Jonathan

"Uhh..." I looked at all the gifts and then back at Evan. He had a new posture. Instead of slugged over with his hands swinging, or straight up with his arms crossed, he was now straight up with his arms around his belly area, almost like he was holding it up.

I smiled and looked at the gifts again. I've opened gifts for Christmas, Easter, and Birthdays, but I have never, or even thought of, opeing baby shower presents.

My sight was taken from the gifts when Evan started giggling. His beautiful, brown eyes met my blue ones. I finally realized he was staring at me. "What?"

"You look like a fucking kid before Christmas." He chuckled again, oh the noise.

"Well then, let's open them!" I squealed. Evan let out another chuckle.

After arguing and hitching we finally decided who's gift we wanted to open first, and which one we were saving for last.

"David, which one is your's?"

"Well, Lui and I actually bought it together!" The Irish man chuckled.

"It's the neon green one!" Lui squeaked.

I gave Evan a "Dywane 'The Rock' Johnson" eye roll and picked up the gift. "So, is it just for Evan or the both of us?" I asked the new vampyres. They both held in laughs, "Just Evan."

I handed the gift to Evan. He gave me a worried look and then started tearing open the paper.

His eyes filled with tears and his face went red. "Evan! What's wrong?" I panicked and everyone moved towards him.

As soon as everyone was around him he bursted out laughing. We all stepped back, confused.

"L-look what t-the sh-shitheads got m-me!" His face was a bright red and he had a huge smile across his face. He then pulled a long tube with a suction cup attached to it. I lost it when I finally realized what it was.

"A breast pump?!" My gut hurt from laughing so hard. Evan nodded and handed it to me. "What the fuck do I need it for?!" I said between laughs.

Everyone had lost it, this was definitely something we'd never forget.

Narrator

The soon-to-be fathers continued opening their gifts, one by one they all either laughed or happily cried.

Jon and Evan knew their friends and family were going to be there with them, for them.

The party continued as Tyler started a karaoke war, Jon was definitely not going to let this piggy win to him.

"Yo bitch, I'll join this war." The clown snapped.

"You sure? The 80s isn't big enough for two classic kings." Tyler stated, crossing his arms.

Jon nodded, "Alright Wildcat, you best be ready to pack your things." Jon snapped at the human, using part of his gamer tag as a nickname.

"Ha! You're very funny, DELIRIOUS!" The human snapped back.

Everyone watched in awe, Evan, Susan, Brian, Luce and Brock rooting for Jon. Agnetha, Marcel, Lui, David and of course Craig, from up above, were all rooting for Tyler.

"So, who chooses the song?" Jon asked.

"Rock, paper, scissors." Wildcat smirked.

Both Delirious and Wildcat stook out their fists. "Best of three." Tyler demanded. Jon nodded.

"Rock

Paper

Scissors!"

Jon held out a rock. Tyler holding scissors. "SHIT!" The pig cursed.

"Rock

Paper

Scissors!"

Jon held out rock again, but Tyler held out paper. "Fuuaaauuck." The clown whined.

"Okay ladies, last one counts." Brian stated.

"Rock

Paper

Scissors!!!"

Jon held out scissors and Tyler unfortunately, held out paper. "Fucking bull shit!" The human snapped as the red vampyre snickered.

"Well, what the hell do you wanna sing? It has to be 80s though." Tyler grumbled.

Jon shared a gaze with his boyfriend. A huge smile came across his face as the song popped into his head.

"Love In an Elevator, by Aerosmith." A smirk came across the clown's face.

It was pretty ironic, Tyler was dressed up as the one and only, Steven Tyler.

Tyler sighed as he picked another record off the DJ board. He gave Jon the other microphone, and gave him a death glare, "You best be ready boy." The pig laughed as the son started.

Jon started off fast, not missing a beat, and singing the chorus.

(Jon)

Workin' like a dog fo de boss man (oh)
Workin' for de company (oh yeah)
I'm bettin' on the dice I'm tossin' (oh)
I'm gonna have a fantasy (oh yeah)

(Tyler)

But where am I gonna look?
They tell me that love is blind
I really need a girl like an open book
To read between the lines

(Both)

Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm goin' down
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up 'til I hit the ground

(Tyler)

Jacki's in the elevator (oh)
Lingerie second floor (oh yeah)
She said can I see you later (oh)
And love you just a little more? (oh yeah)

(Jon) *winking at Evan*

I kinda hope we get stuck
Nobody gets out alive
She said I'll show ya how to fax in the mail room
Honey and have you home by five

(Both)

Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm goin' down
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up 'til I hit the ground

In the air, in the air, honey one more time not, it ain't fair
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up when I'm goin' down

Love in an
Elevator
Goin' down

Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm goin' down
Love in an elevator
Livin' it up 'til I hit the ground

(Jon)

Gonna be a penthouse pauper (oh)
Gonna be a millionaire (oh yeah)
I'm gonna be a real fast talker (oh)
And have me a love affair (oh yeah)

(Tyler)

Gotta get my timin' right (oh)
It's a test that I gotta pass (oh yeah)
I'll chase you all the way to the stairway honey (oh)
Kiss your sassafras

(Both)

Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up when I'm goin' down
Love in an elevator
Livin' it up 'til I hit the ground

Do you care?
Do you care?
Honey one more time now it ain't fair
Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm goin' down
Do you care?
Do you care
Honey one more time now it ain't fair
Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm goin' down
In the air
In the air
Honey one more, one more, one more
Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm goin' down
In the air
In the air
Honey one more, one more, one more
Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm goin' down
In the air
In the air
Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm goin' down
In the air
In the air
In the air
In the air
Love in an elevator
Living it up when I'm going down

Jon drops his mic and crosses his arms, smirking at the red faced Tyler. "So? Who wins?" The clown chuckles.

Brian steps in between the two. "All for Tyler say I!" Nothing but crickets. "COME ON! I'M EVEN DRESSED LIKE THE FUCKING LEAD SINGER!" Brian laughed and held up Jon's arm, "All for Jon say I!"

"I!" Everyone said together.

Through the rest of the party it was just as great, a few drunks here and there but it really made Evan and Jon happy. Almost making both of them forget that Evan's hour glass was slowly running out of sand.

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I'M BACK FROM VIRGINIA YE SEE! It was a very beautiful experience, and probably way better than Pennsylvania, other than the unsweetened tea. XD