1. "Oh, he's just sharpening the shovel to sacrifice me" (me to AA about MB)

2. "If you don't move I'm gonna fucking sweep your ass out of the way" (me to ML)

3. "STOP TRYING TO EAT MY FOREHEAD" (me to TQ)

4. "You broke his heart" (MB to me about ML), "that's a jar with cereal" (me to MB in reply), "cereal killer" (MB in a whisper), "fuck off" (me)

daily cuss count: 31