me, a 15 fifteen year old, is getting ready to go to my job/internship to be a government scientist. how did this happen? oh right-

~ two years earlier ~

i was fucking around on my phone, watching memes. then suddenly, i got a stupid idea. 'oh hell yeah! let's contact my fbi agent through google!' closing out of youtube i click on google.

search: do i have an fbi agent?

then, i got a text message.

at 2:47 AM

unknown: yes you do

holy shit : me

wait how'd you get my number? : me

mr. fbi agent: ??

mr. fbi agent: are you stupid????

... : me

.. maybe : me

mr. fbi agent: i am your fbi agent

so?? : me

oh wait : me

mr. fbi agent: also it's MRS fbi agent

my bad man : me

woma'am* : me

mrs. fbi agent: better.

so.. does everybody have a fbi agent? : me

mrs. fbi agent: i will not be telling you who does and who doesn't but the answer to your question is no.

so why do i have one? : me

i must be like : me

super important : me

helllooo?? : me

elllloooooooo : me

this hoe really ignoring me : me

:(  : me

seen at 3:24 AM

'bitch.'

~ present time ~

and that's how i met my fbi agent, jane boyour. she still hasn't told me why she was my fbi agent. did they find out about me getting minecraft for free with an apk!?

nah.

at least i hope not.

finally getting out my strange thoughts i looked around my plain room boredly until i saw the the red numbers on my forever blinking  alarm clock.

6:42!? i'm gonna be late!

quickly made my way out the door to see a sleek black limousine waiting outside. i quickly opened the car door and slid in. "sorry mr.henry! i got lost in my thoughts!" i apologized immediately. 

janey's higher ups forced me to ride in a limousine mostly everywhere i go outside after i almost got mugged. yeah, i live in a really bad neighborhood..

"again, y/n?" the dark-skinned man chuckled and teased jokingly. i sighed, already knowing he was gonna tease me. "yeah.."

"don't look so glum! maybe one day you'll work with me!" he smiled while driving. "yeah, maybe.." i replied, not-so-cheerily, and rested my head on the one sided glass.

~ 15 minute time skip ~

"thank you mr.henry!" i said getting out the of shiny black limo. "anytime y/n!" he replied and quickly sped off the moment i closed the door. i sighed looking at the small building. shouldn't it be bigger? oh wait, it was the government. the rest was probably underground. although, currently, it looked to be as big as a two story house. i slowly walked towards it, slightly nervous. jane had gotten me this job-thing! what if i'm not cut out for it? cutting off my nervous thoughts i walked inside of the door of the surprisingly quaint building.

walking towards the front desk, i fiddled with a pen that i took out of my white lab coat pocket. "excuse me, ma'am? i'm the new laboratory assistant.." i trailed off. i'm usually not this nervous but something about working with the government scared me.

the brunette at the desk looked at me up and down. "i'm sorry but i'll need to see some ID." she politely told me. i quickly handed her my "ID". it was more of a just a work card, although it did look similar to an ID.

"y/n l/n, huh? okay, follow me please." her light brown eyes conveying respect. after she got up from her chair i followed her to the elevator. instead of clicking one of the three buttons there she opened a secret compartment and input a keycode. it let out a beep revealed around 10 more buttons. she clicked the third button and the elevator began to move down. i knew it was going to be underground. she resumed a neutral position with her hands clasped in front of her, she kept looking at me frantically. "so.. what's your name?" i asked politely, trying to put her at ease. this failed as she became more rigid and answered stiffly. "cora lynor, ma'am." she said, avoiding eye contact. 

"well, ms.lynor, pleased to meet you! ..and you can just call me y/n, it'd be awkward if someone much older than me called me ma'am." i replied, chuckling awkwardly and gave her a reassuring smile. this seemed to put her at ease a bit.

ding!

the elevator came to a stop after our awkward small talk. as we walked out i saw lots of people in the same white lab coats as me. oh my.

she directed me to a smaller part of the laboratory and told me to knock on the door. "thank yo-" and she's gone.

i look at the door nervously, raising my hand up to knock on it. as soon as i do, i hear a little tap sound resonating.

tap tap tap.

the door almost immediately opens, to reveal a rather old looking female, significantly shorter than me. her greying hair up in a messy bun. she looked at me questionally. "hi.. i'm y/n l/n-"

"ah! so you're my new intern!" she said looking at me with a hardened look. "so, uh.. what's your name?" i asked, trying to get her to stop glaring at me.

"rosa diaz. don't forget it." mrs.diaz harsely spat out.

i nodded. "yes ma'am!"

boy, this is gonna be a long day.

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originally published 11.23.19
edited a word out 5.29.21