|Jealousy and Beer|

3rd Person's POV

Death is something that'll come at you without warning. Sometimes it does, sometimes it just comes.

But in Midoriya Izuku's case, his death was secure when a woman kiss him on the lips in a TV program.

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Izuku's POV

"Ok Izuku, you'll be alright. Kacchan will understand. He'll understand, and hey! He might not even have watch that." I told myself. I take some deep breaths before grabbing the door handle. I push the door open and was ready to greet...

...but stop when the devil himself was already standing in front of the door.

"Welcome home my dear husband." Kacchan said. I gulped and stand straight.

"K-Kacchan! H-hey! I missed you honey!"

"I didn't. Leave my house you stinking cheater!!" He shouted making me jump.

"K-Kacchan! I wasn't cheating!! She just came out of no where and kissed me! And this is my house..."

"1. Fuck off. 2. You married me so this is my house. 3. THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE FOR NOT PUSHING HER AWAY!!" Kacchan then advance to me and punch me making me fly back. I look at him from the ground and he was holding the door. "Don't fucking come back."

Just like that Kacchan slam the door close.

"I really hate my job." I look at my side to see someone in a grim reaper outfit. Oh wait it's just death. "I can't believe you still aren't dead after everything! I quit!" He then walked off.

That may be the last time I see him.

"Atleast I'm not dead." I just shrugged and got up. I went to the door. I tried to open the door but it was already lock. I started to bang into it. "Kacchan! Please let me explain!"

"Why don't you explain to that woman of yours!!"

"She isn't my woman! It was just by accident!"

"That's what all cheater say!!" I sigh. I started to power up my quirk. I was ready to-- "IF YOU DESTROY MY DOOR I'M GONNA DIVORCE YOU!!" --leave him alone for now.

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3rd Person's POV

Iida Ochaco open the door and was greeted with a nervously smiling Midoriya Izuku.

"H-hey Ochaco-Chan...mind letting me stay for the night." Ochaco turn her head away from the door.

"Tenya!! Izuku-Kun got kicked by Katsuki-Kun!!"

"Told you he'll get kicked out!" Izuku heard Iida Tenya's voice. He sigh, the other heroes were able to see it happen and must've already know that Katsuki was gonna kick him out.

"Come in."

"Thank you so much!" Ochaco move to the side and let Izuku inside. Izuku smiled at her as she close the door behind him.

"You're lucky we have some extra food."

"Yeah... I'm sorry."

"It's fine! We're friends anyways." Izuku smiled at that.

He still remembered when she confess to him after the whole Shigaraki thing. It shock him the most and was prepared to reject her. The girl cut him off first and told him that the feelings were actually gone and she just wants to tell him about it. He found out that the whole time he was gone, Iida has been there for her and thanks to that they develop feelings for each other. The three continued being friends after the confession, after he and Bakugou started dating and even after marriage.

The two walked to the kitchen and saw that Iida was feeding their child Iida Akari.

Akari was already 3 and can already say the words "Mama" and "Papa." Akari is also pretty picky when it comes to food but is force to since his father would glare at him the most.

"Hey Tenya-Kun." Izuku, until now, NEVER got use to calling him Tenya.

"Hello there Izuku. Don't worry we're prepared." He said. Izuku just sigh and sat down on a table, Ochaco sat down as well.

"I'm sorry for intruding. Kacchan just won't let me talk..."

"Considering how Katsuki-Kun is, I wouldn't be surprised." Ochacho said as she handed Izuku a portion of their dinner.

"Thanks for the food." He said clapping his hands together. He grabbed the chopsticks and started to eat.

"Maybe while you're out of marriage life why don't we go drink with the guys?" Tenya suggested. Izuku look up to him. He swallowed his food before answering.

"I feel like Kacchan will get even more mad..."

"Don't worry we're not gonna drink at the bar."

"You better not." Ochaco glared at her husband making him chuckle.

"I won't I won't. I'll call the guys and we can drink here."

"Ugh. We'll stay with Mina then." Ochaco rolled her eyes as she continue eating.

"Alright...just be safe." Tenya said. Ochaco nodded.

"I guess it's fine to have a drink or two...plus we haven't hang out and drink with the guys in a long time." Izuku said. Tenya grinned at that.

"Great! It's a plan!"

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3rd Person's POV

7:23 and Eijiro, Denki, Shoto, Ojiro and Sero were at Tenya's house.

"Oh yeah! Gimme dam beers!" Denki said as he grab a bottle, opening it and drinking.

"Tokoyami is sick right now, Mineta is on a mission with Shoji." Tenya say as he look at his phone.

"So...does this 'Beer Night' has something to do with Izubro's scandal earlier?" Eijiro say as he pop open a beer as well.

"Y-yeah sadly...Kacchan is quite complicated."

"Everyone expected that to already happen really. I mean Katsuki is Katsuki." Ojiro stated with the others agreeing. Deku just lightly laugh taking a sip of alcohol.

