At TXT café (time 2:02 pm):

Kai: Aa ellarkkum oro ramen 🍜 pooratte...
Waiter: Ok sir...
Waiter enitt ullilekk keri pooyi.

Jinx: Avar vallom kazhichu kaanuvo aavo? Vilichitt phonum edukkunilla...
Chanyeol: Ammachikk sangadaayo? Avar on the way aarikkum.
Jinx: Enna pinne call engilum onn attend cheythude?
Felix: Dd, ddd, avar ninte car evidengilum konde idikkumenn oorthitalle nee ee worried aavunne?
Lisa: Onn mindand irikkamo? (To Felix)

Jimin: Ee Joonettane illatha tension ninakk enthina?
Namjoon: Ponne mone, dee aa Jini enikk messengeril teri abhishekam nadathuva... avare vilichitt kittanilla, enthe avarde koode poovanje ennokke...
Kai: Ningal ingane kidann tension adikkathe. Avar koch kuttikal onnum allalo?
Hobi: Eey alla, athinekkal kashtava 🙄
Kai: ........ point...

Namjoon: Eathayalum njan avarkk kurach fruits vaangi koduthittund.
Jinx: Ah, nannayi...
Lisa: Njangal avarkk kurach cash kodutharunnu... Kimchi vaangan. Alledd?
Jennie: Yes...
Kai: Enki ath neerathe parayendarunno? Njanum avarkk kurach koduthu...
Jenlisa: Eh?
Juno: Njaanum koduthu...
Inju: Njanum...
Chanyeol: Enteem dee nammade Felixintem Suhodem pankum njan konde kodutharunnu...
Ami: Alla, appo nammal ellarum koduthalle?
Everyone: ......................
Inju: Angana toonunne... Ho! avarde oru bhagyam!

Tae: Joonettane avarod vallya kaaryamanallo?
Namjoon: Aa world wide beauty ith arinja enne kollum 😂
Suho: Ah, Jiniyeechikk ivareya eattavum kooduthal ishtam...
Kai: Pinne Yoonji.
Hobi: Ah...
Kookie: Ningal related aano?
Namjoon: ....... (dee ingane nokki >> 😳🙄)
Kookie: Enth-ee...
Namjoon: Ninakk ariyille?

(nokkenda, njan ippole paranjekkam, ith ezhuthunna writerine vatta 🙄)

Namjoon: Entem Hobidem neice aayitt varum, randupeerum.
Jimin: What?
Namjoon: Athe...
Tae: Eppo?
Hobi: Avar janichappo tott.
Kookie: Njangal arinjilallo?
Kai: Ningal moonum ozhich ivideyulla ellarkkum ith ariyaam.
Jimin: (Nammale ang nice aayitt ozhivakki!)

Appo waiter athuvazhi vannu
Waiter: Itha sir... (Ramen vannu)

Food kazhichondirunappo avar aarum onnum mindiyilla.

Kai: Aa, ini pani tudangam?
Chanyeol: Ingeer entha onnum marakkathe?
Jennie: Mindaand avide irunnonam. Ninte case kond njangala anubhavikunne.
Chanyeol: Oh...avade odukatha jaada...

Ee time at Jinnie's house:

Ava: Jinnie aunty... Njangal ethi!
Sana: Ivide aarum ille?
Micky: Namakk baseball kalikkam?

Akathu ninnum Yoonji oodivannu
Yoonji: Ethiyo?
Ava: Jinnie aunty enthe?
Yoonji: Oh, appo enne veende?
Micky: Veendaaa...

Yoonji: Ah ini ningal ente aduth vaa, baseball kalikkan enn paranj. Inn aarkum horlicks njan tarilla!
Micky: Njan chumma parajalle enta meow meow...
Yoonji: Hm! Horlicks enn keetappo ang veenalle?
Micky: Heehe, aerekkore...

Jinnie: Dd nee enna avare ingane vicharana cheyyane?

(Face App logo avide und, but nammade writerine laziness ottum illathond ath crop cheythilla. Source of image: Google)

Sana: Ahnne, kure neerayi.
Yoonji: (rolled her eyes) Ninakk inn Shin chan illa!
Jinnie: Onn poodd, ente pillerkk njan vach kodukkum!

Ava/Sana/Micky: 😁😁😁😁😁 (enganund?)
Enthokke paranjaalum avarkk Yoonjiye vallya kaaryava...tirichum...

