TRIGGER WARNING:

This chapter contains polyamorous content, as well as mentions of voyeurism and threesome sex.

Reader discretion is advised.

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Jongin: Is it live already?

Kyungsoo: Where should I sit?

Luhan: Just sit beside Jongin on the couch facing the camera. I'll take the seat beside you two.

Kyungsoo: Okay.

Luhan: Ahem! Good evening, viewers! Can you hear me well?

Jongin: Do we start now?

Luhan: Yep! Wave at the camera.

Kyungsoo: Hi.

Luhan: Before we begin our live Q&A, I just wanna say thanks to both of my boyfriends for granting my request to be here on my Youtube livestream. Kyungsoo, Jongin, say hello to our viewers!

Jongin: Hi, everyone! Hope you're having a fantastic evening while watching us. I'm happy that Luhan's supporters are growing now. Please give him lots of love~

Kyungsoo: Hello.

Luhan: Did you guys have breakfast/lunch/dinner yet? We just had pork stew for dinner cooked by Kyungsoo.

Kyungsoo: Was it delicious?

Luhan: Of course~

Jongin: So are we like, doing an interview now?

Kyungsoo: I'm not prepared for this shit.

Luhan: Tonight, I invited Jongin and Kyungsoo here in my room to join us. We'll answer the TMI questions you guys are sending on Twitter. Just mention me and put the hashtag #AskLulu! We'll give you honest answers so that you can get to know us three better.

Jongin: Oh, I saw a comment asking where Sehun is.

Kyungsoo: Sehun is busy studying for his exams.

Luhan: Yeah... He won't be able to join our livestream tonight but he said he'll watch the replay.

Jongin: I'm actually nervous right now! I hope your followers won't ask us too difficult questions.

Kyungsoo: I'm only here because Luhan begged me to do it.

Luhan: Someone's also asking where Chanyeol and Baekhyun are.

Jongin: Those two are probably in their bedroom doing adult stuff~

Luhan: Ooooh, like?

Kyungsoo: Like playing rock-paper-scissors. Of course, they're having sex like crazy, what else?

Jongin: Hey! Is it okay for us to say that live!?

Kyungsoo: I'll say whatever I wanna say. Fuck everything.

Luhan: This is why I love you.

Kyungsoo: I love myself, too.

Luhan: Anyway. Should we start reading the questions now? Are you both ready?

Jongin: Bring it on!

Kyungsoo: I think I'm ready now.

Luhan: All right, I'll read the first tweet now! This is from @bambibaby and they asked us this question:

"Hi, guys! I'm a new follower and you immediately caught my attention! I'm still a newbie about your 3P so can you explain what it means? Thank you."

Kyungsoo: We're in a poly since we were like, 17 years old. This is consensual, meaning we all agreed upon this.

Luhan: What we have is called Polyfidelity or Polyfi because we can only love and have sex with each other and not with other people. We're faithful in this relationship.

Jongin: If it's just the three of us, it's called a throuple. But if Sehun's with us, you can call it Qmquad since there are four of us. Yeah, that's for real.

Luhan: It's so obvious, haha.

Jongin: It came from the combined words 'three' and 'couple'. Pfft, what? Those words exist, okay? I'm not making up stuff!

Kyungsoo: I wanna hit those people commenting ㅋㅋㅋㅋ on the comments section right now. We're all serious. This isn't a joke.

Luhan: Oh, just to add up. Kyungsoo and Jongin are already married. I'm their first and only boyfriend. Meanwhile, I have three boyfriends. Sehun's my main boyfriend, and Jongin and Kyungsoo are my second boyfriends! I have three wonderful people in my life.

Kyungsoo: You're too much loved, babe.

Jongin: He's so proud of it.

Luhan: I hope the first question is clear to everyone? The second question is from @_militarybois and they asked:

"How often do you guys have a threesome? I'm just curious, haha! I'm an IG follower of yours."

Luhan: Hmm. For the second question that's already too sexy~ Now that we're not so young anymore, we regularly do it like, once a month? Sometimes, we'd skip if one of us is busy. Also, before doing it, I'd ask Sehun for permission.

Kyungsoo: It could be on the 15th or 30th, so everybody already knows that at this day of the month, all of us have to be clear from plans since it's gonna be our lovemaking day. When Sehun consents to Luhan joining me and Jongin, then we three can do it.

Jongin: Yeah. And we also need to consider each other's schedules and health conditions before engaging into it. But way back in college though, we'd do it so often! Like twice or even thrice a week, and we wouldn't even care if we had class or part-time jobs the next day or which place we do it. That was pretty crazy.

Kyungsoo: Now that I remember what we did back then, I feel kind of embarrassed.

Luhan: We were like horny rabbits, oh my god. I loved it though, and I didn't regret doing it with you!

Jongin: Can I read the next question? It's from @mongyxtoben and they tweeted:

"Hello, Luhan oppa~ I'm a new subscriber and I watch your weekly vlogs! I hope you notice me! Do you and Jongin sleep with each other without Kyungsoo? What's Sehun's opinion about it?"

Luhan: To answer that question, Jongin and I have stopped sleeping together after he got married to Kyungsoo. But we still kiss, hug, and cuddle, and we also hang out with just the two of us.

Jongin: Yeah, Luhan would come to me and ask for a kiss then he'd leave after that. Few days later, he'd show me a screenshot of a shirt or shoes he wanted to buy but "couldn't". Then for some reason, he'd call me Daddy and act cute. "Daddy buy me this~" And I was like, "Are you high?"

Luhan: Omg, stop...

Jongin: Hahahaha!

Kyungsoo: Luhan comes to Jongin when he wants something. But when Jongin says he has no money, he goes to Sehun.

Luhan: Hey, when did I even do that?

Jongin: Always, babe. Always.

Luhan: You'd always say you don't have any money but the next day, you'd give me exactly what I wanted anyway!

Jongin: Of course, I'll give you everything you want because I love you.

Luhan: Aww, I love you, too.

Kyungsoo: You know what, this is all your fault, Kim Jongin.

Jongin: Me? Why!

Kyungsoo: You spoil Luhan too much and now he's acting like a brat.

Luhan: Says the one who also spoils me too much.

Kyungsoo: Excuse me? What are you talking about?

Jongin: No need to pretend, Kyungsoo. You thought I didn't know about those secret stash of bread and banana milk you were hiding behind the cupboard!? You said they were for Sehun?

Kyungsoo: That's. Let me explain.

Luhan: Kyungsoo was just helping me prepare myself for a serious diet before I actually go into one, okay? He said I shouldn't starve myself.

Kyungsoo: Those snacks were actually for Sehun but Luhan mostly eats them so I just dedicated those food to him and refill the stash once in a while.

Jongin: How is that helping Luhan go on a diet?

Kyungsoo: Why does he even need to go on a diet? He must eat lots of delicious food in the world.

Luhan: Yeah, Kyungsoo is right.

Jongin: You said you wanted to get slimmer to wear those freaking skinny jeans?

Luhan: Oh, that. I don't want it anymore.

Jongin: But I already ordered it!!!

Luhan: What!?

Kyungsoo: You really need to go on a diet or else Jongin will just give those jeans to Baekhyun.

