I have alot of things to say

First i want to say

HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE 4TH ALBUM OMG AND THEY LOOK EVEN HOTTER AND THEY ARE CALLING IT FOUR BECAUSE ITS THEIR 4 ONE AND IT BEEN 4 YEARS AND

because I only have $4 left...

AND FIREPROOF

*SQUEALS*

WHAT EVEN

I SWEAR WHEN I SAW IT I CLICKED IT AND I WAS SCREAMING AND MY DAD HES LIKE DID ONE DIRECTION DIE YET

AND IM LIKE NO EVEN BETTER

THEY HAVE A 4TH ALBUM

*SCREAMS*

AND MY DADS LIKE OH GOD NOT AGAIN PLEASE NO.

IM LIKE HAHA DAD REMEMBER THAT DAY I WAS LISTENING TO ONE DIRECTION MUSIC IN THE CAR AND THE RADIO TURNED OFF AND YOU SAID MAYBE ITS FATE SAYING YOU SHOULD STOP LISTENING TO ONE DIRECTION?

WELL THIS IS FATE SAYING ONE DIRECTION SHOULD CONTINUE AND I SHOULD KEEP LISTENING TO THEIR MUSIC AND THEY ARE HOTTER THAN CHU

HES LIKE HOW DOES FATE DO THAT THEY ARE NOT HOTTER THAN ME.

IM LIKE YA CAUSE THEY KILLED ABOUT 500000000 FANGIRLS JUST BY HAVING THEM LOOK AT THE COVER.

AND WITH YOU?...

WELL YOU MADE US DIE...

BY THE UGLYNESS.

YA IM MEAN

BUT THATS A GIRL WHEN THEIR FATHER MAKES FUN IM ONE DIRECTION RIGHT?

....

Right?

Also im dedicating this chapter to Sacrifice01 because she said she loved this book and she wants me to update so imma be a kind bug and do it and ily too gurl

She deserves a follow from my little buddy paris101__ and me and maybe even SnowingStyles who is Denise in rl.

So heres scene 5 and we are on the last day of the zombie apocalypse...

LETS DO THIS

Scene 5

Perrie: -and now he won't be able to eat or walk correctly and that's bad for him and then i mean look at him what have you done its all your fault he can't walk or eat-

G: OH MEH GAWD SHUT.UP. I GET IT. WE HEARD YOU THE PAST 40 MINUTES COMPLAINING WE GET IT BARBIE

Perrie: *gasp* I AM NOT BARBIE-

D: Quit trying to fight with her because it's not going to work.

Sophia: So let me get this straight...

*points at Toni* Your the hot pocket lover

*points at Joshua* Your the selfie fan

*Points at Sebastian* Your the lover of Denise

*Points at Denise* Your the best friend of Gabby, and you have a huge crush on Calum but you are the secret lover of Sebastian and hater on Paola.

*Points at Paola* Your the crazy freak who stalks and loves Sebastian

*Points at Gabby* And your the crazy chocoholicstalker of Perrie's boyfriend?

G: NO.

Liam: I dont see where she went wrong there.

G: IM NOT A STALKER OF HER BOYFRIEND.

Harry: Wait what?

G: (Im the stalker of my future husband but shh no one needs to know that)

Her boyfriend is Ken the barbie boy version doll.

J: *is taking selfies of the zombies and tweeting it on twitter*

T: *Is eating a hot pocket of course*

Perrie: WHAT DID I TELL YOU-

Louis: OH MY GoD StaWhP YOU NO BARBIE SHE SAYS YOU BARBIE NOW HUSH CHILD THE QUEEN IS TRYING TO FEED THE ZOMBIE HERE *Does 'here comes the the (September 11th-) airplane' thing with apple sauce to Zayn who's giving him the best straight zombie face ever*

Niall: *Takes a peice of Toni's hot pocket and eats it*

T: HEY THAT WAS MINE

Niall: Not anymore.

