Remy taped me to a wall so I'm taping all his heels, jackets, sunglasses, and lipstick to the ceiling. He went to Emile's house and Dee is in the kitchen making dinner so this is the perfect time. I grabbed the extra roll of duck tape that Remy didn't use and a ladder. I started by digging around and eventually finding 10 different sunglasses and taped them to ceiling, then 13 pairs of heels, then 4 leather jackets, and 19 different shades of lipstick.

By time I was done Remy had texted me saying he was on his way back. I started moving the ladder into my room and grabbed any evidence that it was me that did this. Thank god I payed attention (sometimes) when father explained what police look for for evidence. I stopped at the door to make sure I remembered everything. I see my gloves and run to grab them. I hear the front door opening so I run to my room and yeet myself on my bed.

I play on my phone for a few minutes before hearing "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY LIPSTICK". I laugh a little before hearing Remy stomping around and almost ripping off my door. "YOU!"

"Me?" I ask in the most innocent voice I can manage without laughing.

"Where's my stuff?"

"What stuff? Ya gotta be more specific"

"Lipstick? Sunglasses? Where the hell are they?"

"Keep your head up, maybe you'll find them"

"Why you little-"

"Dinners Done!" Remy turns his head then looks back at me sliding his fingers across his neck. I roll my eyes and get up.

{time skip brought by I love working here, we all have a lot of laughs}

Remy did find his stuff last night when he was getting ready for bed. And he did get mad. But Dee told him "you taped your brother to a wall so you can get yo shit down yourself". Anyway, I talked to Roman about the singing competition thing and we're meeting up at the cafe down the street in a bit.

"Hey asshole!" I called.

"What bitch?"

"I'm meeting up with someone at the cafe!"

"Who?"

"Roman!"

"I'm coming with you!"

"Whyyyy"

"Cuz I said so" He started walking down the stairs and stopped to put on his shoes. "Remy's coming too I don't trust him home alone"

"uuuuggggghhhh"

"where we going?" Remy appeared behind me.

"cafe" Dee answered.

"sweet"

They put grabbed their jackets and we started walking to the cafe. We would drive hut Remy's being an asshole and neither Dee or me can drive. Remy was talking about the different types of coffee and Dee was pretending to listen. I was thinking of different songs to sing at the contest thing but I can't think of anything.

"Hey guys!" A cheery voice came from across the street. I looked over to see Emile waving at us. Remy stopped talking about caramel frappuccinos and smiled as Emile walked over to us. "Whatcha doin?"

"Cafe" I said and continues walking.

Remy was now talking to Emile, Dee was looking at something on his phone, and I had This Is Gospel playing in my head. Before I know it we get to the cafe. We go up to order some drinks and I see Roman and Remus. Dee and I walk over and sit beside them. Remy and Emile sit at another table. I'm definitely teasing him about that later.

{time skip brought by being gay just has its perks}

It was getting late and we had to go home. By that I mean Dee and Remus finished watching their movie and Dee wanted to go home. We dragged Remy out by his feet and started walking back home. "So...Remus?" I smirked at Dee and laughed when he looked up at me with a red face. "He your soulmate?"

"Most likely no. I don't go around singing my song like you dummy. Yes I saw the video Remy took of you two." I sent a glare to Remy because I didn't know he took a video of us.

"What? You met your soulmate, am I not s'pose to take a video or that?"

"Nobody took a video of you and Isaac" I mumbled. "At least I'm not lovey dovey with Emile"

"If you were I would kill you. Only I get to be lovey dovey with Em- wait." I laughed as Remy realized what he just said.

"Hey Dee, when are you meeting up with your mysterious soulmate again?" I asked.

"None of your damn business." (thanks Kash for telling me how that's spelt)

"Just asking"

{time skip brought by I want to see my little boy}

I heard the front door opening and closing I looked at the time. 2 am? Who the hell is going through the front door at 2 in the fucking morning? I rolled out of bed and looked out my window to see someone in dark clothing walking away from the house and to the park down the street. So naturally I grab my coat and some shoes and follow. I hurry out the door and follow the person at a distance. I can't see how tall they are because of the distance. Damn I shoulda just checked who wasnt in bed.

I followed them all the way to the park and hid behind some bushes when they stopped at a tree. I started moving a bit and finally saw who it was. Demetrius? I sat down and watched what he was doing. He pulled out a book and a little flashlight and started reading. Suddenly a whistle came from down the path a little. The whistling continued and stopped. Dee put down his book and whistled back.

After a while of Dee and whoever it is talked Dee got up and started walking in the direction we came from. After he was out of earshot I got up. I walked over to the tree and sat down where Dee was.

"So...who are you?" I asked them.

"What the fuck? Who are you?"

"I asked first"

"I'm guessing you either followed me or them here?"

"Yeah. I...saw them walking down the street. Didn't think anybody was awake at this hour."

"You saw somebody walking down the street and your natural instinct was to follow them? Damn the author really makes extras dumb"

"Who you calling an extra, extra? And whatcha talking about "author"? This isn't Gravity Falls" I snapped back.

"That's the second time a person talked about Gravity Falls. Anyway since you probably don't know who you were following or what my relation is with them, you wanna see me or some shit?" They asked.

"Sure. I got nothing better to do at 2 in the damn morning" We laughed before I stood up and walked to the other side of the tree. "Remus?"

"Virgil? Damn I guess the author makes their main characters dumb"

"Shut the hell up. So what are you doing here this early in the morning?"

"You promise not to tell shit?"

"Sure"

"That person is my fucking soulmate and the author is being a real bitch and giving me feelings and all that shit"

Oh shit.

O h s h i t .

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"Cool"

{time skip brought by y'know what? I'm about to say it}

I poked at my poptart thinking about what happened earlier this morning. Dee met up with Remus. And they're soulmates. But they don't know who they're talking to. So they don't know they're soulmates. I looked up at Dee who was taking a bite of his poptart while scrolling through his phone. I looked over at Remy who was eyeing the toaster.

"Hey" I spoke up.

"What?" they asked.

"I invited someone to walk with us to school today"

"Who? Roooooman?" Remy teased. I scoffed.

"No bitch. You'll see when we start walking"

"We'll start walking when Remy's poptart get out of the-"

"TOASTER!" Remy ran to it and grabbed out his poptart. "HOT! But now as hot as me"

We walked out the door with Remy and I eating our "breakfast" and I led them to the end of the street to wait for Remus. He showed holding a box of Cheez-Itz.

"You invited one of the weirdos to walk with us?" Remy asked.

"Yup" I started walking in the direction of school with them soon following.

"Cheez-It?"

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Virgil knows. There ya go. Now your braincell can go back to dark humor and vines. Lol that's probably confusing to those not in the groupchat. Anyways, still looking for songs for the competition thing
Bye for now guys, gals, and non-binary pals