a person that is born in between october 23rd to november 21st

"scorpios are so sassy!"

"I'd rather not be around scorpios."

"scorpios are too emotional."

Listen hun, Scorpio and sassy don't go in the same sentence. We're more mysterious and emotional.

Exactly why would you rather not be around us?

We're human too. We have our flaws. Do you want me to tell you all the flaws about your zodiac sign? I'll do it in the harshest manner possible, if you like.

scorpio astrology (possibly not accurate) reading:

loyal? makes sense. 

jealous? ehehe, yeah.

passionate, true, true. 

obsessive? tf?

resourceful: my friends say that- sorta.

suspicious: always.

observant- yep.

manipulative: you mean good at bribery or something? 'cause most of us don't do it just to hurt someone.

dynamic: uhhh.

unyielding: sorry.

DISCLAIMER: all zodiac signs have things they're accused of, as far as I know. I'm a scorpio, so I just thought of clearing things up with us. I think I could also do more, my brain just hates me right now.