Luhan: No, shit! Why didn't you tell me before placing the order?

Jongin: Well, I guess Baekhyun can just have those jeans since he's sexy.

Kyungsoo: He's married, stop crushing over him.

Jongin: Oh, yeah? Says the one who can't stop fantasizing about his married crush he even said Chanyeol had premium cock?

Kyungsoo: You're just jealous.

Luhan: Please let's just go back to the live broadcast, everyone!

Kyungsoo: What was the question again?

Jongin: The chats are so wild right now. Hahaha. "Guys, you are so cute.ㅋㅋㅋ" "Kyungsoo, please feed me, too~" "Are you guys looking for a girlfriend, can I apply?!"

Luhan: So the question is, "Do you and Jongin sleep with each other without Kyungsoo? What's Sehun's opinion about it?"

Jongin: Luhan and I don't do it anymore. We've made love with just the two of us before, but now that Luhan's going out with Sehun, we finally stopped. We set boundaries between us all for the sake of Sehun as Luhan's main boyfriend.

Kyungsoo: Since Sehun won't allow that, Luhan and Jongin quitted sleeping together for good. Everyone agreed on that condition and it's an arrangement mostly for Sehun's sake.

Luhan: Well, Jongin and I still get to have sex with each other but it's only during threesomes.

Jongin: Do you miss having sex with me? Be honest.

Luhan: Of course, I miss doing it with you, but Sehun's there for me now so it's fine if we don't do it~

Kyungsoo: He's a grown-up now, I feel proud.

Jongin: Here's the next question from @JD_bestdad21 and they said:

"Hi, I'm your twitter follower and I also buy your sex toys! My wife and I are your fans. Here's my question. Who bottoms the most during threesomes?"

Luhan: It's none other than Kyungsoo! Right, baby?

Kyungsoo: Do I really have to answer that?

Luhan: Everytime the three of us do it, I don't bottom in any way anymore. There's no penetration to me because Sehun won't agree to it and I respect that decision.

Kyungsoo: So he'd only get to top me but he doesn't get to bottom for Jongin.

Jongin: When we were all still dating, it was Luhan who'd receive more often, but since Kyungsoo and I got married, it's now Kyungsoo who gets it most of the time.

Luhan: Yeah, this is also one of the conditions we made with Sehun, that during threesomes, I'll never bottom.

Kyungsoo: I don't mind it, though. I'm too lazy when it comes to taking the lead so I just lie there on the bed while my men shove their cocks in me. Best feeling ever.

Jongin: Shit, babe. Hearing you say that is such a turn-on!

Luhan: Must be the beer he's drinking that's why he's suddenly being honest. Haha.

Kyungsoo: I'll just read the next one.

"If you don't mind me asking, what was everyone's lovemaking routine when Jongin and Sehun were in the military? I'm a loyal buyer of your dildos and I just received my parcel yesterday!" It's from @pls69meDO who's a subscriber. The fuck is with this user ID?

Jongin: Do they mean the set-up two years ago? You're really sharing our lives with them, aren't you, Luhan?

Luhan: Yep! All of them know about us. Kyungsoo should explain it.

Kyungsoo: This was what happened to all of us, so I'll just narrate it briefly. Two years ago after college graduation, Chanyeol and Baekhyun got back to New York for their engagement.

Luhan: That time also, Jongin and Sehun served their duty, so it was just me and Kyungsoo who were left at home... Last year during Jongin's break from his service, Jongin and Kyungsoo registered their civil partnership on court.

Kyungsoo: First year without those two, Luhan and I would get by using toys during sex. He basically lured me into his hobby.

Luhan: I've topped before but not so often. Like, I'd only do it if I lost at rock-paper-scissors or something. But since Jongin wasn't home, Kyungsoo asked me to take the lead and I was anxious at first! But now, I'm quite getting the hang of it.

Jongin: Kyungsoo granted me permission to do it with Sehun as long as I wouldn't top. That was the moment when I also became a versatile all the way! It was as if Luhan and I reversed roles.

Luhan: But really, when Jongin and Sehun were gone, Kyungsoo and I became so much closer. Since Chanyeol and Baekhyun entrusted the mansion to us, we acted like we were a married couple.

Kyungsoo: Luhan was my wife.

Luhan: What? It was the other way around!

Kyungsoo: Not to me.

Jongin: That time, I was really sad because my lovers were together and I was away from them. I would always miss them but all I had was Sehun and Sehun had me.

Kyungsoo: Everyone needed love during those times so we compromised rules to make it work. There were trust and consent among the four of us so we got by just fine.

Luhan: By the way, talking about roles on the bed is also important. I mean, if the position is already decided to the both of you like Chanyeol and Baekhyun, you don't need to decide who's gonna do who.

Kyungsoo: But since Luhan and Jongin are both a switch, well, I was also one before, but now, not anymore. We must discuss that matter and adjust to our lover's preference.

Jongin: Guys, or mostly tops who are watching right now, you can't just shove it in if your partner said he doesn't wanna bottom for you! Or otherwise, if he doesn't prefer topping, you must respect that. Well, in our case, we don't have problems about it because everyone is really considerate.

Luhan: Is it time to read some comments now? They're moving up so fast! Username @subscribe2NNG said, "You three are so cute, I'm in love with you all!"

Jongin: "Omg! How I wish I found myself a boyfriend like you, guys!" Don't worry @proud_virgin just wait and you'll meet the perfect man for you! Kyungsoo, check out some comments, too.

Kyungsoo: "Can I fuck Jongin and Luhan, too?" What the hell is this comment? Hey, you @sluttycutie, come here and let's talk. I'll beat your ass up.

Jongin: Don't get mad, babe! They must be just trolling.

Luhan: I usually get comments like that so I just ignore those!

Kyungsoo: Next, next.

Luhan: "Good evening, Lulu! You three are all versatile, right? But what role are you most confident in?" Oh, a mutual in twitter sent me this.

Kyungsoo: Bottom.

Jongin: Top.

Luhan: Bottom!

Kyungsoo: We don't have to explain it, do we?

Luhan: Yeah, that was an easy one.

Jongin: Next question. This tweet is from username @DKSempathy and they said:

"I really admire your lovely 3P so keep living your life, and don't mind those people who judge you. I support you, guys! My question is this, are Jongin and Sehun still sleeping together? How many times did you do it!? You two are my favorite ship!"

Jongin: Oh my god. Haha. I'm so shy reading this.

Luhan: I'm their common boyfriend and I'll answer no, they don't sleep together anymore.

Kyungsoo: Jongin and Sehun slept together once before, but I'm not sure how many times they did it in the military.

Jongin: Sehun and I were consensual with it and both our partners also agreed to it. First year away from home, we would jerk off together like we were back to being teenagers. Then after some time, we did the deed naturally. But when we completed our military service, that was when we stopped.

Luhan: So how many times did you two have sex?

Kyungsoo: Look at him blushing.

Jongin: No, shit. Are you honestly asking me this? It's so awkward, seriously!

Kyungsoo: Just say how many times you'd do it in a month.

Jongin: We'd sleep together once every three months, I think. It's not that often, really. We'd fuck in the shower or in the barracks when there was no one around. That was basically it.

