Virgil and Remy are dealing with their own feelings and I'm sitting here with my boyfriend thinking about bagels. Bagels are good. I like bagels and cream cheese. My first time eating a bagel was when I saw a bagel that looked like trash. It was called an everything bagel and it needed some cream cheese.

"REMUS!"

"Stop screaming! I'm talking about bagels with the readers!" Anyways, I like blueberry bagels with strawberry-

"Remus! If you're going to talk about bagels you can at least bring us some! I'm having a breakdown and it would help to have something to throw at you!" Virgil screamed. Dee sighed and dragged me out of the room. He led me to the kitchen and proceeded to grab an apple from a bowl of fruit. I sat on the counter and he handed me the fruit without a pit.

"Have this while I see if we have any bagels left."

"Apples are not a good snack."

"Well what kind of snack do you want? We have uncrustables, crackers, trail mix for some reason. We would have poptarts and cheez-itz if some kids didn't keep sneaking through our window and stealing them." I jumped off the counter and walked up to him.

"How about...you?" I smiled as a blush spread across his whole face.

"You're better off having an apple. C'mon I gotta tell Virgil he forgot to buy snacks" I groaned and followed him back up to Virgil's room. He was now on the ground being attacked by Remy. Remy was screaming about something something singing. I don't know I'm not going to pay attention but you guys probably want to know what's happening so I'll let the bitch do that.

Dee took the pillow from Remy and held him back while Virgil got up and tried attacking. How are two people raised to beat people to a pulp being held back by a short fifteen year old boy that has only been training for about five years? The world may never know.

"Both of you stop or I'll call your father." They went silent fast. I don't know why, their dad was really funny when I went with them to visit him a few weeks ago. "Virgil, it's not the end of the world you're just being difficult and don't want to tell Roman about your crush you just realized you have. Remy, you like Emile so I don't know why him being your soulmate is so bad. Remus, stop trying to fit that whole apple in your mouth, you're going to choke."

"Would you rather be choking? Maybe on-"

"NO!" He pushed Remy towards the door and Virgil onto the bed before making his way out of the room. Oh shit he mad bout something. After processing that I probably might've hit his last nerve I ran to his room to make sure he's not grabbing a weapon. I let myself in and sat on the floor with my head on his bed where he was laying facing the wall. We were like that for a while before I got bored.

"Little do you know
How I'm breaking while you fall asleep
Little do you know
I'm still haunted by the memories
Little do you know
I'm trying to pick myself up piece by piece
Little do you know
I need a little more time
Underneath it all I'm held captive by the hole inside
I've been holding back
For the fear that you might change your mind
I'm ready to forgive you, but forgetting is a harder fight
Little do you know
I need a little more time"

"I'll wait, I'll wait

I love you like you've never felt the pain, I'll wait
I promise, you don't have to be afraid, I'll wait
Love is here, and here to stay
So lay your head on me
Little do you know
I know you're hurt while I'm sound asleep
Little do you know
All my mistakes are slowly drowning me
Little do you know
I'm trying to make it better piece by piece
Little do you know
I, I love you 'til the sun dies"

"You okay Dee-Dee?"

"They're lucky I'm getting paid to not kill them." He laughed. "Otherwise I'd probably be halfway to Panama by now."

"Panama sounds nice. I've never heard of this place in my life but it sounds like that place those weird blue aliens live in that weird movie."

"You're thinking of Pandora idiot and those blue aliens are called Na'vi. And the movie is about a former marine that connects to them and helps them fight for their planet."

"How do you know this?"

"Anton made me and my adopted brother watch it for his weird blog."

"You're weird. I'm glad we're soulmates.

"FUCK! DAMMIT VIRGIL!" Remy screamed. Oh yeah they had that bet thing.

{time skip brought by what's 9+10}

I kicked Roman. Nothing.
I kicked him again. Nothing.
I kicked him another time. Nothing.
Wake up. I kicked him again. Finally something.

He started screamed some PG-13 words in Spanish. Papa came in a started lecturing him about not using those PG-13 words, in spanish. This is an eventful morning.

"Remus, don't kick your brother."

"Dame una patada otra vez y te contaré sobre tu novio del que no me hablas." I shot a glare to Roman but I should've been more worried about my dad that knows spanish and knows what that means. Let's just go to the time skip.

{time skip brought by smack cam}

Teach was lecturing me about participating in class. Aren't they tired of me outsmarting them in front of the class. I'm just gonna walk out. I was probably going to be sent to the principal's office anyway. I waited for teach to finish talking and got up.

"I bid you all, adieu." I bowed and walked out of class. Nobody tried to stop me so I think that went well. I wonder what class Dee's in right now. soulmates. Oh she's good for something. Guess I'm going to Soulmates. I hate that class.

I grabbed some skittles out of my locker and walked to that classroom. The teacher looked over to me and sighed. "Hola Miss Moorecock, you finally make it back from North Shore High School?"

"Remus you know that's not my name. What's you obsession with Mean Girls around me?"

"I was in this class last year and every Wednesday you wore pink and on Mondays you wore sweatpants. And there's the fact that you know that reference. Now if you excuse me, I want to sit next to my dear friend and not disrupt your lesson any longer." She motioned me to sit and continued the lesson on whatever I'm not gonna pay attention to this shit.

"Get kicked out of class again?" Halfie asked.

"Nah I just walked out this time. Math is shit and I rather be with you than be learning stuff I'll never use."

{time skip brought by son, this is tough, I'm gay}

"Hey Re."

"Yes Ro?"

"Can you tell me who Janus is now? And are they your soulmate?"

"Janus is my boyfriend and my soulmate and after getting bombarded with questions by papa this morning I don't wanna tell you anymore than that."

"Please. I promise I wont say anything in English or Spanish." I looked over to him. I don't know if I can trust him. This is my twin brother we're talking about. You guys watched the Redux by now and listened to the song a hundred times. Was that too far? I think this "wall" of yours is just dust now. Okay I need to focus back on Roman now.

"Fine. But only if you promise to not make a big deal about what's going to happen at the singing thing in maybe two chapters or so."

"There's no way you can predict the future. Anyways, I promise. Now teeeellllll meeeeee!" I took a breath and looked him in the eyes. Maybe I can get away from this with a dick joke. Or a Danny Devito joke.

"Janus is Danny Devito." Nailed it.

"Remus"

"Okay fine. My soulmate is Demetrius and how that that's over I'm going to delete the paragraph that the author just spent ten minutes on for your reaction and replace it with a joke."

4/4 (lmao iykyk)
(replaced the last joke. i hate past me)

{time skip brought by you said you like fairy tales right}

I woke up to my phone blowing up. Not literally you pyrotechnics. That would be cool but sadly it was just Virgil spamming the groupchat.

PurpDerp: I'm going crazy
PurpDerp: what do I do about Roman
PurpDerp: I've never had a crush before
PurpDerp: do I kill him
PurpDerp: lovebirds help me out
PurpDerp: dee I hear you watching guardians of the galaxy
NopeRope: what do you want me for? remus was the one that just fucking kissed me
ElmoKiller: remy kissed emile and he seems to be handling that well. ask him
Shade: 🖕
ElmoKiller: 👉👌
[PurpDerp removed ElmoKiller from the conversation]

Sleep time.

Dame una patada otra vez y te contaré sobre tu novio del que no me hablas- Give me a kick once and I'll tell you about your boyfriend you don't tell me about

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i promised not to do my other stress relief so heres this
bye for now guys, gals, and nonbinary pals