School passed by fairly normal after that thing with Roman, Dee, and....Remus! I know his name now. Dee told us to head back to the house while he met up with his friend or some shit. So here we are. I'm sitting on top of the fridge eating Fruit Loops while Remy blasted Teenage Dream from the livingroom. I don't see why Dee doesn't trust us.

YellowBish: Ima be late. Those people from the hallway want to talk or something
PurpRaccoon: k
YellowBish: k? what's going on? *read*

I put my phone back down and continued eating my cereal. This is fun. I wish I could spend all my life up here eating my cereal. But life isn't like that and I have to get down eventually.

And by down I mean people just have to call you the moment you're finally enjoying life for the first time in forever. I checked who was calling to see 'Father' flashing on the screen. "REMY TURN DOWN THAT DAMN SONG!! FATHER IS CALLING!" He perked his head up and immediately turned the music off. I put the phone on speaker to allow him to hear. "Hello?"

"Hello Virgil, Is Remington with you?"

"Yea I'm here." Remy said as he crawled on top of the counter beside the fridge.

"I'm just calling to check on you guys? Is Demetrius doing his job?"

"Yep. He's in the bathroom right now" I said, y'know, like a liar. "Is there anything you need?"

"As I said before, I'm just checking on you two. How has school been?" I looked at Remy and he just shrugged. Father is acting weird.

"It's been fine. Nothing exciting." I decided not to tell father about my soulmate or anything else for that matter. I don't want to explain what happened. I heard some muffled speaking throught the phones before father spoke again.

"I have to go. Goodbye"

"Later" Remy and I said.

Remy hopped off the counter and started walking back to livingroom. I sighed and started climbing off the fridge. "Yo Rem, wanna watch a movie?"

"Sure, what movie?" He flopped down on the couch and turned the tv to Disney+. "Lion King? Big Hero 6?"

"I was thinking Maleficent or Ratatouille" He looked at me.
And I looked at him.
And he looked at me.
And I looked at him.

"WE ARE NOT WATCHING RATATOUILLE!!"

"WELL I DON'T WANNA WATCH BIG HERO 6!!"

"I'M OLDER AND THE AUTHORS FAVORITE SO I GET TO PICK WHAT PG MOVIE WE'RE WATCHING."

"I'M CLOSER TO NEEDING PARENTAL GUIDANCE SO I GET TO PICK WHICH PG MOVIE WE'RE WATCHING!!!"

"I'M CLOSER TO BEING A PARENTAL FIGURE SO I CAN GIVE YOU GUIDANCE! I GET TO PICK THE MOVIE!"

"DEMETRIUS IS YOUNGER THAN BOTH OF US SO HE NEEDS THE MOST GUIDANCE!"

"SO WHY DON'T WE CALL HIM AND SEE WHAT MOVIE HE WANTS TO WATCH!"

"FINE!"

"FINE!"

I pulled out my phone a texted Dee.

PurpRaccoon: rems is being an asshole and we gonna murder each other
PurpRaccoon: unrelated but wheres the key to the gun cabinet?
YellowBish: S T O P ! i'll be there in a few

I handed my phone to Remy so he could read the texts. He flicked me on my forehead and we both laid on opposite sides of the couch, glaring at each other the whole time.

{time skip brought by this bitch empty}

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" I looked behind me to Demetrius who happened to have just gotten back from whatever the hell he was doing.

"Sup babes? You want a bagel?" Remy responded holding out one of his bagels to Dee. I continued to eat mine and just turned back to the movie. I watched as the poor guys dad die right in front of him before Dee stood in front of the tv, blocking my view.

"What?" I groaned, "Can't you see we're watching The Good Dinosaur"

"I can see that. I can also see the two of you eating bagels and popcorn like you didn't text me a few minutes ago saying you were going to murder each other" He motioned his hands to the popcorn bowl, bag of bagels, and toaster sitting on the coffee table. Yes we brought the toaster to the livingroom for our bagels.

"We were having trouble picking a movie. Then we saw The Good Dinosaur. Did you actually think we were gonna kill each other?" Remy explained.

"We also wanted bagels so we brought the toaster out here too." I added on, "now move you're blocking the movie." He sighed and did weird hand motions as he sat in the chair next to the couch. He knows sign language?

{time skip brought by I found a shotgun}

The movie ended. I was a crying mess and Remy was sobbing into a pillow. I looked over at Dee to see him completely void of any emotions. He stood up and grabbed the now empty popcorn bowl and what was left of the bagels. How could he be so heartless?

A few minutes after Remy and I composed ourselves and help Dee clean the livingroom, the three of us sat in a triangle on the floor. Both of them were doing something on their phone while I sat there. I would be scrolling through Tumblr or Pinterest but by now I've seen most of the horrors that the internet can make. I sighed and flopped backwards so I was laying down. "Rem, truth or dare?"

