(this is first story hope you all love it.......it's for you my bro! aarya_94)

Characters- main lead-
Bhuvan bam- age- 25. leaves- Delhi. family- sister, mother and father. Job- famous youtuber. Personality- hot, handsome, sometimes an idiot, love to act and passionate about music. Biggest Workaholic!!!

Shrawani bam- age- 24.
Leaves- Delhi. Family- brother (bhuvan), mother, father and best friend. Job- bhuvan general manager (manager assistant), famous song director. Personality- cute, dumb, idiot, smart, addicted to music and imotional + imotional actor. Like brother like sister Workaholic!

Aarya keskar (aarya_94)- age- 24. Leaves- Delhi. Family- mother and best friend (shrawani). Job- searching for, before this use to work as librarian. Personality-  hot!!!!, beautiful, charming, no comparing 😌 all rounder. Best at acting and dancing!......

Rohit raj- age- 26. Leaves- Delhi. Family- mother, father best friend (bhuvan). Job- bhuvan's manager, c.e.o of Raj group of event management. Personality- handsome, bubble, sleepy head, Workaholic.......and idiot!

........ let's start with backchodi bancho! ........

Bhuvan's p.o.v
Good morning mr. Bam!!!! Ahh! So beautiful day!

Bhuvan got out of his bed as he held his phone in hands..... it's habit of him to check the phone first when he gets up. It was 12:49 of noon. He remembered how last night they were playing games and he slept late......he did his morning routine and came out of bathroom as he saw Rohit sitting on my bed holding a box and a basket of...... chocolates? in his hand while scrolling through his phone

Bhuvan: are! Rohit!? Tu yaha itni subha subha?.....kahi aunty ne ghar se bahar tho nahi nikal na? 🤣

Rohit: padharo maharj! Itni jaldi uth gaye aap? Kya jarurat thi.....or so jate 😑!?

Bhuvan: bhok jaldi, kya kam hai😑!?

Rohit: aapki maharani ji abhi tak nahi padhari!?

Bhuvan: usska kya kaam hai?

Rohit: are kab se soi hai- ek min.......don't tell me tu bhul gaya!?

Rohit realised bhuvan forgot what was today and bhuvan widened his eyes at his statement and gulp hard as he said.

Bhuvan: ka-kay hai....aaj?

Rohit: 🤦🏻‍♀️ Abe chutiye! Aaj tari bahen ka birthday hai!!!!

Bhuvan: kya!!!!???? Aaj?......aaj 4 Tarik hai!? Ooohhhhh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! I'm so sorry! Main thodi der keliye bhul gaya!

Rohit: wah!🙌👏👏, Bhuvan! Tare jesa Bhai nahi dekha Aaj tak😑👏👏!.....koi gift laya hai usske liye!?

Bhuvan nodded his head in no as the door burst open showing bhuvan's mother coming in.

B/m: yeh kyu koi gift layega usske liye! Busy jo raheta hai din bar! Or raat ko games! Aapni choti bahen ko gift nahi la sakta!

B/m said while holding Bhuvan's ears, as he jumped in pain.

Bhuvan: ahhh!!! Aai! Sorry na! Main Suchi bhul gaya!.....or aab....aab muze suchi bura lag raha hai!

Bhuvan said as he lowered his head in guilty.

B/m: pata tha muze....aab yeh pakad or usse de!

B/m handed him a box wrapped in paper. Bhuvan shaked it near his ear and said.

Bhuvan: kya hai iss main!? 🤩

B/m: hehe! Pandent hai! Jake use de pasand ayega use!.....Jaa usske room main, so rahi hai vo......aur jara pyaar se uthiyo or aache se wish kariyo! Agar muze usske chilane ki avaj ayi!-

Rohit: are aunty maat tension lo! Main hu na!

B/m: hmm! Tu hai issi liye tho dar lag raha hai! Pata nahi kahi mari bachi ki jaan he na lelo dono milke! Jao aab!

Bhuvan and Rohit: ha-haan!

