OUR SCHOOL: Last Virgin standing
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Finally, the school vacation is over, I can't just wait to get back to class and gist with my friends as usual, the holiday was so long and tiring. I can remember vividly, my dad yelling at me to read physics, read chemistry.

Everything read, read, read.

As if the holiday is another class extension.

He even went as far as hiring five different teachers for each subjects. Including the ones the I unfailing got an A.

As if there is another grade better than A1.

Dorcas high school Lekki sat on a hill, surrounded by thick forest. It's serene environment was occasionally disturbed by the chirping sounds of birds and low cries of crickets at annoying intervals.

The day was unusually foggy, making the building covered in thick fog look two dimensional. I remember my first day here in ss1, when I just got the scholarship. I remember being lost in the building's beauty.

"Don't forget what I told you darling." My mom says cutting through my recurring drooling over the building's beauty.

"Yes mom" I say bringing out my remaining things from the car. "Boys and books don't mix, the two b's are not buddies at all."

"Good girl" She says, a charming smile on her face. "I love you honey" She pulls me into a tight hug and drives away.

I know why mum keeps repeating the two b's to me, it's because of the letter sent to all parents about two schools merging. I don't know how me or any other girl in Dorcas high will cope with merging with a boy's school.

Call me pessimistic but I know nothing good will come out of it. Boys are generally walking nightmares and they cause nothing but trouble.

As I walk to the hostel desperately trying to find my friends, I get a nostalgic feeling as I see a group of girls presumably in Jss1 discussing in high tuned voices.

They must feel so glad to be in Secondary school.

They should just wait and let Okafor's cane wipe their small bum bum, they will now know what's up.

While trying to find my friends, Tito the ever beautiful and pompous assistant head girl started yelling at all the girls to scramble to their hostel. Of course by her side were her wingmen, daughters of Jezebel and the aorta of all corrupt doings, Esther and moyin. I wonder why moyin was allowed in their little group. She's not even that pretty, probably because her parents are rich.

You know, she's the group's bank, she's the slave girl of the group of Dorcas queens. I can remember last term when Tito slapped her, I wanted to laugh but if they catch me ehn?

I'll wash their clothes for the rest of my life.

Not that I'm staying here forever.

But you get the gist?

Right?

uh.

I walk into the school with a distasteful look of my face. I must be
looking so sour, but I can't help it.

I just can't bear it.

The thought of boys around just gives me the chills.

I get to the hostel field separating the girls and recently constructed boys hostel. The hostels were painted green and white in contrast to the former dark and sky blue color of the girls hostel. The grass is neatly cut low and the green and pink flowers made the are look so pretty like Agodi garden and the likes.

"layo, layo, layo," I turn around to greet the familiar voice.
"babes, when you reach hostel? " Tolu my best friend well one of my best friend called running towards me like she's been rendered naked.

Tolu is not that tall and not really short too. She's what one will call average, standing at 5'4". She's kinda 'thick' though as Nigerians will say. She's dark skinned and exceptionally pretty, her round beautiful face adorned with a nice set of dimples. She's the quiet type and she tends to shy away from confrontations but can be talkative at times to.

She's sort of an into/extro.

Aside from that she has a gorgeous body which is in complete contrast to mine. While I barely have bum bum, She made sure to collect her fair share from baba God.

Call me pervertic or dirty minded or disgusting or whatever but I know I'm not the only one that secretly admires their friends and wonder where they were when it was being distributed.

I've warned tolu several times to stop speaking pidgin English. She just keeps saying its Stephanie that influenced her and that-

Pidgin is in the Nigerian blood.

Yeah right.

"I just got here now, momsi dropped me." I say as we embrace each other tightly, my bags falling down. "Pick my bags up joor" I said, playfully beating her buttocks as she bends down to pick my bag that fell.

"did you hear did you hear? " she said as we continued walking after she picked my bag.

"hear what?"

"Sara tried to seduce the new youth corper , Mr charles"

Sara and her groupie girls have started again. No doubt there that they're true apprentices of her highness Moyin and she indeed thought them well.

At least we can give her credit for that.

I can just imagine how girls like that will act when the boys that coming. Though I've not seen any of them around.

Maybe they called the merger off.