Luhan: Shit, that was hot~ I'd definitely pay to watch that!

Kyungsoo: What the hell, you guys have no shame.

Jongin: Says the one who takes two dicks up his ass.

Kyungsoo: Are you trying to pick a fight against me?

Jongin: No, Sir. I'm sorry! It's all my fault. Please forgive me!

Luhan: So, was it good or not?

Jongin: ...what?

Kyungsoo: Bottoming for Sehun.

Jongin: Why are you asking me this? Stop it! It's all in the past now!

Kyungsoo/Luhan: Hahahaha!

Luhan: That's the purpose of this Q&A, baby!

Jongin: Yeah, it was so fucking good and I'll probably regret saying this sooner or later. I hope Sehun's not watching!

Luhan: Don't worry, he's not watching this.

Jongin: Let's just move on, please... The next tweet came from @BBHbottom04.

"I love you all three and my favorite couple is Luhan Oppa and Kyungsoo. Can I ask if you both make love without Jongin? And if yes, is Sehun okay with that?"

Jongin: Yep, they sleep together without me. Now I'm feeling jealous...

Kyungsoo: I don't top, though.

Luhan: Sehun's okay with it.

Jongin: They're boyfriends so of course, they do it without me and I personally think it's super sweet. It may not look like it but between Luhan and Kyungsoo, Kyungsoo's become the clingier one now during sex. Sehun's cool with them doing it as long as Luhan's the one putting it in.

Kyungsoo: When I'm mad at my husband or when Jongin comes home late at night, I go to Luhan's room and ask my boyfriend to make love to me.

Luhan: But it could be me who comes to him when I'm in the mood or if Sehun granted me permission to sleep with Kyungsoo.

Jongin: Sometimes, I watch. Other times, I just sleep while these two do it beside me. Talk about being horny all the time!

Kyungsoo: But you love watching us, though.

Jongin: I love you more.

Luhan: Omg, I'm not sure, but I'm a gentle top so I'm not confident if I'm even good at it? Sehun's fine with me sleeping with Kyungsoo as long as I won't bottom. I mean, my boyfriend even wanted to watch me top Kyungsoo but I think I'm still not ready for that? Hehe, I feel a little shy talking about this. I hope Sehun's not watching!

Jongin: Luhan, your face is all red! But Kyungsoo, tell us honestly, is Luhan a good top?

Luhan: No, Kyungsoo. Don't fucking answer that. Damn it, I'm leaving now. Seriously...

Kyungsoo: Since Luhan's also a bottom, he knows exactly where it feels good that's why sex with him is great and comfortable. It's really nice and warm, like I was relaxing in a spa and having my ass pampered or something. Yeah, and it doesn't hurt that much since his dick is not that big-

Jongin: Pfft. Hahaha!

Luhan: Hey, at least I'm an average?

Kyungsoo: Plus, the toys he uses on me makes the sex more fun. Jongin should try it next time.

Luhan: Yeah, Kyungsoo. Shove a double dildo up Jongin's ass!

Jongin: You know, it feels cozy hearing Kyungsoo talk. His voice is so soothing and modulated that I could listen to him speak all day.

Kyungsoo: You're a bitch to my voice.

Luhan: I really appreciate Kyungsoo's compliment. Honestly, I didn't even know he thought of me like that so my heart is so happy right now. I'll do much better next time!

Jongin: Pfft. Hahaha. Luhan's confidence level went from 0 to 100 real quick-

Luhan: Oh my god, Jongin, stop giggling for fuck's sake. Just read the next question already!

Jongin/Kyungsoo: Hahahahaha. He's embarrassed.

Luhan: I-I'm not!

Jongin: I'm enjoying this. Luhan's so fun to tease! I'll just read the next question. It's from @61_toploey and they said:

"Hi, I love you three! I first saw you guys on Lulu's Christmas IG live and I thought you all were adorable! I'm curious about it so I'll just ask. What is exactly Sehun and Jongin's relationship? Are you guys dating?"

Kyungsoo: No, they're not dating.

Luhan: These two boyfriends of mine are like, more than friends but less than lovers sort of thing.

Jongin. Let's just say we are each other's confidants and we're special to one another. It's that kind of relationship that we can't go on with our life without each other anymore. You can ask Sehun and he'll say the same thing.

Luhan: Oh, someone tweeted me and it's not that good... It's a bad comment. Should I still read it, though?

Jongin: Go on. Let's hear what they said.

Luhan: Username @anti_lgbtq18 said, "How can you guys be so casual about sex and all this shit? Is switching partners a normal hobby to you? You're all abnormal! It's making me cringe and feel uncomfortable. Ugh, I'm gonna stop watching this. I hate you all homos and cheating-ass bastards."

Jongin: Damn, that seriously hurts... Excuse me, but we are not cheating and what we have is not called cheating. You don't know everything about us so you don't have the right to say that.

Kyungsoo: Well, username @anti_lgbtq18 we don't fucking care about your opinion. Get lost and mind your own relationship. Motherfucker.

Luhan: Yeah. My heart broke reading that one. We've all been together for almost a decade now so our relationship isn't casual.

Jongin: Just don't watch if you don't like us doing this thing. Thanks for sharing what you feel, username @anti_lgbtq18. I hope you have a good night.

Kyungsoo: One more thing. We won't force you to accept our story, so you may now leave quietly and go get yourself someone to love. If there could be any, that is.

Luhan: I mean, we're not born to please everybody anyway. So I understand if some of you guys might feel uncomfortable. Just skip this live if you hate this content. Next!

Kyungsoo: I'm not in the mood anymore to do this. That comment ruined my night...

Jongin: Can my hug make you feel better? Come here, baby.

Kyungsoo: Thanks. I feel better now...

Luhan: Oh, I think someone's at the door? I just heard a knock.

Jongin: Is it okay if we get it? We're doing live right now.

Kyungsoo: It's Sehun. He just texted me he's coming.

Luhan: Wait, I thought he wasn't watching? I'll open the door for him.

Jongin: Hey, Sehun. You finished studying?

Sehun: Yep... I was watching the live but I stopped when I went down to eat some snacks.

Luhan: Hello, babe. Give me a kiss.

Sehun: Hyung, what do you guys have here now? Can I join?

Kyungsoo: We were just talking about a bad comment.

Sehun: Just ignore it, Kyungsoo. People have nothing better to do nowadays.

Luhan: Sit beside me and face the camera. Greet my viewers, too.

Sehun: Hi, good evening! How are you all?

Jongin: Oh, a comment here in Youtube said, "Hello, Sehun hyung! You look handsome tonight! How's Vivi?"

Sehun: Vivi's sleeping now, thanks for asking about my son.

Kyungsoo: "Seeing Sehun's face makes me forget my husband working overseas. I'm pregnant and I want my baby to look like you," @momexol09 said.

Sehun: Ma'am, @momexol09 thanks for that nice compliment. I hope your baby will be healthy.

Luhan: Did our viewers just increase by a hundred when Sehun came in?

Jongin: Haha. Looks like your subscribers are all suckers for Sehun's face.

Sehun: I'll just read the questions to you, guys. I'm now the emcee.