They went to shrawani's room as they wake her up by screaming in her ears.

Bhuvan: shrawani....~

He said in most sweet and lowest voice while caressing her hairs.

Rohit and bhuvan: happy birthday bitch!!!!

They both screamed as she sat straight up on bed! And looked around to see who was the motherfucker. She saw bhuvan and Rohit sitting on corner of her bed while pulling her blanket and placing cake in her lap's. She blankly looked at bhuvan who was trying to click morning selfie with her.

Bhuvan: are aab haas bhi de thoda sa! Birthday hai Aaj tera!

Rohit: bhuvan!......i don't think yeh good morning wala plan aacha tha!

Rohit said as he saw her blinking her eyes and looking confused as hell......... actually confused on her own life🤣🤣. Bhuvan held shrawani's sholder as shook her. She came back to reality as she got angry on them to wake her up from her sleep. She was going to scream but bhuvan placed chocolate in her mouth before she could say anything.

Bhuvan: please chilana maat! Aai marun takel! (Aai maar dalegi)

Shrawani: he konti padhat aste! Jhopetun uthvay chi!?
(Yeh konsa tarika hota hai! Neend main se jagane ka!?)

Bhuvan: sorry......are but happy birthday yaar!

Shrawani: thanks a lot 😑✊✊!

Rohit: chalo cake cut karte hai!

Shrawani: yeeeeyyyyy!

She took the cake and knife near her and every one started singing happy birthday. She finished cake cutting as she feed cake to bhuvan and then Rohit.

Rohit: happy birthday! Shorty!

Shrawani: aye!!! How dare you!

She started tickling Rohit as he fall on bed. That's when bhuvan got a call from his co-actor miss aarya parik

(Aarya parik is different and aarya keskar is different aarya keskar is main lead)

On call....

Bhuvan: hello!

Aarya: umm! Ohh! Hi baby! Please kya aaj tum muzhe pick up karne aaoge airport pe!?

Bhuvan: ssshhh! Chilao maat! Or main tumhara bf nahi hu!

Aarya: aww! Baby daar gaya.......kahi koi sun na le hahahah!

Bhuvan: dekho aaj shrawani ka birth-

Aarya: ohh! Great! So you are coming!...time 3:45 at gate no. 4! Waiting for you baby! Bye!!!

Call end....

Bhuvan turn around as he saw shrawani standing behind him looking at him full angry. She folded her hands on her chest and said.

Shrawani: Rohit!!! Aaj avangers ke new movie ki 2:30 ki booking karde! Or haan! Mare pyaare bade BHAIYA! aap mere sath arahe ho!

Bhuvan: yaar! Shrawu! Samhaj Lena!....tuze pata hai vo ladki Kasi hai, bas iss bar keliye maaf karde!?

Bhuvan said while keeping his hands on her shoulder.

Shrawani: aap kyu maafi maang rahe ho!?......sab usska kiya dhara hai! Vo yeh sab intentionally karti hai! Har bar aapko jab mere sath time spend karna hota hai, tab sali rabbit jump leke bich main aajati hai!

Rohit: it's okay shrawani! Main ajata hu tere sath!

Shrawani: kyu aap mare Bhai ho!?

Rohit: na-nahi💀👐😳.......par....chod na jane de vo ladki pagal hai, tu kyu ussko bol bol ke pagal ban rahi hai!?

Shrawani: .....chod na! Yahi word ne isski jindagi kharab ki hai! Yahi bolke usse aapna co-actor banaya....yahi bol ke aaj tak usski uss chudail ka chehra tak nahi dekha issne!

Shrawani said point at bhuvan's nose.

Rohit: 😱tune abhi tak usska chehera tak nahi dekha!? Kase bani vo tari co-actor!???? Or vo kese tuzpe itna haak jata rahi hai!?

Bhuvan: pata nahi........ But usske bare main itna tho suna hai ki bohot badsurat hai sirf make-up se aachi dikhti hai......