"So how's life y'all?"

"Pain." Todoroki was the first to answer making everyone look at him. "I mean I love Momo and the kids but...taking care of them is painful."

"Gosh aren't I lucky I don't have kids?" Sero laugh with Ojiro agreeing with him.

"I don't know 'bout y'all but I'm great! Me and Juri are always having fun when Jiro is at a mission! We would play hide and seek, with her toys, we would jump on the bed..."

"It's funny how you two aren't divorce yet." Eijiro cut Denki off. Denki pouted.

"If I remember correctly, Mina and Denki are the same huh?" Izuku asked making Eijiro sigh.

"Mina is a go getter. She'd rather have a fist fight than watch a movie as a date." Eijiro said before sighing again. "...and we ended up having a wrestling match instead of a dinner date." Eijiro mutter under his breath but the others heard making them laugh.

"What about you Iida? How's life being married and a father?" Ojiro asked Tenya making the others look at him.

"Well I guess it's pretty good."

"Well seeing who you're married with I guess it'll be." Izuku said chuckling finishing up the bottle.

"The only hassle is Akari. His way too spoiled he becomes picky, I try my best to not hit him and just give him a glare. It would work most of the time." He said taking a sip of beer.

"Heh...kids..." Shoto said having a similar problem.

"But it's fine though!" Tenya exclaimed taking another sip. "Ochaco wants to give Akari her dreams. A dream where she would be able to get spoil and get things she wants. You may think she'll be able to get it with me but it's a no. She wanted to work for it, she wanted to spoil herself. When Akari came, she didn't stop on spoiling him and I didn't mind, she didn't want Akari to live poverty...since our jobs pay high anyways it's fine with me."

"Aww... you're so sweet!" Denki say hugging Tenya, the blonde was getting tipsy. Tenya just chuckled and pat the blonde.

"Yeah, you may actually be the best husband among all of us!" Sero say laughing, the others follow along.

"I'm not even married!" Ojiro say sobbing dramatically making the others laugh as well.

"Speaking of Marriage, I remember Mina was the one who proposed to me!" Eijiro say throwing his arms up.

The group of men kept drinking till Izuku was drunk, yes only Izuku. Well Denki also got drunk but nevermind him.

The group, with the exception of Denki, carried Izuku to their house using Eijiro's van.

Upon arriving, Eijiro, Ojiro and Tenya carried the drunk green hair boy while Shoto and Sero knock on the door.

It took a minute till Katsuki open it. Upon the sight of the two, Katsuki open his mouth to talk trash to them only to be cut off by Shoto.

"Izuku's drunk." This left the blonde's mouth hanging. The two step aside and show the drunken hero being carried.

"Kacchan~ It's Kacchan...oh wait it's just a dog..." Katsuki glared at him and stomp towards them. He grab the hero by the hair and drag him inside.

The group sigh it was over. Tenya planned on getting Izuku drunk because he knows Katsuki wasn't gonna back out on taking care of a drunk Izuku. He told it to the group when he message them.

Denki just literally got carried away drinking.

Inside the house...Katsuki throw Izuku on the bed waking Kai up. Kai looked at his side and see his father. He crawled towards him and go to his chest. Izuku noticed.

"Oh..so cute..." Izuku say caressing the hair of the baby. Kai just lay his head on his chest and go back to sleep. "So cute... little baby...like Kai!" Katsuki sat on the other side of the bed getting Izuku's attention.

"Oh Kacchan! There was a dog outside that look like you!" He said poking Katsuki's nose. The blonde swat his husband's arm. "Eh? Is Kacchan mad?..."

"Just go to sleep you drunkard." The blonde said. He laid down turning away from his husband.

"Hey?...Kacchan... did you know earlier a woman kissed me... I pushed her immediately though... Cause I know you'll be mad... I love Kacchan so much so I don't want him to be mad... Kacchan... I love Kacchan..." After so the room went silent, only the sounds of light breathing was heard.

Katsuki stayed staring at the wall until he finally turn around to face his husband. He was asleep, one hand wrap around Kai.

"I should of calm down earlier..." Katsuki thought.

When the news came, they were interviewing Deku about him saving a whole building. Suddenly a woman came, jumped at him and kiss him straight at the lips. When he saw that he broke his cup and immediately close the television. He couldn't stand it. His jealousy took over him. He waited by the door anger flaring.

He couldn't control himself, it was HIS husband, HIS Deku so he couldn't stand it. But he should of let the green haired hero talk, he knows Izuku wasn't gonna cheat or leave him but yet he forgotten that.

Katsuki sigh and close the gap between him and Izuku. He kissed his husband by the lips softly attempting to not wake him up or his child that was now in the middle of them.

"Deku...I love you too..."

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A/N

Ok cheesy as fck but I didn't have any idea what to do LOL. I might just make a smut next chapter but maybe not.

Oh well.

Anyways, soon Kai will finally grow...

That's all Love you all.