Once there lived this guy named merp

Now this not-so-little fellow loved to derp

He always wondered why

He could not ever fly

So he went on a plane

And screamed "no pain, no gain!"

Once he was off that wretched thing

An idea popped in his mind with a "ding!"

He smiled mischievously

And knitted a scarf nervously

And wore that scarf

Whenever he was going to barf

He did this for months, for days, for years

Until he could no longer cry any tears

He smiled so bright

It stopped all the fights

And he took a deep breathe

And then he made a friend named Seth

And made the majyks turn white

And when he turned on the light

There was nothing left but

A big derp face with a tiny, little cut