A/N okay I felt bad for not giving you anything this week. Okay so what happened was that 90% of this chapter was deleted for some reason, this is literally what was left. I know you guys deserved something so here it is, I guess. But during that wait I made a punzie to fit this. Sorry again for this. I had all the old characters here, a ton of jokes. I was supposed to post it on halloween or a day after but I was just so frustrated with it erasing. Thanksgiving special will surpass this. I promise. I think.

Also keep in mind that this was unfinished after I gave up on recovering what was lost.

YES. A BREAK FROM THE GORE AND AN EVEN MORE INFURIATING CLIFFHANGER

YES.

AND GUESS WHAT.

I'm giving the characters a break since they're pretty much already dead.

They get their own chapter. Your welcome nerds

*poof*

Jack: I-IM ALIVE YES

Elsa: dafuq

Anna: .....ayyyy

Rapunzel: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

Elsa: is she okay

Rapunzel: aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Jack: what's that sound. It's not even a scream what is that

Rapunzel: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anna: GET ME THE PUDDING

Elsa: ANNA NO!

Anna: ANNA YES.

Kristoff: Anna maybe.

Jack: I wish I had some pudding. We haven't eaten anything for like 3 chapters man

Elsa: suck it up ice brain.

Flynn: at least you guys have been in more than 4 chapters.

Olaf: where the snow am i

Sven:??????

what sound does a reindeer even make?! Moo? Neigh?

Pitch: what are we doing here anyways

(Pitch isn't evil that's just his character he is free)

sh

Pitch: seriously though wh-

sh sh shhhh

dis is halloween

Everyone but me: oh no.

*FWOOSH FWOOSH FLY AWAY*

Elsa: what the heck bro

Jack: Elsa.

Elsa: what.

Jack: why are you wearing a tuxedo. And why are you holding a knife.

Elsa: Jack you're dressed up as a rabbit, don't try and make me the victim.

Flynn: ELSA HELP ME CALM DOWN RAPUNZEL.

Jack: why are you a fairy-

Punzie: I AM A GIRAFFE LOOK AT ME YOU NERDS I AM THE SUPERIOR BOW TO YOUR NEW GIRAFFE QUEEN

Punzie, in case you didn't notice, is dressed up as a giraffe.

Punzie: ANNA HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY FABULOUS MANE

Anna: IM SORRY MY QUEEN IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL AND ALLURING

Btw Anna is a giant chocolate bar

Elsa: ....

Jack: ....

Flynn: you're just not gonna do anything about this.

Elsa: nope.

Jack: AUTHOR LADY WHAT DID YOU DO TO US AND WHY AM I A BUNNY

it is halloween. ha ha halloween. kill. eat. destroy.

Anna: AHHH RAPUNZEL PLEASE STOP SMACKING ME WITH YOUR NECK I SAID I WAS SORRY

Punzie: GIRAFFES ARE MERCILESS YOU PEASANT

Anna: ELSIE SAVE ME

Elsa: sorry Anna this is what you get for stealing my chocolate

Anna: THAT WAS 4 YEARS AGO

Rapunzel: ELSA YOU WILL BE MY GIRAFFE BRIDE

Elsa: wait what.

Flynn: not this again punzie

Rapunzel: SHUT YOUR FACE EUGENE! PASCAL ATTACK

soon. The lizard was attacking the young man

Flynn: AHHH

Elsa: punzie I'm not sure this is a good idea

Punzie: sure it is. IM A GIRAFFE.

Jack: what does being a giraffe have to do-

Punzie: I AM A GIRAFFE SHUT UP!

The Giraffe Queen was now smacking Jack with her neck.

Elsa: Um punz I think that's enough

Punzie: ELS HE INSULTED THE GIRAFFE QUEEN

Elsa: alright alright

Jack: YOU'RE NOT GONNA HELP ME?!

Punzie: Elsie let's go get some babies

Jack and Elsa: WAIT WHAT

The giraffe Queen grabbed Elsa's hand and dragged her away.

Elsa: umm punz are you sure this is-

Punzie: That took a while! I'll go ask that guy to get us a baby.

~~~

Punzie: Um sir

Worker guy: why are you in a giraffe- nevermind. What do you need help with.

Punzie: I'm here to get a baby.

Worker guy: um ma'am.

Punz: yes.

Worker guy: This is a cabbage farm

Moments later.

Punzie: so you're telling me that babies don't come from cabbages.

Jack: how did you not know this

Elsa: she spent her entire life in a tower, Ice Brain

Punzie: if babies don't come from cabbages....then where do babies come from.

there was an eerie moment of silence.

Pitch: pomegranates

Rapunzel: WHAT?! MY LIFE IS A LIE.

(Conversation between Jack and Elsa)

Jack: I'm gonna tell er'

Elsa: don't you dare

Jack: she has to know

Elsa: but then she'll make me-

Jack: NEVERMIND!

(Back to whatever you call it)

Punzie: so how does it work

Pitch: when you plant a pomegranate seed in the ground after you've put it in your mouth, it'll grow into a giant plant. And inside that plant as a baby

Rapunzel: that makes sense

Anna: I thought you bought babies from the hospital. With like money

Punzie: that makes sense too

Rapunzel: HEY EUGENE

Eugene/Flynn: what

Rapunzel: how are babies made.

Eugene: W-WHAT?!

Punzie: how. Are. Babies. Made.

Eugene: I-UH RAPUNZEL I DONT THINK WE- I DONT KNOW ABOUT. PASCAL HELP

Pascal: *lizarding*

Eugene: GOTTA GO BYE

And the goateed man ran off.

Punzie: my mother-I mean gothel would tell me I came from a cabbage farm and that she picked me herself. I mean she was evil but it made sense somehow.

Elsa: how does that make sense

Punzie: idk man

Anna: mitochondria

Jack: what.

Anna: I was feelin a bit left out and that was kinda my backup plan

Jack: your backup

Anna: yup