1. "Dude, don't fucking take off your pants, we're in the middle of science" (me to MB)

2. "Why the fuck are you trying to snort gummy bears off you're history homework?" (Me to AA)

3. "Shit! I dropped my head!" (Me just saying my thoughts out loud)

4. "No, I wasn't trying to kick the fucking chicken" (me to RL)

5. "Stop fucking telling him he has AID's" (me to PL about AA)

daily cuss count: 58

(if you don't understand what's going on then read the description)