Jinnie: Pillere ningal vallom kazhicho?
Ava: Illa, churchil poyi vannatha.
Yoonji: Anganekke oru sthalam undenn ningakk ariyamo?
Sana: Annamma special...
Yoonji: Ah, chummatalla!

Sana: Auntymare, dhe aa rubberinte idakk koodi rand prethangal nadann varunn.
Jinnie: Aeh? Enna moole, prethamo?
Micky: Engi njan camera edukkam.

Nokippo rubber marangalde idayiloode randuper vella saariyokke uduth varunnu.
(Bgm ide; puthumazhayaayi...🎵🎶) Avar melle melle clearingilekk vannu. Appo...

Ava: Ayyee...
Micky: Ithilonnine neerathe churchil vach kandathalle?
Sana: Ithenna pretham ippo pirivinum pookuvo?
Yoonji: Eda ath pretham alla, Nancy cheechiya, udayipp Nancy. Avalde koodeyullath Hybeparambile paradooshana committee secretary, Rosy.

Avar aduthekk vannu. Appola Ava, Sana and Mickyne kandath.
Rosy: Aha, pallinne (church) neere ingottekk ponno? Joli illathat kondanalle ippolum auntyde aduth food kazhikkan vanne?
Yoonji: Edd Rosy, ninte makal oruthante koode pooyenn kettu? Ennit vanno? (Jinnie aunty is the best!)
Rosy: A-ath pinnae...
Jinnie: Alla, ninte makan entha valla joliyum aayo?
Rosy: Illa...
Jinnie: Ah pinne Nancy cheechi...
Nancy: Ayyo veenda, njan ang pooyekkaam. (ennum paranj avar randum sthalam vittu).
Jinnie: Alla...enthina vannen choikkanarinnu.
Yoonji: Ah, veendangi veenda. Ningal akathekk vaa...

Avar akathekk keeran neeram avidekk oru old Ford Anglia kadannu vannu. Ath neere chenn tottaduthulla marathilum chedikalilum idichu ninnu.

Sana: Ithentha sambhaviche?
Ava: Aa car oru parivam aayi.
Yoonji: Jinniyeeechi, dee pachakkari ethi!
Sana: Aeh? Pachakkariyo?

Appo carinte front seatil ninnum oral talaykk kayyum koduth irangi vannu.
Jinnie: Ah, nee ethiyo?

Cedric (aa ippo aa peeru mathi): Aunty! Aha, ningalum undo?
Ava, Sana and Micky waved. Ivarellam cousins atto.

Yoonji: Nee otakkano?
Cedric: Dhee... (pointed to the ford anglia).
Appol carinte back seatil ninnum oral naduvine kayyum koduth irangi varunnu.

Tom: Ho! Karthave, enganeyo safe aayi land cheyth-- ENTE AMMACHIIII!!!!!!!!
(Tominte pirake caril ninnum oraal koodi irangi vannu. Appo ariyathe oru chavitt kittiya Tom taazhe veenu.)

Daniel: Ithetha lookam?
Ava: Danichaa!!!
Daniel: Alla ithara? My most favourite wizards...(appolane taazhe kidakkunna Tomine kandath).

Daniel: Da aliya eneette, food kazhichitt akath vallom urangam.
Tom: Wait until my father hears about it...
Daniel: Dhee orumatiri Draco Malfoy dialogue adikallee...
Tom: 😁😁😁😁
Daniel: Veenengi eneet vaa, njan food kazhikkan poova.
Tom: Daa njanum varunn. (randupeerum akathekk poyi).

Daniel: Jinnie aunty, Yoonji aunty, ellarkkum sughalle?
Jinnie: Ahda...
Tom: Dd Sanae, nee ang maari pooyallo?
Sana: Athengana, vellappozhum, onn vilikkeyokke cheyyanam. Allel kaanan varanam, athilallo?
Tom: Ninakkum angotekk varallo?
Sana: Vandikooli kooduthala.

Ava: Ith Rupert cheetante vandiyalle?
Cedric: Ah...
Yoonji: Paranjapoole avane kandilallo?
Daniel: Avan entho karam adacha receipt vaangan pooyirikkuva.
Sana: Ee vandikk idikkananallo yoogam?
Micky: Treesinodum plantsinodum vallya affinity aanallo...
Cedric: Athe, avan ithin ini petrolinu pakaram maramano kodukkunne...