"Dare" he answered and put down his phone. Dee looked up.

"I dare you dress in your sluttiest outfit and tune down the street screaming 'I'm Gay!'" He looked at me and stood up.

{after he did that weird ass dare I just thought of}

Dee and I were laughing at the video Dee took of Remy running down the street while Remy changed in the bathroom. Remy came out wearing a plainblack shirt and ripped black jeans. I calmed myself down and gestured for Remy to ask next.

"Dee truth or dare?"

"Truth"

"Why you always wear the damn beanie?" Dee sighed and took off his yellow beanie to reveal really messy hair and IS THAT A FUCKING SNAKE?!

"This. Is Ceil." he held out the snake in his hands to us. It was only a few inches long, yellow, and had beady red eyes. He put his beanie back on and continued holding the small snake in his hands.

"Anymore secrets anyone would like to share?" Remy said waving his arms around. We all stayed silent for a few moment before he spoke up again. "I like someone who will probably ditch me for their soulmate but N is a bitch and won't fucking tell me if he even has a soulmate." I looked at the ground, ignoring Remy's comment about whoever the fuck N is. There's no use in keeping this from Remy.

"I have all of moms jewelry in a box in my room and the eyeshadow I wear was hers." I felt the tears trying to escape but I won't let them. I'm not crying again today. I didn't want to look at Remy in fear of what might be going throught his head so instead I looked to Dee to see if he was going to share anything else. He seemed to look at the clock on the wall before standing up and walking across the room.

"It's been more than eight hours I might as well tell you guys instead of trying to find something to bury myself in." He took off his beanie and laid it on the couch, putting Ceil in it, and took off his jacket. He then took off his shirt. "Aight I gotta take this off, don't tell any secrets til I get back."

{time skip brought by I thought you were american}

"Hey Remy?" I looked up from the mac and cheese Dee made for us to see what Dee was going to ask. "You said you had a crush on someone? What if they're your soulmate? That's what usually happens in those fanfics" I risked a nervous glance at Remy. He stiffened and sat up as straight as that gay boy can. He let out a chuckle and started scratching his arms, a thing both of us do when we're nervous.

"He's not my soulmate...Isaac..."

"Remy you don't have to talk about it."

"It's fine Virge. Isaac was my soulmate, he's.....he's gone." There were a hundred emotions in his eyes as he said that. "I actually lost two people that day..."

"That's enough" I stood up and walked over to Remy. He leaned his head against my chest as I gave him a small hug. "Dee you said you met your soulmate, what're they like?"

"I've only met them one or two times but they seem nice. They're shy and self-deprecating but so am I." He laughed a bit.

"Any crushes on anyone else?" I asked.

"I don't know. Feeling are weird but there's one weirdo that makes me feel weird."

"Who is it?" Remy lifted his head and partially escaped my hug. "I wanna know who I'll have to talk to if they break your heart." We all laughed. "But seriously, who is it?"

"That weird one that screamed in the hallway...maybe." He picked at his food as he said that. I looked at Remy and thought about it. Remus and Demetrius. Weird but strangely cute.

"You definitely like him." I smirked. "But you have a soulmate, still waiting to hear you song by the way. Then again you did say something about who you like being your soulmate or whatever."

"OOOOOH YAAAS! LET'S HEAR YOUR SONG!" Remy jumped out of the chair and out of my hug. Great he's taller than me again. Dee laughed.

"Fine but it's kinda depressing."

"Well here's my temporary cure to depression: chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and move on" Remy laughed. Damien took a breathe before singing.

"I'll wait, I'll wait

I love you like you've never felt the pain, I'll wait
I promise, you don't have to be afraid, I'll wait
Love is here, and here to stay
So lay your head on me
Little do you know
I know you're hurt while I'm sound asleep
Little do you know
All my mistakes are slowly drowning me
Little do you know
I'm trying to make it better piece by piece
Little do you know
I, I love you 'til the sun dies

I'll wait, just wait
I love you like I've never felt the pain, just wait
I love you like I've never been afraid, just wait
Our love is here, and here to stay

I'll wait, I'll wait
I love you like you've never felt the pain, I'll wait
I promise you don't have to be afraid, I'll wait
Love is here, and here to stay
So lay your head on me
Lay your head on me
So lay your head on me
'Cause little do you know
I love you 'til the sun dies"

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Yes snek boi is trans and yes snek boi has bab snek and yes Remy will sneak y'all into Dee's room to let you pet bab snek. Remy has also been declared a fourth wall breaker cuz of sheer absolute boredom.
Bye for now guys, gals, and non-binary pals