Okay so this is freaky..

I'm trying to type while doing the kool aid hair dye...

jesus im so weird.

anyways so Denise was telling me i keep mixing up her name.

Her real name is Dassani but she prefers Denise instead so if i say Dassani and Denise mind my french.

Oh yeah so my brother he used to call me shorty cause he's the tallest one in my family and im just short (but taller than my 20 year old sister xD) And he has a girlfriend and she came over...AND he called her shorty...

*sobs*

Relationships sucks.

This is why im not getting married.

Cause what if i call my other child squirrel instead of the first one?

#scary

So heres scene2.

PREVIOUSLY

*Gabby sees 5 guys with beanies and hoodies sitting in the booth next to them.*

...

...

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G: OMG ITS ONE DIRECTION

S: The gay boyband?

G: *Throws chair at Sebastian's face*

G: They.aren't.gay. *whispers 'of course they are gay it's larry*

D:LARRY LARRY LARRY LARRY LARRY LARRY LARRY LARRY LARRY (as you can see she is a larry shipper) :P

*Five boys look up at teenager who is staring at them wide eye and a chocolate bar in her hand*

Harry: *Chuckles* (breathes in breathes out) hello love you a fan?

D: No she's not a fan i mean she can't be it's not like she just screamed your name and put snickerdoodle in the same sentence in a restaurant. *sarcasm*

P: That meat sure had hit you hard.

J: Yeah like sebastian's.

Zayn: You want a picture or autograph love?

G: i-IT'S z-AYN MALIK....

Zayn: Yeah that's me.

G: No but can i keep you instead?

*One direction boys laugh*

D: They gonna be regretting laughing in......

G: I wasn't joking.

T J D P and S: ...Now.

G: *Grabs human body bags from pockets*

*attacks Zayn*

Zayn: GET THIS GIRL OFF ME PAUL!

(Just wanted to say that Paul is the bomb.com okay thank you for your time.)

Paul: *Is trying to get girl off Zayn*

G: *Kicks Paul in the ouch area* MINE.

D: Allow me.

GABRIELLA ------ (i am not saying my last name) GET OVER HERE BEFORE I COUNT TO THREE.

G: *Slowly turns head to Denise*

D: ONE.

G: *looks back and force between Zayn and Denise*

D: TWO.

G: fine. *climbs off of Zayn*

Zayn: Thanks for helping me lads. -_-

Louis: *is recording everything while snickering*

*And now 5sos comes in :D*

D: *Looks at bathroom door to see her future husband walking out*

D: CALUM.

J: And all hell brakes loose.

D: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Calum: *Looks at girl in shock*

*smiles*

Luke: *comes out of nowhere* Im guessing you 2 are fans?

Michael: Shut up Luke of course they are

G: Well we are fans like your fans not fans-fans that blow air.

D: *Facepalm*

T: Why hasn't my hot pocket came yet.

Calum: You guys want to eat with us and the rest of us?

G: *Takes deep breathe in*

D: Gabby breathe with me. Deep breathe in and out.

G: *breathes in and- chokes and dies*

S: No thanks we're-

D and G: We would love to.

S: -__________-

G: One moment.

~5 minutes later~

(We are all at a table together bc 5sos and 1D are like brothers :3 )

Ashton: So......

*Sebastian is struggling with rope and duct tape on him, Joshua is taking selfies with the server, Calum is flirting with Denise, Paola been busy eating her pizza, Zayn is staring straight ahead trying to ignore the girl next to him *cough* gabby *cough* who is staring at him and daydreaming*

*oh and Toni is eating a hot pocket that he made with tape and pizza*

*yes he is eating the tape as well*

Calum: And then she just dumped me like that.

D: You poor thing! I would never do anything like that. *bats eyelashes*

S: *is saying not so kind stuff under his breath*

G: *sighs a love daydreaming sigh*

Z: *sighs a annoyed bored sigh*

Unknown voice: Sorry im late!

Everyone looks up

G: You.Have.Got.To.Be.Kidding.Me.

Z: *eyes light up* PERRIE!

*DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN*

Perrie: Oh didn't know we had company.

Perrie: Ello im Perrie, what's your names?

J: You want to take a selfie with me?

T: Can i have your hot pocket?

S: Mffmffmnn.

