So I finally finished Death Note... I AM SO SAD THE ENDING WAS HORRIBLE AND MADE ME SAD ;-;

Anyway, after meeting all the characters, I decided that I would make myself a little Death Note "family" for mehself. And @San_Zolo also has one. So here's the cast, and I will make a small series of crack chapters in yet another crack book for stuff. I'll call it FAMILY FANDOM CRACK! :D That sounds good and nice. So yeah bro, allow this to commence.

Mine:

Teru Mikami

L Lawliet

Nate River

@San_Zolo:

Light

Mello

Matt

I am going to be greedy and also take Matsuda >:3 So I basically just have this unnatural fondness for these characters. And one of my friends is convinced I'm turning into L... (Except that I'm far more stupid and emo than him XD) So yeah. Let the crack start!

Me: So, I decided that Nate would be my adopted son.

Near: I just love how my adoptive mother isn't as intelligent as me...

Me: shoosh you precious cinnamon roll. I decided that L would be my other son.

L: but I'm older than you... and I'm dead...

Me: no shut up cinnamon roll. I also decded that Teru would be my not-mentally-stable husband :3

Teru: I am far older than you... and I never agreed to this. I don't think that God would allow this... and I'm also dead.

Me: oh... you precious cinnamon rolls... It doesn't matter even if we're the same gender... anyway, Matsuda will be my other husband :)

Matsuda: but... I never agreed to this...

Me: NUUUUUUU PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLLS LISTEN HEAR I AM YOUR MIRTHFUL MESSIAH

Teru, L, Marsuda and Near: ok then crazy person...

Me: hey, most people think Near is a creepy wanna-be, Teru is a crazy rapist-y guy, and... actually most of the fandom is head over heels for you L.

Teru and Near: :^:

L: HAH! PEOPLE THINK I'M HOTTER THAN YOU! *sits in his weird vulture position while eating cake*

Me: well, I'm going to introduce you to my friends' family. HEY SAN_ZOLO!

San_Zolo: wat.

Me: Show us your beautiful family.

San_Zolo: *waves in Light, Mello, and Matt* So this is my husband and my son is Matt... Mello is his lover.

Matt and Mello: WHAAAAAAAAAT?!

Light: but... I'm dead... as a matter of fact, the only living people here are Matsuda and Near.

Me and San_Zolo: so what? Whatcha gonna do about it? Come at me bro.

Everyone except us two: 0.0

Me: never mind, let's all just leave this whole Kira nonsense behind and bond as a family. Me and San_Zolo are also Prussia and France, so that's what we'll go by from now on. But you are free to refer to us as Francis (me) and Gilbert (San_Zolo)

L: that's an alias isn't it.

France: that doesn't matter.

Prussia: *hugs Light* so then, let's all bond now.

Light: *blushes* ok then.

Misa: *whispers under her breath* I will kill you Gilbert Beilschmidt, if it's the last thing I do...

France: well then Misa... can't you just go now?

Misa: not until I write Prussia's name in the Death Note...

L, Near, and Matsuda: *gasp* MISA IS THE SECOND KIRA!!!!

Light and Teru: *facepalm* Misa you idiot...

France: *sprays them with a spray bottle* bad fandom, bad! You get the squirty squirts.

All the cannon characters: Y U DO DIS?!

France: because I said to put the Kira nonsense away! Besides, I have a Death Note right here *pulls out a sparkly pink Deadly Note* ok, so it's a Deadly Note, but still... IT'S LIKE SO TOTALLY FABULOUS! *realization* I am turning into Poland...

Prussia: *shakes head* Nope. You're L and Poland's love child. *imagines it* OH GOD HAVE MERCY!!!!

France: Hey Prussia, you have a Death Note, don't you?

Prussia: *brings out a black notebook with the words "Deaf Note* written on it* I have a Deaf Note.

France: OMG XD GOOD ENOUGH!

Prussia: *smiles* I SHALL USE IT NOW!!!! *writes down Misa's name in it* hue hue hue

Everyone: ????

Misa: I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING LORD HELP ME LIGHT HELP MEH PLZ PLZ PLZ OH DEAR LORD!!!! ;-;

Light: nuuuu go away i don like u

Misa: ;-; *cri* I go home now

France: I thought you couldn't hear...?

Misa: I can read lips fatass...

France: SUCH COLORFUL RAINBOW LANGUAGE MS. AMANE!!!!

Misa: *shrug*

END FOR NOW YAY