Shrawani: ugh!!! Bas bhuvan! Aaj 6:30 main tare liye tari new co-actor ko tare cabin main bhaj dungi! Fir tu choose karna! Vo aarya ko rakha hai yah nahi!

Rohit: movie ka ky-

Shrawani: bhaad main jaye vo movie!!! Sala subha subha Mera mood karab hogaya!

Bhuvan: aacha.....chal tare mood thik karte hai, let's open gifts!!!!

Shrawani: 💀halo!!!!

She opened the gifts bhuvan gave her beautiful necklace and Rohit brought chocolates.

Bhuvan: kesa hai!?

He said while giving tooth smile 😁.

Shrawani: bohot cute!.......pata hai yeh muze pichle mahine se chahiye tha!......love you!

She said as she side hugged bhuvan......

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Time pass...4:30
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On call with aarya keskar

Shrawani: hello! Haan aarya! Sunn na! Star-way cafe main mill.....

Aarya (aarya keskar): kyu!?

Shrawani: tare liye ek kaam hai!

Aarya: thik.....hai🤨!

Call end.....

Shrawani stepped inside cafe as she saw aarya sitting on table near window. She got near her.

Shrawani: hey!!! Tu bina kuch kiye itni sundar kese lagti hai yaar!?

Aarya: haw! Akeli ladki dekh ke line maar rahi hai bancho🤯!?

Shrawani: ladka hoti tho tuze pata nahi leti!?

Aarya: rahen de!....beta tuzse na hopayega!......vase, happy birthday! Fir se ek bar tu sirf age main badi hogayi....akal abhi bhi vasi he hai🤣🤣😌!

Shrawani: .....shut up😑!

Aarya: and bend over aye!....🤣🤣👏👏.

Shrawani: bas karja meri maa!!!

Aarya: haan.....hehe...bol aab kya hua.....kyu bulaya?

Shrawani: i got a perfect paid job for you!

Aarya: aab yeh kaha se dhud ke liyi.....yeh chod kya kaam karna hai?

Shrawani: kuch nahi bas thodi aachi acting or job offer ko haan bolne ki taklif!

Aarya: bata naaa!

Shrawani: mera bhai, bhuvan ek short film main kam karne wala hai main lead....usski co-actor banegi?

Aarya: but usski female lead tho pahele se he finale ho chuki hai na? Usska kya?

Shrawani: usski chinta tu maat kar..... Usse tho maine pahele he thikane laga diya hai😌💀🙃🤝😏!

Aarya: kya Kiya tune!!!? 😱🤨

Shrawani: kuch nahi....bas usse usske ghar vapas bhaj Diya!

Aarya:.....bhai tera kuch nahi ho sakta! Or main yeh kaam nahi kar rahi!

Shrawani: please!!!!

Aarya: Naa! Nahi! No!

Shrawani: *puppy eyes* please!!!

Aarya: noi!

Shrawani: aab bramha-astar use karna he hoga!.....tuze aunty ki kasm! Please!?

Aarya: ayeeeee! Yeh na insafi hai!

Shrawani: everything's fair in love and war! And baby, this is world war!......boom! 😱🙌🤣

Aarya: hogaya😑!?

Shrawani: aham* aham* haan! Tho aaj sham 6:30 ko mare ghar! Okay!?

Aarya: but tera bhai ke samne bolungi kya?
......main shrawani ki friend hu, main yaha interview Dene ayi hu!?

Shrawani: are maine use kabhi tare bare main nahi bataya issliye, vo tuze nahi pehechanta tho tuze bas jake bolna hai ki maine (shrawani ne) tuze (aarya ko) yaha bheja hai interview ke liye.... let's see kya keheta hai

Aarya: risk hai!

Shrawani: risk hai tho Ishq hai!

Aarya: 🤦🏻‍♀️yeh ladki pagal hai! Please Chutiye giri band karde!!!

Shrawani: kabhi nahi...

............ backchodi khatam ............

Hey yo! Bas yehi tha first chapter! Hope everyone likes it!!!!

Kal ocean of lies ka update kar dungi! Padhna jarur!

bye!.....