*Toni is chasing Niall like a mad men with a meterstick while Niall runs like a crazy mad men with Toni's hot pocket in his mouth*

Perrie: LOOK AT HIM DO YOU EXPECT US TO GET MARRIED WHEN HE'S LIKE THIS-

G: YOU JUST GOT ENGAGED TODAY DARLING CALM THE F DOWN AND I WOULD MARRY HIM EITHER WAY-

T: GIVE ME MY HOT POCKET YOU EVIL WITCH-

Niall: OVER HARRY'S DEAD BODY-

Harry: MY BODY IS TOO SEXY TO GO AND DIE TOO SEXY TO GO AND DIE-

Liam: You want to play flappy bird babe?-

Sophia: No because i can never get that damn bird to flap it's arse in the tube-

Zayn: Grmphththf (zombie muffles)

Louis: AWWW I WISH I WAS HAZEL GRACE SO I COULD HAVE MY AUGUSTUS WATERS- HARRY WHY CANT YOU DO THIS TO ME-

J: *Click* *click* Smile super Zs! (cause zombie wasnt cool enough for him) NO WHY ARE YOU DROOLING RED LIQUID FROM YOUR MOUTH YOU BOLD FATTY YOUR SUPPOSE TO SMILE OR SHOW YOUR YELLOW TEETH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU-

S: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLLLL

D: *is fuming with anger*

EVERYONE SHUT UP

*Everyone stops what they are doing and turns to look at Denise*

D: Now can we please just take a deep breath and sniff the beautiful sunflowers with a shiny sun *thunderstorms outside* and enjoy peace pl-

*doorbell rings*

J: OO visitors! *squeals like all of us fangirls of one direction when we heard fireproof*

J: *Opens door* *screams really loud like a scream if you ever meet one direction*

(this was @Sacrifice01 idea so yup!)

Person at door: Why hello there may i come in before these creatures eat my refreshing flesh?

(that sounded so creepy AHAHAHA its like the queen of england when she asks for tea)

J: OMIGOSH

ITS MEGAN FOX EEEPPP

Megan: Why hello there. *winks at Sebastian*

D: What the actual... shes like 40 *is secretly jelly but we all know that*

Calum: Dont worry babe-

D: *smacks Calum with meterstick and he knocks out*

Sebastian: Wh-ugh-um-oh-me?-wh-h-hi.

Paola: Grhhpmt

G: I thought we kicked you out *kicks Paola out of house and locks door*

Megan: What's your name big boy?

(im laughing im sorry i cant i just damn i need a life btw her name's not April or May or June or- you get the point)

Sebastian: Wh-ugh- I-im s-sebastian.

D: Ya and no one cares now leave.

G: And this is gold.

Perrie: Ooh Zayniepoo *kisses zayn even though he's trying to bite her*

G: And the gold scene is ruined for me.

Megan: Im megan. *Is twirling hair in hand*

Sebastian: Y-ya your M-megan Fox.

TV NEWS: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE OVER.

*Snaps finger*

*All zombies turns into humans and a ray of sunshine appears*

G: Finally that's over.

Perrie: Oh Zayn your back to the hot self! *kisses him like a maniac*

G: *smirks*

*Grabs rolling pin*

*grabs shovel*

*grabs hammer with Paola's hatred headsmash*

Now just time for a little fun.

~

I was laughing at what i did i mean

i should be a comedian.

So i was talking to my mom and like im proud.

here's our convo.

M= mom

g-gabby

m:How was school monkey?

G: IM STUCK IN THE BUS HELP MAMA

M: Calm down you dont get home from that bus until 5

G: But im hubgry and i wanna blog on the computer.

M: Gabby P-A-T-I-E-N-C-E. all kids learn this.

G: BUT ITS WORTH TOO MUCH PAIN.

HEY GET IT

PAtIeNce? Pain in patience?

M: Wow you should be a lawyer.

G: I know I look up to it.

M: And I look up to becoming a directioner.

G: DREAMS DO COME TRUE

M: Damn you Walt Disney.

~

ya so my mom is the special bug

ANYWAYS NEXT UPDATE IDK WHEN CAUSE IM LEAVIN GOT NAPLES THIS WEEKEND AND NEXT WEEKEND IM LEAVING ON A CRUISE YAYYY

OKAY IMMA PUBLISH CAUSE DENISE IS TEXTING ME LIKE CRAZY TO UPDATE

BAIII

OH AND ON THE SIDE IS LILY COLLINS WHO PLAYS DENISE

question of the chapter:

Whats your otp or ship?

*Sebasani(dassani and sebastian)

*Seboni (Toni and Sebastian)

*Zerrie (we all know this LOL zayn and Perrie)

*Zabby ( zayn and gabby which i totally ship)

*Dalum (Calum and Dassani/Denise)

*Dabby (Denise and Gabby)

*Pastasian (Paola and Sebastian)

or one of our new ones you might soon fear

*Poni (no not the pony pony i mean Paola and Toni because they both ponies)

~Gabby