Luhan: Welcome, Emcee Sehun. Yay!

Jongin: Sehun's gonna take over now.

Sehun: Ahem, so this message is quite lengthy so I'll read it slowly... It's a tweet from @confused_ot9stan.

"I'm a man and I've been your follower for a long time, Luhan. This is my question. How do I tell my wife that I wanted to engage in a steady throuple with another individual? I mean, this person is my wife and I's common ex-girlfriend from college. She's a great girl and the three of us have all been doing casual threesomes for quite a while now... I love them both, and I can feel that my wife wanted her around too, but she's just afraid to take risks... I was inspired by you guys, so I got some courage to ask for advice..."

Kyungsoo: That was a complicated one. So his wife is bi?

Sehun: Yeah, I think so. He seems troubled. I don't know what to say to him.

Luhan: Well, communication is the key to that. In your case, I was like that ex of yours. What Jongin did that time was he talked it out with Kyungsoo properly. Kyungsoo was understanding and open-minded so he eventually agreed and accepted me in the long run. Now Kyungsoo and I love each other that if we got separated our lives would be incomplete.

Jongin: It was hard at first, being in a poly, since it's really unusual and out-of-the-norm. But in the end it was fulfilling and it's a part of who we are now. Having two lovers needs open-mindedness, lots of courage, emotional and physical strength as well as financial stability. As for you, you should talk to your wife as soon as possible. It's much better to act on it right away rather than delaying it. If she said she didn't want to be in a 3P, then you must respect her decision.

Kyungsoo: Well, Sir, before you decide on it, make sure you three all have the same outlook about getting into a throuple and it's not just you. Also, it wouldn't work if it's only you and your ex who long for it. You should all sit down and discuss it passionately and heart-to-heart.

Luhan: Not to talk negatively, but there could be a possibility that you were only looking things at your own perspective, right? You have to gain courage to make things clear, so you three could figure out whether to stop or continue this kind of relationship.

Kyungsoo: Make a decision that you won't regret in the future.

Jongin: I hope it goes well with you and your wife!

Sehun: Hearing these all from you makes me understand your feelings a lot better.

Luhan: My heart feels warm now that you said that.

Kyungsoo: Good thing you're here to listen. Prepare yourself for more.

Jongin: Oh, this one's interesting. This question is tweeted by @hunhan5ev3r and they said:

"Since we're all talking about TMI now, can I ask if you three still get jealous of each other? And what are those things that made you feel that way? I'm your mutual on twitter, Lulu!"

Luhan: To be honest, when we all just started dating, I'd often get jealous everytime Kyungsoo and Jongin would have sex without me... I'd also feel bad when they'd make decisions that I wasn't aware of! But when I met Sehun, I rarely felt that way anymore. I only get jealous now when Kyungsoo and Jongin won't share their food with me.

Sehun: Thank god I came into your life, then~

Jongin: Maybe I feel a petty type of jealousy whenever Kyungsoo and Luhan would talk about stuff that I had no idea of? I mean, they got really closer when I enlisted, and they shared a lot of memories without me in the picture... That was when I thought to myself, 'I hope I was there too' but it was all in the past now so I've completely moved on!

Kyungsoo: As for me, I'm not really the expressive type of person when it comes to showing affection, so when Jongin and Luhan would get extra clingy towards each other, I somehow get jealous. But that was before during our teenage years. I just laugh now when I remember my childish self.

Sehun: I didn't know Kyungsoo could be this cute?

Jongin: Right? He's being honest now!

Kyungsoo: Shut up.

Sehun: "What are your families' views about your relationship? Do they know about it?" This question is sent by @EXO30sexy, Luhan hyung's follower since last year.

Kyungsoo: My parents are neutral about it. I didn't confess our poly to them but I sense that they already knew I'm both dating Luhan and Jongin since high school.

Luhan: I remember that time way back in college. Kyungsoo's parents visited our apartment. We weren't living in this mansion yet.

Kyungsoo: Oh, that.

Jongin: Yeah. They used to drop by without notice, really. You know, just leaving us gifts and side dishes in the fridge.

Luhan: So that day, Jongin wasn't home. And I was like, all naked roaming around the house, twerking my ass. His parents kind of walked in on me like that while Kyungsoo was chilling on the couch watching TV.

Sehun: Then Kyungsoo's Dad asked who you were and Kyungsoo just basically said, "Oh him, he's my boyfriend." That was it, right?

Luhan: Yeah, yeah! And his Mom pretty much just stared at me and said nothing. Fuck, I thought I was gonna die! Of course, I dressed up and greeted them right away politely.

Jongin: I came home twenty minutes later, I think. Then his Dad saw me and asked Kyungsoo, "But how about Jongin?" Kyungsoo this little shit just shrugged, "That's my husband."

Sehun: Damn! Hahaha! Way to go, Kyungsoo!

Kyungsoo: See? I predicted the future.

Luham: Kyungsoo's parents are the chillest people in the world, not gonna lie.

Sehun: Uh-huh. They're pretty supportive.

Kyungsoo: Well, I guess they just don't care about what I wanna do with my life. That is why I love them so much.

Jongin: In my case, my family knows about Luhan but they're not quite accepting about it. I don't really get in touch with my parents that often. But I talk to my older sister once in a while.

Kyungsoo: When Jongin and I got married, his parents didn't show up since they were busy. Only his sister attended the ceremony. Babe, I'm sorry for bringing that up.

Jongin: Why are you the one apologizing? It's me who should say sorry! And it's okay. At least they know I'm doing well.

Luhan: I don't have a real family but those who adopted me knew I'm gay. They didn't know that I'm in a serious relationship, though. So if ever they watch this video, they'll finally find out about it.

Sehun: I'll support you when you're ready to face them anytime soon.

Luhan: Thank you, Sehunnie.

Sehun: Thanks for those heartfelt answers. Let's read the next question. It's a tweet from @stream.bambi who is a mutual. They're asking:

"You three have been together for so long, right? So I'm just curious about this~ Have you guys experienced breaking up before? Love you all!"

Luhan: Well...

Jongin: That's...

Kyungsoo: I forgot about that.

Sehun: Uhm... This question is a bit. Okay, I think that answered your question. Thank you for tweeting-

Kyungsoo: No, Sehun. We're gonna answer that.

Luhan: Yeah, we already broke up before and I started it.

Jongin: Luhan broke up with us after he graduated college. Even if it hurt, we let him go because it was his decision. He ended things with Kyungsoo first before he split up with me.

Sehun: I was already dating Luhan that time. I stayed by his side when he moved out of the house after cutting ties with both Jongin and Kyungsoo. It was also hard for me, really.

Luhan: It was the worst choice I've ever made in my whole life. I even got into a fight with Baekhyun because of it. Just thinking about how selfish and toxic I was in the past is making me hate myself more. I hurt Jongin and Kyungsoo a lot and I regretted it so much.

Jongin: Now that we remembered it again, I feel kind of sad. I remember Kyungsoo crying every single day when Luhan left us. I couldn't do anything even if I wanted Luhan back. It was just, you know, so complicated.

