BEFORE WE GET TO THE UPDATE
I AM NOT SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING OKAY.
I WAS BUSY...
SLEEPING.
EATING.
AND BLOGGING.
SO I MUST DO MY LIFE CYCLE OKAY.
ALSO DENISE AND I CAME UP WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF GOOD IDEAS FOR THE NEXT FEW UPDATES AND WE ARE ACTUALLY GETTING CLOSE TO THE END OF OFR.
ALSO WE GOT SOME NEWS.
ON THE 25 OF NOVEMBER
ITS A VERY VERY SPECIAL DAY
ITS....
*Drumroll*
GABBY'S BIRTHDAY
YAYAYAAYAYYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAAYAYAYAYAYYYAYAYAAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYY
ANYWAYS THE GIF GAVE ME LIFE AND IS PRETTY MUCH GABBY WITH ONE DIRECTION AND 5SOS SO I DECIDED TO DO THAT.
AND THIS CHAPTER IS DEDICATED TO GABBY'S COUSIN BECAUSE IDEK I JUST FELT LIKE IT. ALSO, WE ARE BASICALLY THROWING RANDOM CHAPTER IDEAS AT YOU ALL LOL
ENJOY
Scene 16
D: *Clears throat* Zayn what a pleasure for you to be joining us today. Please take a seat
Zayn: *looks at grey room that looks like an office with Denise, Tony, Joshua, Paola, and Sebastian sitting down* Guys what are you doing.

D: SIT.DOWN.

Zayn: *runs to the chair like hallelujah*

J: *Files papers and fixes his glasses*

S: As you can see we called a meeting with you to disscuss some important things.

P: So through the past days you have been having a lot of... contact with Gabby.

Zayn: Uh what's going on

T: *everyone looks at him for him to say his line but he's focus on eating his hot pocket*

D: *Smacks Tony's face with gummy bears*

T: w-WHA

D: As we were saying, do you ever plan on asking her out? you know like officially?

Zayn: Your asking me if I'm going to date my stalker?

Clearly you all need a head scan.

D: Whatever believe what you want. Anyways there are a few things you should know...

D: Gabby is very...

J: Creepy.

T: Mean.

P: Hurtful and painful.

S: Lunatic.

D: *Chuckles nervously* ON THE BRIGHT SIDE...

J: Pretty?

J: Uh...sassy and straight to the point?

T:Adorable.....yeah...adorable...

P: Truthful.

S: Lunatic.

*everyone glares at him but Zayn who is clearly confused*

S: What? She says she's proud.

Zayn: Guys seriously what's going on.

D: Lesbi-honest, if your willing to be with her...you got a lot to deal with.

S: She's capable of doing anything.

P: Like literally ANYTHING

J: And she will fight to get what she wants.

T: And she gets it either way.

Zayn: Okay? She can't be that bad...
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Paul (IT'S PAUL OMG GUYS): WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

Simon (IM SO SPECIAL): You heard me.

Modest! (ew): So your telling me that-

Liam: Somebody leaked the entire FOUR album.

*everyone looks at Gabby who happens to skip in the room purposely not looking at anyone while eating ice cream*

D: GABBY ------ GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW

G: *eyes go wide* Uh..H-hey guys what's up? Didn't see you there...

Simon: Gabby did you hack into Modest! system and leak the entire FOUR album?

G: *Gasp dramatically* what? me? psh no i would never!

P: Not again

Modest!: AGAIN?

G: Yeah again? It's not like I was the one who leaked out a few larry stylinson proof and the boys nudes.....

Zayn: THAT'S WHY I SAW SOMETHING IN MY BATHROOM

G: psh whaaa? Definitely not me. Well of I go bye! *Runs out of room*

D: *Grabs her ear* I don't think so...