Yoonji: Ellam kittiyo?
Daniel: Ah aunty, ullath ellam kond vannittund. Tomato, potato, pinne payar, vellarikka...Da, nee elavanga eduth vachille? (to Cedric).
Cedric: Ath frontil irippund.
Tom: Ividund, elavanga, vendakka, cheera...ah pinne fish onnum illarunne. Ithavana ottanam illa.
Daniel: Aunty, veetile oru kola konduvannittund, robestaya.
Yoonji: Ah okay.
Daniel: Yoonji aunty, ath sugar patientsinu nallatha...
Yoonji: Onn pooda, enikkonumilla.
Daniel: Oh pinnae...
Yoonji: (rolled her eyes).

Jinnie: Ithokke pinne eduth vakkaam, ningal ippo vann vallom kazhikkan nokk. Ah pinne, poovumbo aa rubberum cocoayum eduthekkane. And nammade naadan mangoesum und.
Cedric: Ath kozhapilla aunty, njan ith akath eduth vachekkam.
Jinnie: Eda veenda-
Tom: Aunty!
Jinnie: Ennada?
Tom: Akath horlicks irippundo?
Jinnie: Ah und...
Tom: Vaada Dani, namakk poyi teerkaam.
Daniel: Okay, done! (ennum paranje avar randum akathekk oodi. Avarde pirake Ava, Sana and Micky).
Ava: Dee teertha cheetananenn onnum njan nokilla, chavitti kolathil idum!
Jinnie: Pillere, food kazhichitt mathi. Karthave ithungale kond... Dd Yoonji, njan ippo varaave.

Yoonji: Baada mone namakk ith akathekk vakkaam.
Cedric and Yoonji vegetables perukki akathekk vakkunnu.

Back at the office (Time 2:27 pm)

Everyone was present in the room except the trainees.
Kai: Ithuvare aarkum oru warningum kitilallo?

Appo Namjoone oru call vannu.
He looked up at Kai.
Namjoon: Unknown numberaa.
Kai: Veegam, nee ath attend cheyy. Speakeril idane...

Joonie (Namjoon enn ezhuthi kai kezhachitta): Hello?
??: Ningal aa case start cheytho?
Joonie: Njangal ath start cheythalum illelum ningalkk entha?
??: Njangalkk ithiloode oru nashtavumilla, pinne-
Joonie: Nashtam illenkil pinne enthina ippo viliche? (Angry voice)
??: Ah- sorry...(kurach peedichu). Enna cheyyana cheeta, boss paranjath anusarikkanalle enne kond pattu?

Everyone: Confused
Kai: Ningal ellam ithineel bhedatto. (whispered to the others).
Felix: Echusme, joke aarunno? Onn chirikkana.
Lisa: Nalla onja tamasha!
Juno: Inganeyaanel tanne ang irunn case solve cheytha poore?
Chanyeol: Ah, ath tanne...

??: Alla-I mean...
Suho: Meeno? Mathiyano Ayilayano?
??: Eh? Entha?
Jinx: Ayila veenda, enikk allergyaa. Chorichil undaavum.
Felix: Athinippo ayila veendallo, ninakk pande chorichil ithiri kooduthalalle?
Inju: Edd shark undonn choikk.
Juno: Nee vettuvo? Ainte manam tanne entho pooleya... (to Inju)
Inju: Heehe...

Kai: Ningal ith enthokkeya ee parayunne?... Meedikkananeel karimeen meedikk, athavumbo varuthedukkalo?
??: Ah, ath und. Ethra veenam?
Kai: Kiloykk ethreya?
??: 130.
Kai: Ath kurach kooduthal alle?
??: Fixed priceaa sir, ith maatan patilla.
Kai: Alla, ivideyokke kuravaanallo? Ningal ith eeth companyaa?
??: Njangal n47 companynna, pinne purath ithineel machavaanel avidenn ang vaangiyal mathi!
Kai: Oh, engi njan purathinn vaangikkolam.
??: Ayyo, alla sir, njan veruthe paranjeya, oru... 120 rupees.
Kai: Eda dee aa meenkaranod onn nikkan paranje-
??: 100 roopa!
Kai: Ith aadyame paranja poorerunno?

Lisa: Alla, vegetables vallom undo?
??: Aa, ellam und, eatha veende?
Lisa: Ennakkeyadd veende?
Jennie: Hmm... Carrot, beetroot, cabbage, potato and onion.
??: Ok...
Jennie: Ah! Pinne tomatoes.
Lisa: Veenda, veenda, athin bhayankara velaya...
??: Veere vallathum, madam?
Jennie: Veenda, thankyou...

