Tamaki:

i can't wait to see you Y/n :)

And i can't wait to see you, Tama-Chan :3

We shall frolic into the woods, running away and together, we can go fart..

Uh...? Tamaki, Re-read that

I AM SO SORRY Y/N! IT AUTOCORRECTED! I WANTED TO SAY WE COULD GO FAR!

Kyoya:

I think we should try having Killed Children for dinner tonight, it's a very popular dinner with Commoners.

OMG KYOYA YOU KILLED A KID!?!

oh, sorry Y/N.. It Autocorrected to that. I meant grilled chicken...

O-o

Mori:

Mori, i think someones in the basement. It's really freaking me out, what do i do!!!

Don't freak out, Y/n. Just Lick the door, i'm coming.

WHAT!?

Lock*

Honey:

Y/n, what does deep mean?

Deep

Deep

DERP

Awww, that was adorable Honey!

Thank you! ^-^

Hikaru:

Hey, Y/. Jus a warning, i'm gonna be busty this week, stupid tests.

Hikaru.

Yeah?

Re-read your text.

OH GOSH NO, I MEANT I WAS GOING TO BE BUSY! I DON'T HAVE A... UH.. CHESt

I'm dying rn XD

Kaoru:

Y/n, while you're at the store, can you get me more gun?

WHAT!? WHY DO YOU NEED THAT!?

.. Because it tastes good?

OH MY GOSH WHAT!? YOU EAT GUNS!?!

OH GOSH I'M SORRY!!!! I MEANT GUM* GUM*!!!

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