G: NO HELP ME LET ME GO I MUST GO TO NARNIA

D: Someone is up for time out

*crosses arms*

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G: BUT-

D: I said, FACE THE CORNER

G: *pouts and turns to wall and bangs her head on it*

G: *Turns around for the 164846349333324 time* Bu-

D: YOU WILL NOT RECIEVER YOUR CHOCOLATE UNTIL YOU HAVE LEARNED YOUR LESSON

G: BUT I HAD LEARNED MY LESSON

D: Oh yeah? *brings out a Zayn by his hair in front of Gabby* Speak.

Zayn: *gulps* G-gabby you can't do stuff like that anymore.

G: *Gazes hard (like colder than Paola's heart)* Every breath you take, every move you make, every step you take,
I'll be watching you.

*Turns back around and faces wall*

Zayn: 0.0

S:See told you shes a lunatic

D: *Punches Sebastian's arm*

S: OWWIE

T: Ha! WIMP

D: *Punches Tony's arm*

T: OWWIE

J: Now we know you two are made for each other...

G: *Turns head for the millionth time*

D: What now Gabby?

G: I have to pee...

D: *sigh* make it quick

G: *Runs away* HA FREEDOM WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

All but G: NO GABBY COME BACK

~The Next Day~
D: *Is listening to "Heart upon our sleeve" by 5sos* I LOVE THIS SONG!

D: *wears flannel* WEVE BEEN THROUGH A THOUSAND HEARTBREAKS

D: *Puts on bandana* BUT YOU KNOW WE STILL BELIEVE

D: *HEAD BANGS* WE WEAR THE SAME SHIRTS AS OUR FATHERS

D: *KICKS CHAIR* AND OUR HEARTS UPON OUR SLEEVE

T: *BARGES THROUGH DOOR* WHATS GOING ON

D: *DANCES* NO STOPPING WHAT WEVE STARTED CAUSE THERES NO ONE WE CANT BEAT *Twirls drumsticks*

D: *Flings drumstick at dartboard* WE WEAR THE SAME SHIRTS AS OUR FATHERS

T: DENIS-

D: *THROWS TONY OUT THE WINDOW* AND OUR HEARTS UPON OUR SLEEVE

D: LADADA LADADA LADADADADA

G: *Grabs a pole*

G: *Smacks Denise so hard she gets amnesia*

~1 hour later~

D: *is sound asleep in her bed*

S: *Barges through the door* DE- aww *stares at Denise sleeping with a panda he gave her for her birthday, a month late*

S: *Gets megaphone* WAKE UP

D: WHO WHAT WERE WHY

S: WHERES TONY

D: I DONT KNOW

S: WOW U REALLY DID WAKE UP WITH AMNESIA, CALUM WOULD BE PROUD
-_-

D: WHY ARE WE SCREAMING

S: I DONT KNOW

G: WILL BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP

D: ARENT YOU SUPPOSE TO BE IN TIMEOUT

G: ARENT YOU SUPPOSE TO BE MAKING OUT WITH CALUM

D: .....

S: .....

G: .....

D: .....

G: .....

S: *Farts*

D: -_- disgusting

S: *dies of laughter*

G: Tony is in the hospital because Denise legit threw him out the window

D: Ehehe..Oops?

G: Hi...now anyways, he wont be out for another few days. In the meantime, i wish you luck Denise

S: -_- How dare you hurt my baby

D: Puh-leez, we all know you two aren't real

S: *gasp*

G: *gasp*

J: *gasp*

T: *in the hospital* *wakes up from a coma* *GASP*

P: YES! *runs away*

S: THATS IT! From now on, until Tony gets released from the hospital, you need to take his place

D: WHAT?

G: OOOOOO HOLD ON

G: *Grabs camera*

G: *Patiently waits for Debastian smut*

D: GABBY! -_-

S: GET OUT OF MY ROOM *kicks gabby out*

D: This is my room

S: Not until Tony is out of the hospital

D: Damn it! I DONT WANNA TAKE HIS PLACE

S: Please?

D: No

S: Please?