P: Let me eat my pizza in peace.

D: She's gonna break your head off.

G: .....0_0..........-__-.......

Perrie: *removes hand away* Okay then.... Hey Zayn!

*SNOG SNOG SNOG*

(I feel like a superstar okay wasn't that just amazing ^^^)

G: Must.not.be.tamed.

Server: Here is your dessert.

*chocolate chip cookies, cookie dough and chocolate chip cookie ice cream, oreos, nutella, hot fudge chocolate lava cake, chocolate fountain with a side of golden corral (hehe) pink star cookies and rice crispies and marshmellows AND strawberries, hot chocolate* and a carrot cake is placed in front of them*

Louis: CARROT CAKE!

(FETUS FETUSE FETUS FETUS FETUS FETUS FETUS FETUS FETUS FETUS )

D: MARSHMELLOWS.

Perrie: Ooo cookies! *reaches out to cookies*

G: *grabs cookies and hugs them to her chest* *growls at Perrie* Mine.

Perrie: 0-0...Okay I'll just get the lava cake then...

G: *Grabs chocolate lava cake and stuffs it in mouth* Oops. (#sorrynotsorry)

Perrie:....You know what im good not hungry anyways.

Z: Are you sure love? You can share my plate if you like?

G: -________- Grrrrr........

D: I would record this, but im busy on my own.

S: -_______- Grrr......

*AFTER EATING DESSERTS*

*The place has the chairs and tables flipped, food is everywhere, and there's chocolate footsteps leading to the ceiling.....

Where Gabby is hanging on the chandilier eating a chocolate bar*

*All the snooty guests left bc they thought we were crazy aha xD*

Liam: Is it safe to come out yet? *looks up from couch*

D: Well we should get going now, BYE!

C: I hope i'll get to see you again. *kisses Denise cheeks* (I CANT IM SORRY IM GETTING FEELS I SHIP THIS TOO HARD)

D: *blushes like crazy*

S:Well bye. *grabs Dassani and drags her out*

D: Wasnt that wonderful?

S: No.

T: I never got my hot pocket though...

J: I got 76 selfies yes!

G: No.

D: But you saw Zayn Malik?! How are you not happy?

G: *Shrugs* I dont know.....

J: I think we all know that it's the zerrie love-

G: NO. *Throws chocolate cake on Joshua's face*

J: YOU RUINED THE SELFIE PICTURE.

D: *Throws arm on Gabby's shoulder* Oh Gabby come down. I bet it's not even true love.

~

G: AHHHHHHH

*TV on news*

Reporter: Zayn Malik from one direction proposed* to perrie Edwards from little Mix! This is a sign of true love, best couple of the ye-

D: *Turnes TV off*

T:....

J:...

S:....

P:....

D:..... Go ahead....break it. *puts table in front of gabby*

G:.....

*Gabby rolls her eyes and whimpers, leaving room crying*

(im getting emotional geez if this was me someone would be murdered.)

T: H-how is that....

J: She didnt break it?

P: My face isn't in hell?

S: this makes no sense....

D: Gabby would have broken the table or something..i mean it's gabby....

S:....Then why didnt she?

D: *Gasp*

S P T and J: What?

D: SHES IN LOVE

~

Took you long enough to guess it-_-

anyways i don't want to make this to emotional cause it's not even really a book but eh i wanted to make it a little realistic.

Now please dont take this wrong

because perrie is a wonderful girl

and shes like my role model

shes not even mean here okay its just that Gabby doesnt like her because she loves zayn

but seriously zerrie is the best

AND REAL

IM SCREAMING FOR THOSE HATERS

AND IF YOU SAY EW OR NASTY TO PERRIE OR ZERRIE I WILL LIGHT YOU ON FIRE AND FEED YOU TO SHARKS.

Imma do a question of the day for every update for Denise and I to answer and your answer.

Question: (dont type your answer here put it in the next box) Who's your favorite ship(s) from 5sos and 1D?

your answer: _________

Gabby's answer: I love all really but i have to say my top favorite will always be Zerrie, Ziam and Neaf

Denise's answer: I love a whole bunch, but i say Cake and Larry

#neafisdasex

keep it trending people

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for Denise: Just put a little star by the underspace line if you edited this chapter and remove the star from the not edited. It will be easier.