No, this isn't satire

I warned yall that we were coming out with a testimony no one expected, so here it is

If you don't like expose books idk what to tell you because I'm finna go off istg-

And yes, I'm calling your ass out while you're still on Wattpad. Because I want each and every one of your followers to see this

First of all, anything that failed atomic radiation mutation EVER told you about our sex life is a LIE because that bitch couldn't even get it up, ever. Not that you were doing much for us anyway, Mr five inches

You've heard of wife beater, get ready for boyfriend beater, because that's all you ever were. A glorified coked up boyfriend beater. And you can spew your "anger issues" bullshit all you want but we tried to help you, we payed for YEARS of therapy for you when you didn't even show up 99% of the time

And get this! Our marriage wasn't even real. He made that shit up to make himself look good on here and said he'd stab us in our sleep if we tried to get help. He doesn't even like most of you, he complains about y'all all the damn time. The only reason he joined Wattpad in the first place was to stalk us and monitor our every move because he couldn't stand seeing other men around us

And this entire time he's been cheating trying to call it an "open relationship" when we NEVER discussed that nor agreed to anything beforehand

Oh and the text messages...don't even get me started on the damn text messages...

I'd also like to point out when he groped thatemowiththenails aka felix aka a 15 year old and asked him to twerk on him "as a joke" for a video

I used to be sympathetic towards you, Luke. But now, you can go have fun with your little boy toy. In the meantime I'm sending EVERYTHING to your school INCLUDING the camera footage of your baby boy giving the "dine and dash" treatment to a drunk underage boy (and by underage I mean FRESHLY 15) while you stood by and watched. And then uploaded it to OF so you could jack off to it later. Have fun with that Stanford degree babe xx

So in other words, go fuck yourself

ItsLuke05 Burn in a dumpster fire with the other trash of the world