??: Thank you... Ningale parichiyapettathil santhosham, njan- wait! Alla njan vilichath caseumayi bandapetta kaaryangal parayaanalle?
Joonie: Ah, ath ippolenkilum orthath nannayi...
??: Ningal ath investigate cheyyaruth.
Felix: Pinnenthina konde case koduthe?
??: Njan allalo koduthe?
Joonie: Nee ini enth paranjaalum njanga ath anweshichirikkum!
??: Mr. Joon...
Joonie: Ho, oruthanenkilum ente peeru sheriyayi paranjallo. Samadhanam...
??: Jinnie veetil ottakalle?
Joonie: Eh? Ahno? Njan arinjilallo?😚😍
SMACK! (Kai talakkitt adichata)
Kai: Da ath enta pengalann koodi ortha nanakk nallath...
Joonie: Oh, sorry aliya...

Joonie on phone: Mone, anubhava njanavum tannodulla valsalyavum kond parayuva, ithinu parihaaramilla, they are unbearable...

Opposite sidinn call cut cheythu. Joonie ivide odukkathe panic.
Joonie: Hello, hell- vacho?
Chanyeol: Eda nee desperate aavathe, Jinnikum Yoonjikum oru prashnavum illathe namakk nokkam...
Hobi: Ah Yoonjiyum undo? Appo pinne oru popcorn eduthond poovam.
Joonie: Eda, enikk aa vilichavane ortha sangadam, aval avane bakki vekkuvo aavo 🙄
Chan: Eh??

At Jinnie's house (again):

(Cedric, Daniel and Tom football practice undenn paranje food kazhichitt neerathe pooyi.)

Ava: Dd mask vacho...
Avar moonum koodi purath baseball kalikkuvarunnu. Appol veedinu frontil oru karutha car vannu.

Sana: Edd daande oru porsche.
Ava: Ee chalungiya vandiyana ninta porsche? (spelling sheriyano avo)

Athil ninnum aaro irangi veetilekk keri poyi. Ivide avar baseball kalikunnath nokki kondirunna Jinnie and Yoonji.
Jinnie: Ithenna meterinte reading edukkan vannathano?
Yoonji: Ithreem peero?

Akathuninnum entho potunna sound kekunnu. Jinnie and Yoonji akathekk pooyi. Purake nammade trio oodi chennu, appo bhayankara bahalam.

"Ayyo! Enne kollunne!!!!!" Akathinnum oru male voice vannu.
Ava: Ath Jinnie aunty chavittiyatha.
"Ammachii!!!!" Adutha voice.
Sana: Ath nammade Yoonji auntyde special malarthiyadi tanne!
Micky: Namakk avare kurach sahayichalo? (Pointed to their car).
Ava: Of course, darling...

Enitt avar batum kond aa carinte aduthekk nadannu.

Train to Busan style. BGM veenda, onn anubhavichata...
Sana: Ready?
Ava: 3, 2, 1... GO!!!!

CLANK!!!! Micky aa carinte left headlight pottichu.
SMASH!!!! Sana athinte left mirrorum, Ava right mirrorum pottichu.
Pinne parayanundo, oru tari poolum vidaathe full violence...
CLANKKKK!!!!!!! Ava oru cheriya kalleduth aa carinte glass pottichu.

Appol aane akathekk keeri pooya aalkar tallum vaangi athe speedil irangi vanne. Nookumbo carinte kaaryathil oru teerumanamayi.
Nammade pilleer veruthe irikkuvo? Ellathineem nerathi adi, idi, punch, kick, ellam koduthu.

(Writer: Ah... Monster book of monsters, Defence against the dark arts, Transfiguration, Potions, Quidditch Through the Ages, Fantastic beasts and where to find them. Ellam aayo? My wand, cloak, Marauder's map, my firebolt, ellam pack cheythu... Ini onnum ilallo? Baa Hedwig, namakk poovam. Aa Hogwarts express ippo irangum, ivide ninnal ivar enne talli kollum...

Le my soulmate(Jaide): Nammal already nalla late aayi. Ini pooyi keeran nokkiya platformil nose idich voldemortine pooleyavum.

Rupert: Njan drop cheyyano? In my Ford Anglia?

Everyone: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!)