Or boys were eradicated from the face of the earth.

Or or their species are now extinct

But then how will we give birth?

Oh darn my some times pervertic mind, I think to myself giving my attention back to the bella in front of me.

"hey, that Mr Charles is fine oh, but what kind of seduction do you mean?"
We started walking towards the hostel quickly because Moyin and her Jezebelicious friends-

Is that even a word?

Well they were already shooting us daggers. This seniors are so incorrigible, like they've not been juniors before.

If I catch that their oversize bum bum wo!

"oh, I heard she sent him a picture of her breast through whatsapp." She says her eyes opening widely. She's glad that for once that she's the one with the gist and not me.

"ehn?" I say rather too loud, earning us a few head turns. I stop pushing my mega sized traveling bag, stopping to hear the gist properly and digesting it very well to. It was then I realized my bag was to big.

But a girl can't pack too much gala and solo coke right?

Even though I wanted bigger boy mom. Just saying.

Though she can't hear my thoughts.

Holy crap.

"Yes oh, Amaka is related to him so she got the picture. I'll show you the picture on my tab when we get to the room."

"Wawu, wonders shall never end. So did her face show in the picture? Gist me na, you know my data finished just before coming to school so I don't know." I pester her further, the gossipers version of Omolayo taking over.

"No oh, that's the painful part" She hissed as if she was planning to destroy Sara's life with that picture.
"Her ugly witch face did not show on the picture."

I hiss also and continue pushing her in order to get the gist to the fullest. As our motto is; half gist is no gist all.

Lie

We don't have a motto, but you get the cut.

"How did she now get his number oh?"

"She has her ways jare, you too you know her."

"Chai, there is God oh" is all I can say. But seriously, there is really God. This world is turning right side up, it have passed upside down. Very soon, teachers will be dating students openly.

As we got to the entrance of the hostel, something very hard hits me and tolu on our backs. "eyin Elejo osi, didn't you hear me shouting your name?" Typical Stephanie, instead of her to just calmly call our names.

Stephanie Ogaga is what you will call a typical Yoruba / Igbo girl. She is pure complete Igbo but can speak Yoruba than the king of my town. Steph as we fondly call her, is light skinned. She's tall and Slim with beautiful long legs and a flat toned belly.

But you will not know, that girl can eat for Africa. Maybe it's all that food that has gone to her head.

"Tolu has given me the gist jare" I tell Stephanie as we stood in front of the hostel catching up.

A popular saying goes; Talk of the devil and the devil shall appear. And just like a she-devil's, Sara and her group passed by, a little clique comprising of five girls.

"jenifa, you didn't tell me the flat and bitches have arrived. " Mother Sara aka the bane of our existence started in her unusually high pitched voice. Her blue check house wear does not look small at all, showing her excessively light over bleached boobs in something worse than a cleavage.

"oh my dear, I can't just help but stare at their foam breast. No wonder, I just knew we had to leave the dinning hall, their vulgar Vibes is just to strong to ignore" Jenifa popularly called Jenny two colour by yours truly added.

I call her that due to her mismatched skin. I heard she once tried to use hypo to bleach her over dark skin.

Me I dunno oh, na through gist session I hear am.

Sara and her group crossed the line this time, as I was trying to figure out what to say because I'm not so good at comebacks, Steph gladly came to the rescue.
"at least we don't display our breast big or small to men that can be our fathers"

"It's true oh, in the midst of ten friends, eight of them have pressed the so called 'breast'" Tolu quickly added then hissed. I'm so glad I have them as friends, if not my life will be...

It was obvious they were short of words, I'm so sure they thought it was a 'secret'.

"whatever, only you will know, be acting like saint there, like you don't do worse at home, just because this is an only girls school you must have done worse. The boys are coming soon sef so that's when we'll know the real hoes" Eli the tallest idiot in their squad quickly added after a brief pause when the gang had nothing to say.

They all strode off, even the one with the flattest ass tried to shake it. Bitches.

As we were laughing about the whole ordeal in our room, we spot them coming in.

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Glossary
'babes when you reach hostel': girl, when did you arrive at the hostel.

Momsi: mom, mummy, mother.

'eyin elejo osi': you talk too much.

Yoruba/Igbo: tribes in Nigeria

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