Luhan: I'm really sorry babe, for what I did. I knew it was all in the past now but I still just wanna say it. Also, I just wanna thank Sehun for being there for me. He convinced me to get back together with my boyfriends and I couldn't be any more grateful to him.

Kyungsoo: For me, I think that break-up happened for a reason. It made us all realize that we three couldn't function separately without each other no matter what happened. I mean, we all tried living 'normally' with just our partners alone, but we basically couldn't do it.

Jongin: Yeah, that wasn't what we were. It was so depressing and lonely during those times. I could say Luhan parting ways with us was the darkest time of my life?

Luhan/Kyungsoo: Same.

Sehun: Jongin also stopped talking to me and I was considered dead that time.

Jongin: I was so guilty for ignoring Sehun's messages. I knew he didn't do anything wrong but I had no courage to talk to him after what happened. I was hurt.

Kyungsoo: But when Luhan finally came home and we got back together, I just, you know, I was so happy. I felt complete again. We sorted things out, we talked, and we promised to stay with each other from then on.

Luhan: I remember I was even slapped by Kyungsoo on the face and I totally deserved that. I asked Jongin forgiveness and he welcomed me back warmly. From then on, I never attempted to break up with them ever again! I took that to my gave until now.

Jongin: I feel relieved.

Sehun: Yep, Luhan learned his lesson now. I wonder if he could dare break up with me?

Luhan: That would never happen!

Kyungsoo: That was such a heavy question. I hope the next one would be lighthearted? The tweet came from @exoCBwhen and they asked.

"Who among the quad is the thirstiest when it comes to sex?"

Jongin: Luhan.

Sehun: Luhan.

Luhan: Sehun.

Kyungsoo: Luhan.

Luhan: Why are you all ganging up against me!?

Jongin: We're just speaking the facts, babe.

Sehun: How dare you nominate me?

Kyungsoo: You can't live without sex.

Luhan: Fine. I admit to the allegations! Sex feels good, so what!? At least I get to taste three different cocksmngffff--don't cover my mouth!

Sehun: Can we edit that out!?

Kyungsoo: This is live.

Jongin: "What are the nice things of being in a 3P? I'm Lulu hyung's subscriber and I love all his vlogs. I hope you answer my question. Thanks!"

Kyungsoo: If we're gonna talk about the nice things, I'd say the more the marrier. If the other one's gone, I could just go to the other one.

Sehun: Wow.

Kyungsoo: But on a serious note, the relationship between the three of us are already beyond just romance. That's the best part. Sure, we're in a triad and we satisfy ourselves through sex. But aside from that, I'd get to have a husband, a boyfriend, a best friend, a guardian, and a family, all at the same time. I feel so much loved on that part.

Sehun: I think I'm gonna cry...

Jongin: For me, there's like, an assurance in what we have. That if I go somewhere else, there's always gonna be a home whom I can come back to. I'm not worried that Kyungsoo will be lonely, or that Luhan will be alone by himself. There's just this, you know, agreement among us which we're all open about.

Sehun: Yeah, that's true.

Luhan: I'm just happy because I feel comfortable talking about our poly in front of everyone. Sehun's really understanding about my relationship and he doesn't get jealous at all. Is that a perk?

Sehun: Since Luhan hyung met Jongin and Kyungsoo even before we became official, it's already normal for me to see him hanging around with them. And why would I get jealous. It's basically pointless. It's like, I'm getting jealous of air?

Luhan: Pfft. What the heck. Air?

Sehun: Yeah, I mean, I'd really feel weird and uncomfortable if Luhan hyung was dating just me. Like, I didn't love him for that. Being in a throuple with Jongin and Kyungsoo is a part of Luhan hyung and I completely accept that. Now I'm basically a part of their weird set-up because of him.

Luhan: Don't call it weird!

Jongin: I'd give you a standing ovation right now if only I didn't have Kyungsoo hugging me.

Kyungsoo: I'd probably marry Sehun in my next life.

Luhan: Babe. This is a question for you.

Kyungsoo/Sehun/Jongin: Who are you talking to?

Luhan: If there was a disadvantage in our relationship, then it would be this. They all respond to my endearment!

Kyungsoo: You should set a call sign to everyone of us instead of just saying babe and baby.

Luhan: Oh, should I?

Jongin: Wait, that's a great idea! How about calling me "Darling Sweetie Pie" from now on?

Luhan: Uhm, that's a bit...

Sehun: I want to be called "Honey."

Luhan: H-honey?

Kyumgsoo: Call me "Master."

Luhan: Kyungsoo, that's not even a romantic endearment...

Kyungsoo: Then how does "Your Majesty" sound?

Jongin: Call me that too, babe. I think it'll be hot.

Kyungsoo: Yes, Your Majesty.

Jongin: Kyaaah~ I think I just got hard!

Sehun: You know what. Just call the name so we can move on with the question.

Luhan: Okay, fine. Mr. Kim Jongin! This question is for you.

Jongin: What the hell. That coming from Luhan feels so cold...

Luhan: "Hi, Jongin oppa! I have a crush on you and I love your sexiness-"

Kyungsoo: I'm gonna hunt that bitch.

Luhan: "My question is this. Do you know that you and Sehun could make a hot pair! Why not just date each other and become boyfriends? I'm sure your partners would support you guys!"

Sehun: Damn. What kind of question is that?

Jongin: Guys, just to be clear. Let me remind you all that just because our partners are boyfriends doesn't mean Sehun and I are also lovers. That's not it.

Luhan: But you do like him right?

Sehun: I mean, who doesn't like me?

Jongin: Everybody likes Sehun.

Kyungsoo: I like him, too.

Luhan: Please don't steal my man away from me~

Sehun: I'm only yours.

Kyungsoo: But that doesn't answer the question. Jongin, do you like Sehun?

Jongin: Yeah, I do.

Luhan: So, if there would be a chance, would you date this man?

Jongin: Probably.

Sehun: How high is that probability?

Jongin: 1 out of 10, I guess.

Kyungsoo: Nah. Just give up.

Sehun: You mean 100 out of 10, right? Like, WHO DOESN'T WANT ME TO BE THEIR BOYFRIEND?

Luhan: Probably Park Chanyeol?

Sehun: Except him!

Kyungsoo: Kim Jongin.

Jongin: Right.

Sehun: I actually rejected Jongin a long time ago that was why he's being so bitter.

Jongin: Excuse you? Who rejected who?

Sehun: Remember, you even cried when I told you I liked Luhan hyung more than you.

Jongin: Bold of you to say that when it was you who cried when Kyungsoo and I got married.

Sehun: That was my tears of joy. Why would I cry over someone like you?

Jongin: Maybe because you liked me a little too much?

Sehun: Says the one who said he couldn't live without me in this livestream earlier.

Jongin: When did I... I didn't say that!

Sehun: Oh, then how about that part when you said you loved it so much when I fucked you!

Jongin: Why are you suddenly bringing up that time when I took virginity! How was it, huh? You wanna get fucked again in the ass?

Kyungsoo: I'm grabbing my popcorn.

Sehun: Coming from someone who doesn't brush his teeth thrice a day and doesn't even wash his hair before leaving the house, aren't you getting a little too ambitious?

