"Papa! Papa!" I screamed while running down the stairs. "The author forgot about this until now but this is important!"

"Remus slow down! I need my paper signed too!" Roman yelled from behind me. I stopped near the bottom and put my leg out. Roman tripped and fell on the ground. "Púdrete"

"Oh my, Roman what are you doing on the ground. Didn't you say you were the most graceful person on the planet?" I laughed.

"Roman, Remus, what's the problem here?" Papa asked while holding out his hand to Roman.

"Trip thingy for soulmates. Hag told us to have you sign this for us to go." I held put the paper for him to read over.

"You realize this is a trip to my labs, right? You leave immediately after you get to school. It would be easiest if you were to just go to the lab with me." I looked to Roman and we had a silent conversation because parents are embarrassing.

"No I think we'll just go with the school."

"Ah yes, you must find it embarrassing to have your father there with you in front of your classmates. Very well then, let me find a pen and you teo can go back to whatever you were doing." I'm so glad it's papa that works at the lab instead of dad, he would've made us go with him. I walked to the livingroom and sat upside-down on the couch. Roman went to do whatever so I was left alone. "Okay I signed for both of you so make sure you return this to you teacher. I'll be in the kitchen if you need me." Father placed the papers on the coffee table and left. Now I'm alone.

{time skip brought by who's there?}

I skipped down the park trail to the tree and whistled for him. There wasn't any sounds. Am I the first one here for once? Damn. I sat down and decided to just play with my sweater sleeves. I heard some whistling after a few minutes. Yay!

"Whatcha doin?" I smiled.

"Meeting up with a mysterious soulmate that doesn't want me to see his face because he's an insecure mess."

"Damn. That would be really hurtful if I were anybody else. Anyways I'm going to do some sciencey shit tomorrow! I hope I cause a gas leak!"

"Don't die on me, otherwise I wouldn't know what to do at two am."

"Don't worry, I've conquered chicken pox, the flu, allergies, and breaking my leg, I think I can handle not dying."

"Okay then. Anyways I was thinking about the competition again."

"Yea? Think bout how dumb I'm being?"

"No I'm thinking about stage fright. What if I can't do it? What if I chicken out and we don't meet eachother?"

"Oh shit. Well if you don't do it then I guess I'll just say screw it and turn around and kiss you." That was partially a joke. And if you guys so much as mention when I almost kissed Dee I will resurrect Elmo and make him haunt your cult.

"Dang then I guess I'm going on stage." He laughed.

"Wow I'm not that bad and what if I kiss you when I know who you are?"

"Then I guess im kissing a person I've never seen before. Unless you end up being someone I know."

{time skip brought by it is wednesday my dudes}

Where is my other kazoo? There it is! I held the three kazoos in my hand and stood in front of my sleeping brother. I looked at the time. 3. 2. 1.

"IT'S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN!" I screamed then played to the tune of the final countdown. I got cut off by Roman taking it and throwing it out the window. Shit I should've closed it. "Good morrow dear brother, get yo ass up we got the trip to the labs today."

"Why did we only remember the paper the day before the feild trip?"

"Because the author can't seem to remember a fucking thing without going back and reading stuff. Now hurry up and get dressed, Tom and Jerry is on." I ran down the stairs and to the tv. Why don't we have a tv in our room? Oh yea...I'll let you guys imagine what happened.

A few minutes later Roman came downstairs and we sat on the couch watching Tom and Jerry for a while. But y'know, parents wake up for work.

"Boys? You guys awake?"

"Yea dad, we're in the livingroom."

"Did you guys eat yet?"

"No but Remus has some poptarts in his bag."

"Okie dokie. I have to go to the daycare today so if you want I can give you  ride to school, I'm also working at the cafe tonight so-"

"you're not picking us up from school. We know." That was weird. I don't want to be in sync with Roman again.

{time skip brought by let me see what you have}

"Any questions?" The scientist person asked.

"Yea! Why is the author so fucking lazy she can't say what happened in the last few hours?" Remy shouted from where he was sitting.

"Wha- that's not a real question. Do you have a real question, young man?"

Remy groaned which cause a few people to laugh.

"What happens if your soulmate hates you?" Roman stop it with the stupid questions.

"Soulmates have fights like all couples have fights. It's natural, we're human. Does anybody have a real question?" I raised my hand.

"If I made two hundred pancakes, how many birds would it take to get orange?"

"Funfetti. Now an actual question regarding soulmates." I like this scientist lady. She answers my question.

"Is it possible to get a new soulmate?" I don't even know who asked that one. Probably Emile since him and Remy are basically fucking already. The lady stopped and stared into the giant group of high schoolers.

"No. That's enough questions. Good day everybody." The lady walked into another room. What the actual fuck? If any of you guys know what happened please tell me before I break your kneecaps and make sure you live to see all your loved ones die.

That's a joke.

Haha.

"Will everybody please escort yourselves onto the buses, you will wait there until it is time for you all to go to your homes." Hey look it's papa!

"Hi papa!" I screamed. Everybody looked at me then at Roman. He glared at me like he did when I accidentally caused a car crash by helping a rat cross the street.

{time skip brought by I need something bitter}

"Remus, please don't ever scream like that again. You distracted everybody." Papa said as we drove back home after two hours of Roman and I just sitting on some chairs in the lab.

"At least I didn't start a fire this time. Anyways, who was it that asked the question that made lady scientist go to another room?"

"It was Emile." Called it. "I was meaning to ask you two about that, why would Emile ask about getting another soulmate?"

"His soulmate...died." Roman said gently.

"It's not like it matters, him and Remy are already obsessed with each other."

"Well that would explain some things. Soulmates are a complicated thing that have reached many levels but there has been no record of someone getting a new soulmate. So it's most likely impossible."

Wow. The universe let's soulmates do whatever the fuck it wants except people switching soulmates. It's almost as if the author is making it impossible for Remy and Emile to be soulmates. You Remile shippers must be mad. She really didn't think this through. Soulmates are dumb anyway, you could've written about anything and you chose a fanfic about soulmates. I'll shut up now before the comments get mad at me for saying that.

Word Count: 1316
Posting this half an hour before the day I go into hiding. Wish this was longer. Meh.
Bye for now guys, gals, and nonbinary pals