Everyone at school was talking about me and Emile this week. I don't even know how everyone found out. The only people I told were Vee, Ree, and Dee. How the hell did everyone find out? You guys probably don't know how everyone knows either. Wait did you guys tell anyone?

Okay okay. I'm calm. I'm completely calm.

"Re-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Okay I'll come back in a bit."

"No Dee it's fine. I'm just a bit stressed."

"You passed a bit stressed when you found out you had a bodyguard younger than you. What's wrong and will I need popcorn?" I sighed and sat on my bed. He came and sat down next to me and motioned for me to start ranting.

"Everyone at school knows about me and Emile." He nodded and stood up.

"I will be right back." He walked out of my room and closed my door. I heard his phone ringing and him talking into in on the other side but I couldn't tell what he was saying. He went silent then I heard some footsteps walking away. A few minutes passed and I got bored. He said he'd be right back.

The last chapter was in Roman's POV so I doubt any of you will know what's going on. But if you do please tell me.

What am I talking about. By time this chapter goes on the interwebs it would be finished and too late for you guys to tell me anything. Well this is bullshit. Why is everything so difficult?

Dee came back holding a bag of popcorn and Virgil following him. "Okay so you guys talk and I'll call Remus so he can help us with what we're doing." I looked at Virgil for answers and he just shrugged. "Oh yea, we're helping you ask Emile out."

"Oh ok. What does Emile like?"

"He likes cartoons and movies and helping others, the sunset," after that I just started rambling but I'm not letting you guys see how cheesy I am. Virgil and Dee were just staring at me.

"Holy shit Remy. Stop being so goddamn cheesy and tell us what he likes."

"Cartoons like Steven Universe, Adventure Time, Lilo and Stitch, and Avatar."

"There are songs in Steven Universe and Adventure Time." No shit Dee. There's literally a Steven Universe Musical.

"You're forgetting the best song in the history of forever." Remus said before shouting through the phone. "SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL!"

"Thank you Remus for an example of what I won't be doing."

"You're welcome."

"Why not just ask him out?" I looked over at Virge before laughing.

"Hun you've known me your whole life. I couldn't even ask mother to the mother son dance in first grade. Hell, Isaac was the one that asked me out. Be lucky I'm letting you guys talk me into doing this song thing for Emy."

"Well it's not my fault you mysteriously became soulmates and you don't know how to handle it."

"If I say I'll go along with your stupid plan will you get out of my room? This was a mistake." He nodded and walked out leaving me and Virge. I leaned my head against the wall and waited for him to sit down next to me so he could be my human pillow. He finally gave in and sat down on the bed. "What song did you give to Roman?"

"It's not the exact copy of the lyrics, I had to change some of it."

"That doesn't answer the question. What was the song? Also what about the bet? The thing is on Saturday and I thought one of you would've backed down by now."

"You like surprises." He got making me fall onto the bed.

"Who the hell told you that lie?" I shouted as he left me. This is sad, just do the skip.

{time skip brought by so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift}

"WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU WHISPEY MOTHERFUCKER! YA GOT SCHOOL AND A DATE!"

"THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT?! I DON'T HAVE A DATE!"

"REMUS YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO SAY THAT PART!" This is too much screaming.

"OKAY I'M GETTING UP! STOP SCREAMING!" I waited a moment to see if either of them would respond before getting up. I changed into some shorts, white crop top, and grabbed my jacket before going downstairs.

"You're gonna wear that? You're gonna get dresscoded."

"Wanna bet?"

"You make too many bets but okay sure. If you get dresscoded you have to go a full month without Starbucks." I gasped.

"How dare you. Fine. If I go the day without getting dresscoded, you have to go a day without making out with Remus."

"I don't know what's happening but c'mon dorks." Virge said coming down the stairs.

{time skip brought by the fuck the fuck the fuck is in the air}

"Fuck you Remy!"

"No thanks. Anyway, why the fuck was Remus screaming about a date?"

"Oh you're going on a date in about an hour so go get ready." The fuck? He started pushing me up the stairs and into my room. He closed the door right after. I quickly turned around and tried opening it again. Shit, he locked it.

"Dee let me out!"

"No! Get Ready!"

This went on for a while.

I sighed and started looking in my closet. Did they seriously set me up on a date with Emile? What if it's not Emile? Did they set me up on a blind date to get my mind off Em? I don't know. Shit. What do I wear. All my clothes are either slutty or white t-shirts. What do you wear on a date?

I found a white button up and the cleanest pair of jeans I had. This will do. I changed and put on some high tops. I started putting on some makeup before that dickwad rushed into my room and started pulling my arm making me mess up my lipstick.

"Hurry up you're gonna be late."

"You set me up on a date, you're making me sing a song from a cartoon, you locked me in my room for almost an hour, and you messed up my lipstick, you can wait one damn minute." I glared at him and grabbed a wipe. After fixing it I grabbed a knife and slipped it into my pocket. "Okay let's go I guess."

Okay so here's the plan: Demetrius can't drive so he'll be telling me the directions to where my date is, I'll follow along with it for maybe two minutes, then I'll completely ignore him and drive back home or to the cliff so I can make a run for it. You babes good with that? No? I'm doing it anyway.

I grabbed the keys and started walking towards the car before Virge stopped me.

"I'm driving."

"You don't even have your learners permit. Did you even take the test or wimp out like Ian from Onward?"

"I never said I took the test, I said I'm driving, c'mon loser." I groaned and sat in the back seat. They drove me to some small restaurant and literally kicked me out of the car. I should just walk away now so I don't have to do this.

"We'll be at the Taco Bell across the street so don't even try and run away. Bye Remy! Have fun!" I mumbled to myself and walked inside. You guys are probably having so much fun reading my torture right now. I wanna die.

I told the server why I was here and they led me to the table. Emile or whoever I'm meeting isn't even here yet. I wanna torch this place to the ground.

{meanwhile}

"Emile! C'mon!"

"Remus what are you doing?"

"Kidnapping you! I need you to come somewhere with me!"

{smol time skip brought by everyone excuse my potty mouth}

"Remy?" I looked up from the coloring sheet the server gave me at Emile. He sat down across from me and we just kinda sat there awkwardly.

"I'm sorry about the ice cream shop thing"

"No no! It's fine Remy! I just don't understand."

"About the soulmate thing? I don't understand either. I guess she's just a cliche bitch."

{time skip brought by what are those}

"Bye Remy."

"Later Em." I would say what happened during that "date" but it really wouldn't be that much. It was mostly just talking. I don't understand how someone like that could put up with me. I can't even put up with me. Oh well.

I'm still going to murder those assholes.

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I wanna diiiiieeeeeee but that's "illegal"
bye for now guys, gals, and nonbinary pals