Jongin: Well, Sir? Aren't you saying too much for someone who doesn't put on deodorant!

Sehun: It's because I already smell good. I don't need it.

Jongin: So that's why you smell like Vivi when he just pooped?

Sehun: Unlike you whose breath stinks like that shawarma I had last week!

Jongin: Aww, how sweet of you to still remember how my breath smells?

Sehun: Worst things are the most unforgettable!

Jongin: Dude, just move on and get over me.

Sehun: Talking loudly to yourself, huh?

Jongin: You ugly!

Sehun: You stinky-ass!

Luhan: Seriously, you both sound so fucking immature right now.

Kyungsoo: Just admit that you sort of had a little crush on each other but you chose not to take risks so you just let it that way.

Jongin:

Sehun:

Jongin:

Sehun:

Jongin: Sehun! Please read the next question!

Sehun: Here we go! Okay! So this next tweet from username @pcy_imissu is for Luhan, and they said:

"Please answer this question, Luhan! Among everyone, who is the best kisser? No hard feelings, just for fun! Thanks for noticing me. I'm your IG follower, btw."

Sehun: Seriously, you have to ask that?

Jongin: Tch. Of course it's me.

Kyungsoo: It's me, idiots.

Luhan: Wait. This is a hard question! I don't know who to pick!

Sehun: Go on, hyung. Answer the question honestly. I promise I'm not gonna hold any grudge if you don't pick me.

Jongin: Yeah, I mean. If Luhan picks Sehun, we all know that he's lying.

Luhan: Hey. Don't be like that! Sehun's kissing technique may not be the best but all of them are special.

Sehun: Not gonna lie, Luhan's just pretty meh in kissing. Others are way better than him.

Jongin: Others. You mean ME?

Sehun: Nah.

Luhan: Sehun, don't get so salty. It's so obvious.

Kyungsoo: Just say the truth and pick me. You know Sehun and Jongin can't put up a fight against me.

Jongin: Oh my god, Kyungsoo's being so unfair!

Sehun: Scary.

Luhan: Well, to tell you the truth... The best kisser for me is...

Sehun/Jongin/Kyungsoo: Yes?

Luhan: It's Chanyeol.

Sehun: The fuck?

Luhan: Ask Baekhyun and he'll say the same, trust me!

Kyungsoo: How dare you say that in front of our face?

Jongin: Bitch!

Sehun: You're a hoe.

Jongin: To all our viewers, Luhan's just bluffing!

Sehun: Baekhyun's gonna kill you. He's holding a knife outside your door.

Luhan: Hahahaha! Sorry, I was just kidding. No violence, please.

Kyungsoo: Chanyeol has just messaged our groupchat right now and he said:

"Stop that nonsense livestream. I'm cutting off your wifi."

Jongin: Baekhyun also sent a chat,

"Luhan hyung's right!" Winking emoji.

Sehun: Why is Chanyeol even watching this? Go to sleep! Hey, Baekhyun. Go to sleep!

Luhan: Alright, you guys! I'll answer that question for the peace of everybody. For me, the best kisser is gonna be none other than Kyungsoo.

Kyungsoo: Heh.

Luhan: Look, he's got the nicest and prettiest lips in the world. Everytime we kiss, I just feel warm and fuzzy inside. Right, Jongin?

Jongin: Couldn't agree more!

Sehun: Can I kiss Kyungsoo, too?

Jongin: Fuck, no.

Kyungsoo: I practiced kissing the wall when I was young.

Luhan/Jongin/Sehun: What, really?

Kyungsoo: It was a joke.

Sehun: I'm offended.

Luhan: Read the next tweet before Sehun cries.

Sehun: It's you who'll cry next. Not me.

Kyungsoo: Oh. The next question is a little nostalgic. Makes me recall the past. It came from username @readBCD_1M and they said:

"Can you share with us viewers the story of how Jongin and Kyungsoo started dating, as well as how Luhan ended up being boyfriends with the two? I'm really curious about how your throuple started."

Sehun: Now that the comment mentioned it, I actually didn't know the whole story behind Jongin and Kyungsoo's relationship. I just knew that you two have been dating since high school. Then I just found out later on that Luhan basically joined in.

Luhan: Yeah. I met Jongin and Kyungsoo back in the student council and they were already a couple since then. I mean, as far as I know, my boyfriends were neighbors in middle school? Am I right? That was why you two became close? Ahhh! Oh my god! Now I realized I didn't know after all! What kind of boyfriend am I!?

Jongin: Pfft. Hahaha. Kyungsoo! Should I tell our love story or do you want to do the honor? It's kind of interesting.

Kyungsoo: Damn... Thinking about those memories is making me smile.

Luhan/Sehun: I'm curious. Tell it already!

Kyungsoo: It's quite a long story so please bear with it. Jongin and I lived close to each other when we were young. We were fifteen that time. Our houses were practically one block away, so whenever we go to school and go home, we'd always see each other at the bus stop.

Jongin: Then I found out that my neighbor who had really big eyes was attending the same middle school as me. We were in different classes though, so we were not that close. I just knew his name and he knew mine. We were just literally acquaintances who didn't greet each other everytime we passed by the hallway, the cafeteria, or the streets heading home.

Luhan: So cute! I can imagine a little Jongin and a little Kyungsoo who were both clueless that they were gonna end up together.

Kyungsoo: I got to know Jongin because he was popular with the girls. Like, my classmates wouldn't stop talking about the handsome guy in class 4. But I didn't really care about stuff like dating, sex, or relationships. Because I proclaimed at an early age that I was asexual.

Sehun: Asexual? How? Kyungsoo, you are shocking me right now.

Jongin: My husband is really adorable. Go on, baby.

Kyungsoo: Okay, so kids would develop crushes as early as eight or nine years old, right? I was different. I was already ten years old but I wasn't attracted to the girls nor to the boys in my neighborhood. When I was twelve, I thought there must be something weird about me because I didn't get an erection looking at porn, both straight or gay porn. Then my immature self searched it on the internet and read articles about it, and just like that, I made myself believe that I didn't have a sexual orientation. I told my parents I was asexual so they better don't expect children from me.

Luhan: That was so bold of you, babe! Haha. Why would you already give up like that? Now look at you, you have two lovers.

Kyungsoo: Right? I was so fucking dumb. I hate my naive self.

Jongin: I'm uwuing right now. Kyungsoo is so cute!

Sehun: So what happened next? How did you know you were gay after all and not asexual?

Luhan: And who talked to who first? How'd Jongin came into the picture!?

Jongin: Here goes my entrance! You know I was straight, right? I've only been straight for fifteen years before I got together with Kyungsoo. Yeah, I've had crushes before and girls that I liked. But I didn't get to date any girl since Kyungsoo was my first. Anyway, I was a normal boy like everyone else who jerked off to porn with big boobs.

Luhan: What the fuck. That sounds so wrong coming from you, Jongin.

Jongin: Kyungsoo and I first 'officially' met one day in swimming class. Our class schedules were the same. Kyungsoo, who was in the same grade as me, accidentally caught me jerking off in the locker room during P.E. I got an erection because our teacher was so fucking hot wearing a swimsuit.

