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HOLY SH*T THATS A LOT OF BLOOD!!! OHA Minisode 2!

The following was written by @Omni_verse

(Oji's note: Let's strangle him after this ^^)

Present Mic: "WELL IT SEEMS THAT THIS ROUND IS OVER!!! WE WILL BE BACK IN 30 MINUTES TO SHOW THE MATCHUPS!!!!!!!!"


Honest: "Hey where did the girls go?"


Gen: "I think they said something about needing to change."


Carson: "What is that supposed to mean?"


Griffin: "I don't know and I don't want to know."


Ben: "Fair enough."


Haruki: *Blushing* "Um guys?"


King: "Hm?"


Ben: "What is it?"


Haruki: "Look...."

*Haruki points to the girls who are on the field in cheerleader outfits*


Ben: *King the Fairy King Nosebleed* ^BENJAMIN STOP IT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HOLY STOP THINKING OF OJI LIKE THAT!!!^ *mutter* "I'm gonna need some Holy Water after this."


Haruki: *moved to a fetal position and is blushing heavily with a little blood coming out of his nose because he saw Petal* ^WHAT THOUGHTS ARE THESE!!!!!!^


Honest: *Sees Tamara and falls over with blood squirting out of his nose* "Somebody tie me up I feel sexual animal urges!" ^Why does that costume and her ears and tail make her look so cute!!!"


Carson: *Sees Dev and blood squirts on the book he was reading* "MY BOOK!"


King: *Stares at Mary for a sec then falls back with blood violently squirting out of his nose* "Looks like I lived up to my name."


(Look up 7DS King nosebleeds and you'll see the reference I'm making here.)


Griffin: *Sees Cherry and stretches into a pile of rubber that's totally red.* "HALP MEEEEE!"


Sessha: *flops over and starts making unintelligible sounds once he sees Boo* "So cute...."


*Meanwhile At the 2-A Stands all the girls are looking at Mineta and Kaminari with fire in their eyes.*


Momo: "YOU TWO DID IT AGAIN!"


Jirou: "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT AGAIN!?!? AND TO THE NOOBIES NO LESS!!!"


Mineta: "HEY WAIT WE DIDN'T DO THAT THIS TIME!"


Kaminari: "YEAH HONEST! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE US!"


Ochako: "WELL IF IT WASN'T YOU TWO THEN WHO!?"


*With the girls on the field Oji is shaking Delaria*


Oji: "YOU SAID THESE WERE FOR A SPECIAL HALFTIME SHOW!!! WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO US!?!?"


Delaria: "Wanted to impress Mineta. Also I wanted to see the boys all have nosebleeds."


Tamara: "THAT IS NOT A GOOD REASON FOR YOU TO EMBARRASS US ON LIVE TV!!!"


Boo: "I Honestly kinda like it."


Petal: "HOW CAN YOU LIKE THIS! ALL THE BOYS ARE LOOKING AT US!"


Mary: "We are so gonna be drawn in Rule 34 art."


Lily: "DON'T SAY THAT!!!"


Mary: "What? You know it's true."


Cherry: "THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT!!!"


Present Mic: "LOOKS LIKE 1-A IS DOING WHAT 2-A DID LAST YEAR!!!"


Lily: "I'm poisoning him after this."


Rest of the girls: "Agreed."


*Back with the boys*


Recovery Girl: "GET THEM TO MY OFFICE NOW THEY ARE LOSING LOTS OF BLOOD!!!"


*Heroes are trying to carry the 1-A boys and Sessha to the Infirmary*


Kamui Woods: *Trying to carry Griffin* "WHY IS THIS CHILD SO STRETCHY!!!"


Ryukyu: *Trying to carry Sessha* "WHY IS HE HOT ENOUGH TO GET THROUGH MY SKIN!!!"


Hawks: *Trying to carry Honest* "THIS KID IS RANDOMLY TURNING INTO ANIMALS!!! HELP!!!"


All Might: *Trying to carry Ben* "HOW IS THIS KID LOSING SO MUCH BLOOD!!! HE LOST LIKE A GALLON ALREADY!! HE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALIVE STILL!!!!"


(Well neither should you All Might)


Death Arms: *Trying to carry Carson* "HE PASSED OUT AND NOW I CAN'T LIFT HIM!!!"


Backdraft: *Trying to carry King* "WHY IS THIS CHILD BLEEDING SO MUCH!!!!!"


Endeavor: *Trying to carry Haruki* "WHY IS THIS KID PRODUCING BLACK HOLES!!!!!!!!"


Recovery Girl: "JUST GET THEM TO MY OFFICE!!!!!!"


Ben: "Are we gonna die?"


Haruki: "Probably."


Well that's all for today! I managed to make this one bigger than my last Minisode. With that being said HAVE A GREAT DAY EXTRANET AND MULTIDIMENSIONAL TRAVELERS!!!









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