Tamaki: Mommy!

Kyoya: What? -_-

Tamaki: Hikaru and Kaoru are teaching Haruhi weird boyish stuff! T-T

Kyoya: Okay...like what?

Tamaki: They're teaching my little girl how to do the Whip, the Nae Nae, the Douggie, and worst of all, the Quan!

Kyoya: Just let then have their fun, just as long as they don't break stuff like last time...that was one heck of a repair bill...

Tamaki: But they're turning Haruhi into a boy!

Kyoya: Haruhi is fine. There is no way the twins can make her as twisted as they are, believe me.

Tamaki: FINE? They're teaching her stuff from those poor schools like 'what are those'! Just thinking about her saying that makes me cringe! 

Kyoya: Okay....

Tamaki: Hikaru and Kaoru are ruining my Haruhiiiiii T-T

Kyoya: She's not exactly 'your' Haruhi...unless you marry her...but unless you do, she belongs to Mr. Fujioka. 

Tamaki: Stop mocking me and help me Mommy!

Kyoya: Whatever you say...Daddy.

-------------------5 Minutes Later----------------

Kyoya: The deed is done.

Tamaki: What did you do???

Kyoya: Oh, I just locked Hikaru and Kaoru in a closet.

Tamaki: You can't do that! They'll kill each other!