Virgil's having a crisis on top of the fridge, Remy is singing Fergalicious at the top of his lungs, and there are pancakes on the ceiling. I hate that this is a normal morning in this house. I grabbed a ladder and a spatula to try getting the pancakes off of the fucking ceiling. I don't even know how the fuck they got up here.

After doing that I turned off the speaker to hear Remy still singing it perfectly. "HIT IT FERGIE!" Virgil screamed from the fridge. I'm not even surprised Remy can sing this part. After he finished Virgil and I clapped while Remy bowed.

"Virgil get off the fridge! We have a field trip today so you can just pretend to pay attention while freaking out."

"Fuck you I'm a fucking king up here and I'm never going to school!"

{time skip brought by I'm washing me and my clothes}

"I can't believe you got us to come to school."

"Well it's kind of easy when I have a gun pointed at your head when all you have is a pocketknife." Virgil stuck his tongue out at me so I flipped him off.

"girls, girls, you're both pretty, can we go home now? I have a full playlist that I want to perform in the living room." Remy pulled out his phone and let us look through some random playlist he had on spotify.

"I really don't think you can rap to the fast part of rap god." Remy lowered his sunglasses and raised an eyebrow at me.

"Hey homos whatcha doin?" There's the bastard, right on time. "Wait the barbie song! Fuck yeah! I'M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD! LIFE IN PLASTIC IT'S FANTASTIC! YOU CAN DO MY HAIR! UNDRESS ME ANYWHERE!"

"IMAGINATION! LIFE IS YOUR CREATION!" And there's the other twin. Oh Virgil better hide from his problems. Roman stuck his head out from beside Remus.

"You guys have such a good sibling relationship. What the fuck? Is it Twin telepathy?" I asked.

"No we might look like we love each other but if we were cities I'd be New York and he'd London because he is always trying to drive in my lane." Roman said while pushing Remus away. I heard some mumbling after that and turned to see Virgil curled up against the window with his hood covering most of his face.

"What was that raccoon face?" I asked.

"Nothing halfie"

{time skip brought by life was just starting to make sense}

The teachers led us all into the building and made us all sit on some cheap folding chairs in a room that was just big enough to fit everyone. Some lady went onto the mini stage and started talking about soulmates and her research on them or whatever. After she was done talking she started asking if anyone had questions. Why do I have a feeling one of my idiots are going to ask an idiotic question?

"Yea! Why is the author so fucking lazy she couldn't say what happened in the last few hours?" Fucking knew it.

"Wha- that's not a real question. Do you have a real question, young man?"

"What happens if your soulmate hates you?" I looked in the general direction Roman was sitting and them to Virgil who was sitting next to me. He was messing with the strings of his hoodie and looking down. Well isn't this interesting? Remus asked some question that made no sense whatsoever and apparently that qualifies as a "real question"

"Is it possible to get a new soulmate?" Oh look who was thinking about what I said. This field trip is very entertaining. I wish I had some popcorn because this is better than rewatching the second season of Shake it Up.

{time skip brought by I don't need friends}

"-and that's the story of how I almost blew up a playground." This was the most boring part of my day.

"Uh-huh now for something interesting, Virgil kept hiding his face when Roman was around. Any idea what that's about?" I asked him. Remy looked towards the stairs and smiled. What is he thinking?

"Virgie's trying to hide something. You said it's when Roman's around? It's either him trying to accept that it's his problem, avoiding Roman because he doesn't want to apologize, or..." Remy smirked and started humming something. There was some thumping before Virgil appeared on the stairs.

"I do not have a crush! Stop humming that damn crush song!"

Virgil having a crush on Roman? I should really start carrying around popcorn.

{last time skip brought by bro I had a dream we fucked}

"Wow it sounds like you need to bring popcorn everywhere." He laughed.

"That's what I've been thinking all day."

"Hey I was thinking and I thought of something." What's he talking about? "You ever watch birdbox?"

"Yea, why?" I felt something nudge me and I looked down to see a hand holding out a cloth.

"Blindfold. Put it over your eyes. I have one too! This way we can actually hug and shit and we don't have to see each other."

"Such a genius." I said sarcastically. Should actually do this? It would be nice to hug my soulmate but why is he so caught up in hiding from each other. But it would be better to know who my soulmate is. You know what? Fuck it. I took the cloth and tied it around my eyes. "Ok fine." I heard some shuffling and felt something beside me.

I just stayed where I was and thought about this. I heard him laugh before an arm wrapped around me and pulled me to lean against him. "Don't be so tense. I'm not going to bite you, unless that's your kink."

"I think the fuck not. I've just never really done this. Unless you count my friends always leaning against me like I'm a damn pillow."

"If it makes you feel better I never really do something like this unless it's someone I like."

"How is that suppose to make me feel better?"

"I'm not one for talking about feelings and shit but what I mean is, I like you dork. Really like you so stop worrying and hug me." I twisted so I was sitting in front of him and leaned against his chest. "Y'know I'm starting to doubt my plan about revealing at the singing competition."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean I want to know you! Now! Only if you want to I mean. Blindfolds are dumb anyway." Without thinking I jumped up.

"Yes!"

After talking about another minute he left. He said he would be right back but I'm scared. What if he's just going to ditch me? Why wouldn't he? I was a little too eager. Maybe he's having second thoughts. I'm never going to know who my soulmate is.

"Okay it's safe. On the count of three we take off our blindfolds. Easy Peasy. But before we actually do this, are you sure?" He didn't leave. Oh thank god.

"Yes. Let's do it."

"One."

"Two."

Three.

"Demetrius?" I heard right before I could take off my blindfold. I felt hands placed on my cheeks before my face was pulled upward a little bit. Holy fucking shit this is my first kiss. I don't even have time to take off my blindfold. Our lips parted and I quickly finished untying the cloth.

"Remus?"

"Finally! Oh my fucking god!" A certain emo's voice shouted from behind a bush.

"I told you to fucking leave!" Remus shouted back. Virgil laughed and walked out so we could see him.

"Wait you fucking knew who my soulmate was and you didn't fucking tell me! Why you maldito bastardo! ¡Ve a chupar una polla estúpida!"

"Okay calm down." Remus tried saying.

"And you knew he knew who we were! I'm going to murder someone if-" I was cut off by Remus kissing me again.

"Okay well if that's all, I'll be going back home."

"Wait Virgil, keep this a secret for us?" He nodded and continued to leave the park.

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You demus shippers better be happy. It was almost 1 in the morning when I wrote this and I'm so happy that I wrote it. Btw that's the only spanish I actually knew without having to google it so be proud
Bye for now guys, gals, and nonbinary pals