Sehun: Holy fuck, I'm disgusted! Both you jerking off and your reason for jerking off.

Jongin: I know, I'm having a hard time thinking about it!

Kyungsoo: And that was our first official interaction.

Jongin: As a guy, if you saw another guy playing with his dick in school, what would you do? Normally, you'd look away, curse at him, and leave. Right?

Luhan: Yeah, though I'm not straight my whole life, I think that's what normal people would do.

Jongin: But Kyungsoo didn't do that!

Kyungsoo: Because I was asexual. Why would I do that?

Sehun: Then what did Kyungsoo do that time!?

Jongin: He just fucking stared at me with an expressionless face, then he asked me, 'Does it feel good?'

Luhan/Sehun: WHAT!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Kyungsoo: What the hell, don't laugh! I was serious!

Sehun: I'm fucking wheezing right now! Haha!

Luhan: Kyungsoo must be so jealous of your erect cock! Poor baby!

Jongin: That moment, I was like. Ah, this neighbor of mine was gay for watching me jerk off. Kyungsoo didn't leave the room. He even locked the door and told me to keep going!

Sehun: So you kept touching your dick?

Jongin: Yeah. I mean... Why would I stop just for that? So I went on with my business while Kyungsoo was there. Like, I barely knew Kyungsoo and we didn't even exchange words with each other to begin with. But despite that, I felt the thrill of having someone watch me do something sexual and that made me super hard. I came not because of the teacher but I came because Kyungsoo.

Kyungsoo: I was curious because it was the first time I was seeing a guy masturbate in front me. But I didn't get an erection that time, not until the night when I got home and thought about what happened in the locker room. I also jerked off the first time while copying how Jongin did it. I got my first erection and first orgasm because of my neighbor.

Luhan: So Jongin and Kyungsoo made each other gay. So romantic!

Jongin: As for me, I was really confused about my sexuality after what happened because time came that girls didn't turn me on anymore! I kept thinking how it would have felt if Kyungsoo was sucking me off or giving me a handjob? I fantasized over him for merely weeks, then that was when I started watching gay porn where the bottom looked like Kyungsoo. I got off to that.

Sehun: I could relate at some point with my first love.

Kyungsoo:  We were not friends nor classmates, but I could tell that Jongin was avoiding me in school because I couldn't see him anywhere anymore. Since I was the more confident and shameless one, I confronted him and we talked for the first time.

Luhan: So it was Kyungsoo who did the first move. What did you tell him?

Kyungsoo: I asked Jongin to come over to my house so we could jerk off together. Because I thought it might feel good if two people did it.

Jongin: And I agreed, basically. That was why we got closer. Haha.

Sehun: Kyungsoo!!! You're the best!

Luhan: No wonder Kyungsoo and I get along so much. We share the same brain cell.

Sehun: You started off as jerk-off buddies. Now I'm curious how it progressed to love?

Jongin: Kyungsoo and I would frequently do it together. We were both curious and horny due to puberty. I'd come over to his house and sometimes, he'd stay the night at mine. At first it was just jerking off side by side. Then it became mutual handjobs. Then it developed more into kissing while touching each other. But that was it. We didn't arrive to blowjobs or sex.

Kyungsoo: That time, I realized it wasn't normal to do that with a friend. But I was happy whenever we did it so I didn't care. At the same time, I was also sad because I wanted more. It came down on me that I must've already liked Jongin to feel that way. We've been doing the same thing our entire middle school years but there was no progress. I asked Jongin, when are we gonna do the next stuff? When are we gonna have sex?

Luhan: Kyungsoo, you're amazing!

Sehun: I was playing games and having my braces adjusted during middle school and Kyungsoo was already thinking about sex!

Jongin: That seriously freaked me out. We were just fifteen, for fuck's sake! I was worried that I could hurt him because I cared about him. I wanted to do it with Kyungsoo properly. I must've fallen for him to feel that way. But at the same time, I was hesitant about accepting to myself that I was gay to actually have sex with a guy. So I said something painful. I told Kyungsoo that we couldn't have sex. Sex was only for people who loved each other. We were not even dating so why would we do that?

Kyungsoo: I told Jongin I loved him.

Jongin: But I told Kyungsoo I didn't feel the same way.

Sehun: No, what the fuck!

Kyungsoo: We stopped hooking up, if that's what you call it, until we graduated middle school without talking to each other.

Jongin: I lied about my feelings for Kyungsoo because I was a coward.

Luhan: Fuck you, Kim Jongin. Why would you do that to him?

Sehun: Dude, let me go back ten years ago so I could punch you on the face.

Kyungsoo: My heart was broken by someone who was not even my lover. Without Jongin by my side, I realized that I really missed him and I didn't want someone else other than him. It must be Jongin or else I wouldn't love anymore.

Luhan: Aww... I'm just, I'm feeling emotional.

Sehun: Me, too...

Jongin: Then high school came after several months. We saw each other again in the school entrance ceremony and that was when I decided, I'd rather be gay and have Kyungsoo by my side, than pretend I was straight and not be with him. I didn't hold back anymore and I hugged Kyungsoo as soon as I saw him. I apologized for everything before I told him my feelings.

Kyungsoo: Jongin confessed to me that he loved me and I was so happy that I even cried. He asked me to be his boyfriend and I said yes.

Sehun: Finally!

Jongin: The whole school found out that we were dating during our cultural festival when I asked Kyungsoo to dance with me.

Kyungsoo: That was honestly romantic.

Jongin: And we finally had sex for the first time on our sixteenth birthday on the thirteenth of January. We're each other's firsts and lasts.

Kyungsoo: So, yeah. That was it. Jongin's my first love and now he's my husband. The end.

Sehun: Wow... That was. Perfect!

Luhan: Oh, what a lovely ending... I'm feeling butterflies in my stomach listening to my boyfriends' story. I literally cried out of happiness.

Sehun: @KaDibestship sent, "Kyungsoo and Jongin's love story made me believe that true love does exist. Stay strong, both of you. My sister and I love you!"

Jongin: Aww~ Thank you!

Luhan: Let me read this comment on Youtube. Omg, they're moving up so fast, my eyes can't keep up. They said:

"It honestly shocked me that Kyungsoo Oppa was this kind of person. He was super brave and confident, so now I really admire him! Kyungsoo Oppa, you deserve all the love in the world."

Kyungsoo: Thank you for that compliment. I'll accept it happily.

Jongin: Hehe. You don't seem happy at all, babe. Want me to make you happy in bed?

Kyungsoo: Well... It depends if you're gonna be a good boy or not?

Sehun: Ahem! We are still livestreaming, excuse me?

Jongin: Then let's talk about the follow-up question. How did Luhan end up being boyfriends with me and Kyungsoo?

Luhan: Can I be the one to answer that first?

Kyungsoo: Sure, babe. Go ahead.

Jongin: We'll help you.

Luhan: It all started during high school when Jongin, Kyungsoo, and I joined the student council. Chanyeol and I were sophomores meanwhile Jongin and Kyungsoo were freshmen. I was a year ahead of you guys, right? I was basically your sunbae.

Sehun: Yeah, Baekhyun and I addressed you as 'Luhan sunbae' before.

