haven't seen you round before.. Stud." Romeo really tried not to gag.

The man smiled as he looked him up and down yet again. "I like those long legs of yours girly.."

Your eye twitched. Did.. Did he really think Romeo was.. A female? I mean.. Did he even hear his voice!? Probably not .. The perverted bastard was too busy looking at the incubus like a piece of meat.

"Oh you like them? Do you want to see them.. Up close?" Romeo asks, returning the smile with his own smirk.

"Oh hell yeah I do-"

"Great, look 3D!" Romeo hisses, lifting his leg and kicking the man straight down where the sun don't shine.

The man groaned out in pain and dropped to the floor.

"Oh and by the way, I'm a dude." Romeo flipped him the bird before walking up to the check out with you, leaving the man in pain.

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When the two of you retuned to the Misfit manor, Mari decided to take care of the groceries for you.

You sat back down on the leather couch with Romeo laying across your lap. His wings stretched out and hanging by your legs.

"Thanks for shopping with me honey pot. That guy was gross as f*ck, smelled like old lunch meat and cat shit." He gags at the memory.

"Pfft. No problem, now do you want to watch Mean girls?"

"Is that even a question?" Romeo smirks up at you.

You return the smile and grab the remote, ready to spend the rest of your lazy Sunday with your glamorous bestie.

End..! I hope you enjoyed, writing Romeo never fails to make me smile. I adore him!

I'll see you soon!