So liek once ther wuz this coffee tabl that luvd this cowch and then the coffee tabls naem wuz carl and the cowchs naem wuz caroline and then the cowch wuz awl "ermahgerd i lerve u" and the coffee tabl wuz awl "i luv u moar" and then they got mareyed and had a child who wuz a foot rest and his naem wuz freddy the end