Me: *magically gets transported to the Hetalia universe* So where am I?

Greece: *slightly surprised but has a bored look on his face* and who might you be?

Me: OMG IT'S GREECE! MY BABY! *pokes him to see if he's real* OMGGGGGGG

Greece: *disturbed* well hello there. Would you mind telling me your name before I call the police?

Me: I'M (insert my real name here) BUT YOU CAN CALL ME (insert my nickname here) OR JEFFEW!

Greece: I'll call you Jeffew just for the sake of this conversation.

Me: OK GREECE! OR SHOULD I CALL YOU HERACLES? OR MR. KARPUSI? *mispronounces Karpusi*

Greece: call me Greece, if you please, and also it's pronounced Karpusi *teaches me how to pronounce it correctly*

Me: OK GREECE! THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO DO BEFORE EXPLORING THE WORLD! *pulls his curl and runs away*

Greece: and what might that-*blushes and sounds like some dying animal* d-don't touch t-that!

Me: ONWARD! TO SEE RUSSIA AND FRANCE AND TURKEY AND ITALY AND ROMANO AND EVERYONE ELSE!!!!

Russia: *he is hiding from Belarus* I am scared right now...

Me: OMG IT'S RUSSIA!!!!

Russia: *has an angry and scared look on his face and covers my mouth* shshshshs she might hear you!

Me: *muffled and illegible* Belarus?

Russia: *uncovers my mouth and whispers* what?

Me: *whispers* Belarus?

Russia: I don't know who you are but how did you know?

Me: *creepy stalker aura* you're biggest fan (besides @NyKera14, of course)

Russia: *sweatdrop* ok then... at least you're better than Belarus.

Me: ·U·

Russia: Stop staring at me all creepy!

Me: oh I'm sorry...

Russia: *bright smile* that's ok! You become one with Mother Russia, da?

Me: *big bright smile* IDK WHAT THAT MEANS BUT OK I GUESS! but before then, there's something I want to try out. *steals his scarf and pipe and runs away with them*

Russia: *scary angry face* NON!

Me: *gives them back and smiles brightly* here ya go! *runs away*

Belarus: *comes up behind Russia* marry me...

Russia: *faints*

Me: Now for Francey-pants...

France: *is flirting with England who slaps his arm a bunch of times to signify he wants France to leave him alone* I love you England!

England: GO AWAY YOU TWAT!

Me: *comes up behing France* HI!

France:*jumps* woah, hello there Mon Amie!

Me: *bright smiles* how does one draw your fabulous hair?

France: *smirks* well, my hair is pretty fabulous...

Me: *grabs a shaver* I WANTS TO KEEP IT! *mocks shaving his hair off*

France: *freaks out* NON NON NON NON!!!!

Me: XD OMG I WOULDN'T EVER  DO THAT XD

England: *tries to slip away*

Me: AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING MR. FABULOUS EYEBROWS???? *grabs his arm and drags him over to France*

England: well, I think you're a bit scary...

Me: *bright smile* a lot of people think so! :D

France and England: *run away*

Me: *grabs England* WAIT! I WANT YOUR EYEBROWS! *mocks shaving off his eyebrows*

England: NONONONONONONONONONONONO PLZ NO ;-;

Me: lol XD I wouldn't actually do that XD XD XD

The Rest of "Zhe Countries": *hides from me*

Me: I wonder where everybody is? I wanna say hi to Canada and tell Sealand my friends and I believe he's a country and tell Prussia he's awesome and pull everyone's curl, and make fun of Austria for looking like America, and just has a goog time...

"Zhe rest of zhe Countries": *hides, but then Prussia sneezes* NO!

Me: *finds them* OMG THERE Y'ALL ARE! *huggled them all*

Zhe rest of zhe countries: -_________- Prussia you're not awesome...

Prussia: º^º

Me: Don't worry Prussia, I think you're awesome *kisses his head*

Prussia: no stop zhat you're creepy... *struggles to get away*

Me: I don't fink so! *huggles all "zhe countries"* I WUV YOU ALL! EVEN THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE UNNOTICED OR NOT CONSIDERED COUNTRIES!!!! ·U·

ALL ZHE COUNTRIES: NO PLZ LEAVE US ALONE ;_;

Me: *gets zapped back to reality* aw man... ah well! *moves on with my life*