Let's have fun! Feel free to comment! How would you react to each pickup lines below? Enjoy 😘 However, Our NAIJA BABE hasn't end ooo! I will update soon.

FUNNY NIGERIAN MEN PICKUP LINES!!!

1. Baby you must be a yam! 'Cos my heart is pounding for you.

2. You are the egg in my egg roll without you I am just buns.

3. Your dad must be a terrorist because baby, you're the bomb.

4. If you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple.

5. I'm not organ donor but I'd happily give you my heart.

6. Baby, you are the bomb. Is your father Book Haram? (a terrorist)

7. You're so hot you're going to make me buy an extra air-condition.

8. What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

9. You are the only ant in my sugar.

10. You are the only cockroach in my cupboard.

11. You are the only hair in my armpit.

12. You are the pin to my GTB account, everytime I see you I can't stop overspending.

Who agrees with me that money works faster for Naija Babes?

13. Baby, you sweet like bitter kola!

14. Babe, your face is familiar. Are you frequent in this area?

15. Can I follow you home? 'Cos my parents told me to always follow my dreams.

16. Hey, you are very pretty. You look exactly like my mum.

17. I thought happiness starts with letters H, why does mine start with U

18. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...He never met you!

    CHEESY PICKUP LINES!

1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

2. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

3. Do I know you? 'Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

4. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

5. I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

6. Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day.

7. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you're a knockout!

8. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

9. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

10. There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.

11. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

12. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

13. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

14. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

15. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

16. Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.

17. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

18. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

19. Your hand looks heavy can I hold it for you?

20. Are you the sun? Because  you're so beautiful it's blinding me.

21. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

22. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

23. You are so cute it's distracting.

24. Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

25. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

26. Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

27. You look so familiar...Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

28. I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.

Below are images of a chat Freddy and Naomi had on WhatsApp.

Do you like the image? Did it give you an interesting experience while reading their chat?

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Just in case you aren't online, below is the chat Freddy and Naomi had.

Freddy:
What's up, Cupcake 😘

Naomi:
Hey 😊

Freddy:
Let me introduce myself to you.

Naomi:
Why? I already know you na.

Freddy:
Hello, I am thief and I'm here to steal your heart 😏

Naomi:
🙆🤣🤣 Freddy wetin?

Freddy:
Why are you laughing?

Naomi:
Why won't I laugh?

Freddy:
Don't you like my pickup line?

Naomi:
🤣🤣🤣Freddy oo

Freddy:
A beg! The link makes sense. Na wa for you.

Naomi:
Try another one! You need to impress me 😎🙃

Freddy:
You are the cockroach in my cupboard 🤣🤣🤣

Naomi: Idiot! Are you calling me a cockroach? 😂

Freddy: 🤔How did you firgure it out? You are smart oo

Naomi:
If I land you slap from above, your head will correct!

Freddy:
Is it me you are talking to like that? 😤😤

Naomi:
Is there any other person?😌

Freddy:
🏃🏽🏃🏽Lemme get my cane. Someone needs to be flogged.

Naomi:
If you are getting cane, let me get my gun 🏃🏾‍♀🏃🏾‍♀🏃🏾‍♀

Freddy: See me see trouble ooo

Naomi: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Freddy: Sha, I know you liked my pickup line. Don't pretend 😏

Naomi: Be whining yourself

Freddy: 😒😒

Naomi: It's late sha! I need to sleep.

Freddy: Okay! Dream of me, Cupcake 😉

Naomi: If I dream of you, don't you know it is like a nightmare!

Freddy: Cupcake, you have broken my heart 😭😭

Naomi: Pele! No vex! 🤣🤣 Good night!

Freddy: Night night!😘😘

     ~~~Author's note~~~

What's up, my people? I hope you are good?

Thanks for reading.