a letter to lazy af authors.

OK, SO, guess what?

you know when an ad randomly pops up while you're reading and it can get annoying?

YEAH.

no, this rant is about - 

CLOTHING.

ok, guess what else?

it's possible to WRITE clothing descriptions to prove you're not lazy af instead of just inserting pictures mid-chapter.

YEAH.

FOR THE LOVE OF CUPID/EROS or APHRODITE OR EVEN FLIPPIN' VENUS, PLEASE STOP BEING LIKE: "I can't describe clothing so here's a pic of what he's/she's/they're wearing:"

[insert pics of other characters]

ok, what do ya mean you CAN'T describe clothing?!?!

and don't you think it's even the slightest bit disturbing to see a giant picture pop up while you're reading? I mean, this be a chapter book, where you describe sh*t with words, not a picture book/gallery or movie. we expect your words to fill every page, not a random picture popping up LITERALLY EVERY TIME A CHARACTER CHANGES CLOTHES because you "can't" or are "too lazy" to describe it.

also, isn't it weird to see a pic of a real person when you're reading a book about animated characters? get real, p-l-e-a-s-e.

----like, look here at my description for the pic above:

[Fem!C/N] almost had the perfect outfit ready for school.

Blue jeans covered her legs; it was a present trend she wanted to follow. Along with it, she slipped on a white crop top and tied a plaid cardigan around her waist (in case it was needed). "[Fem!C/N]! Wear your white sneakers today, okay?"

"Alright mom!" Before running out the door, she carefully place on her lucky necklace and grabbed a brown bag.

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ok, that wasn't the best, but it didn't take long in the least, and it's not that hard, really. 

SO PLEASE TRY FOR YOUR BOOK'S SAKE.

or re-read this again.

THE KING OF DEVILS WILL COME FOR YOU IF YOU DO NOT.

Satan Worshipper,

Chilla