D: NO

S: Pl-

D: ALRIGHT JUST SHUT UP

D: But we aren't really gonna-

G: *Barges through door*

G: *Turns on camera* IM READY *is recording*

P: WHATS ALL THE RUKUS

S: WOULD YOU BOTH JUST LEAVE

G: FINE! THEN IM GOING TO CALL CALUM AND TELL HIM DENISE IS TAKEN

D: WHAT-

G: *Runs to Calum's house*

D: NO WAIT

~At Calum's House~

G: *Knocks on the door* OH CALUUUUM

Calum: Hey gabby, what brings you here?

G: Oh nothing, its just that denise is ta-

D: *Teleports*

D: *Knocks Gabby out*

Calum: WHAT THE

Zayn: WHY DID YOU DO THAT

D: *gives Gabby to Zayn* Here, have this.

Z: aWww shes so peaceful when shes asleep

Calum: Denise, what just happened?

D: Absolutely nothing ::::)

Calum: Alright, i have to go to band practice, do you and your friends want to come?

G: *WAKES UP* WILL THERE BE CHOCOLATE

D: YOU ARENT ALLOWED

G: YES I CAN

D: GABBY *eyes turn red*

G: 0___0 okay no i cant

D: We would love to go :3

~At band rehearsals~

*the boys are singing Mrs.All American*

Calum: *To Denise* I love that accent you have when you say hello

D: aww

Calum: You relocated to New York a month ago

D: Wait no i didn't

Luke: NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THE CHEMISTRY WE HAVE AND IT CAME OUTTA NOWHERE

P: *sighs* He's kinda cute...

S: *is incredibly jealous* are you two serious? These boys aren't even hot -_-

G: *thinks* hmm

G: *Light bulb flashes on her head*

G: HEY SEBASTIAN WANNA PLAY A GAME

S: I guess...?

G: OkaY so wear this *Puts on a blindfold on him*

G: walk 20 steps

S: alright...*walks directly into a closet*

G: *SHUTS DOOR* THATS WATCHU GET MR.JEALOUSY

Michael: Gabby...really?

G: Maybe

Michael: *highfives* good girl

G: Good girls are bad girls that haven't been caught

Ashton: But you have been caught

G: ...tru

J: *Is texting non stop* Im surrounded by idiots

P: wait..Denise..are you and Calum official?

D:...uh..well

Calum: We didn't really announce it *nervous laughter*

S: *BANGS ON THE DOOR* NO

Calum: Denise..ever since i met you at that restaurant that Gabby destroyed-

G: I can still smell the ashes from here

Calum: I knew you were right for me..will you be my girlfriend?

D: Yes! *hugs*

*AHEM*
BEFORE WE MOVE ON
ID LIKE TO SAY
IM LEGIT ABOUT TO SOB BC CALUM HOOD IS ADORABLE AND THESE ARE MY GOALS OKAY TIME FOR A ZABBY MOMENT YAY

J: *Is about to tear up*

T: *Sobs and eats hot pockets*
(LOL YES HES BACK FROM THE HOSPITAL YAY)

G: *Takes photo of Denise and Calum kissing*

G: *sends it to Zayn* THIS COULD BE US BUT YOU PLAYIN ZEN

Zayn: Don't worry love, one day that will be us, except a few minor changes of course...

G: 0.0 what do you mean?

Zayn: Well ill kiss you, except we will be at a church in front of friends and family and your last name will be changed to "malik"

G: ....

G: ............

G: ....................

~ One Hour Later~

Officer: So she just...died?

D: Pretty much
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IM JUST KIDDING I SWEAR BUT GABBY IS PROBABLY SCREAMING OF FEELS OKAY I HAVE NO MORE IDEAS FOR NOW LMFAO
WE ARE SO SORRY THAT WE HAVE NOT UPDATED FOR A WHILE, GABBY HAS DIED OF FEELS , AND TOLD ME TO UPDATE LOLOL
REMEMBER WE LOVE YOU!
BAIII
~Denise