Luhan: Chanyeol and I had sexual relations before but it was never romantic. We only used each other for pleasure and it was consensual. But to tell you honestly guys, I did have feelings for Chanyeol because he showed me affection even though it wasn't love.

Sehun: Luhan hyung....

Luhan: I was envious of Kyungsoo and Jongin's love and I hoped to experience something like that for myself, too. Because I didn't have a real family, it was like I was yearning for people to care about me. So even if I was already doing it with Chanyeol, I also did it with somebody else as long as I got company. My body was constantly looking for pleasure so I didn't care who it was as long as I got laid. For a reason, I was called the school's slu--

Jongin: Babe, please. Don't mention that word.

Luhan: I'm sorry... To all my viewers, this topic is kind of sensitive so I'm apologizing in advance.

Sehun: Please continue.

Kyungsoo: Chanyeol didn't want the set-up of Luhan having flings so he eventually ended things with him. But because Chanyeol still cared about him, he asked Jongin and I to take Luhan in. Luhan had nowhere to go and Jongin and I were the only ones in the student council who had their own place.

Sehun: By the way, this happened before Chanyeol met Baekhyun, right?

Kyungsoo: Yeah. Baekhyun joined the student council later during sophomore year. This all happened during freshman year so Baekhyun wasn't with us yet.

Luhan: Jongin and Kyungsoo kept me and adopted me like I was a stray cat. That time, I already stopped sleeping with other people for Jongin and Kyungsoo's sake. I wanted to be a decent person from then on.

Jongin: We fed Luhan and clothed him. We gave him bed to sleep, we accepted him to our home like he belonged to us.

Luhan: Jongin was the first one I got close to. Before I lived with the two of them, he brought me into their house when Kyungsoo wasn't home. Kyungsoo even thought Jongin was cheating on him with me but it was nothing like that... Jongin was just nice to me, but there was my old self, having a hard time controlling sexual urges so--

Sehun: You seduced Jongin even if he already had a boyfriend. Hah! I knew it.

Luhan: Listen to the story first before you judge me, okay?

Jongin: I slept with Luhan because his body needed sex. I just did it as a favor.

Kyungsoo: I let Luhan sleep with my boyfriend with my consent so that wasn't cheating.

Luhan: You see, we three didn't start with love and that's the truth...

Sehun: Holy shit. M-my head and my heart couldn't take this! Why would you let Jongin do that, Kyungsoo?

Kyungsoo: I wanted to test how loyal Jongin was, so I watched how he fucked another bitch in front of me. Though I hated Luhan that time, I still allowed Jongin to fuck him because it was also hard for me to see Luhan struggling with sex withdrawal.

Jongin: Even though I had sex with Luhan out of pity and out of favor and with Kyungsoo's approval, I still felt guilty... Why? Because sex with him felt good and I loved it. Kyungsoo got angry with me so he didn't talk to me for days which turned into weeks.

Luhan: I was a homewrecker...

Sehun: No, babe... Don't say that...

Kyungsoo: Since I didn't wanna talk to Jongin because I was really mad at him about what happened, it was Luhan whom I frequently spent time with. He helped me with the chores and with my assignments. We also shared a bed so we got closer in no time.

Luhan: Kyungsoo didn't seem to hate me at all. He was actually very nice so we got along pretty fast. I've grown attached to him and that made me understand why Jongin liked Kyungsoo so much.

Jongin: Yep, so that time I was the one who was set aside and abandoned. I became the victim here. So unfair, right?

Sehun: What the? So the tables were turned just like that?

Kyungsoo: Yeah. But I finally got tired of ignoring Jongin, so one night, I ended up talking to him and forgiving him. We had the best make-up sex ever, and then Luhan caught us while doing it. He was watching us at the door.

Luhan: Oh my god... That time, I was like, what should I do? Should I keep watching them or should I leave? But I was so fucking turned on so I just stood there awkwardly while hiding my hard-on!

Sehun: Fuck. I know that feeling of catching someone have sex. Now I feel traumatized.

Jongin: I asked Luhan if he wanted to join us. He answered yes so fast. Haha.

Luhan: That was because I was so nervous but I was also horny. But Kyungsoo also said it was fine if I joined so yeah, we had our first threesome sex ever.

Sehun: My mind's still processing, wait a minute!

Kyungsoo: Our first threesome was so fucking awkward if I remembered correctly. But it was also thrilling like we were doing something illegal. There were three naked people on one bed and we were having sex like crazy.

Jongin: That night, Kyungsoo bottomed for the first time to someone that is not me. That was my kind of payback to him for letting me fuck Luhan the first time. Haha.

Luhan: Oh, and that was my first time topping, by the way! I didn't even know I could actually use my dick to fuck an ass.

Kyungsoo: You see. We three didn't start off as boyfriends in an instant. Sure, we all were living together who would casually had three-way sex, but Jongin and I didn't consider Luhan as our boyfriend right away. It was like, Luhan was only a sex friend to us.

Luhan: That's true... I knew that Jongin and Kyungsoo were already a set. So even if we three were doing it, I still felt separated... I was longing for more...

Sehun: That must've been really hard for you...

Jongin: It took time for us to develop feelings individually, just like how Kyungsoo and I felt for one another as a couple. It wasn't just in a blink of an eye when I fell in love with Luhan, so does Kyungsoo with Luhan. It wasn't like that.

Sehun: Right. I didn't even fall in love with Luhan in an instant.

Luhan: People fall in love with me after getting to know me better and deeper, okay? That's my charm! It's not just my face.

Kyungsoo: I hated Luhan at first and I didn't want him to steal Jongin away from me. But as I spent time with him longer, I get to share his thoughts, know his heart, understand his flaws, accept his imperfections, and love him for what he is. With or without Jongin, I can make love to him because I love him as a person.

Luhan: K-kyungsoo...

Kyungsoo: And I didn't get attached to him just because I had no choice or I was only swayed by our current situation. It was nothing like that. It was my own decision to accept Luhan and be his lover. It's like, I found something in Luhan that's also similar to and lacking from Jongin or vice versa, which completed me in return.

Jongin: Yeah, I feel the same way.

Luhan: My tears won't stop falling from my eyes...

Kyungsoo: I mean, what I feel for my husband is different from what I feel for my boyfriend but they're the same romantic love I have for each of them. Which means that I love them both and I can't live without them anymore... Shit, I hope you all get what I mean. I suck at explaining.

Sehun: No, I get what you're saying, Kyungsoo. I've known your feelings from the start but hearing it actually from you is making me emotional. I kind of remembered when the four of us played Truth or Dare back then.

Kyungsoo: The papers were all blank. It was Luhan's idea.

Luhan: But it turned out great.

Jongin: Anyway, you said it well, Kyungsoo. That's what I wanted to tell everyone. Before, it was just Kyungsoo who completed me. He was the center of my life. But when Luhan came, I learned to share with Luhan the love I had for Kyungsoo, and those feelings bloomed into emotions just for Luhan entirely.

Luhan: Jongin... The way you explained it is just...

Jongin: To put it simply, I also fell in love with Luhan the way how Sehun fell in love with him. It was gradual and it had its own pace. It didn't exist just because I had to take responsibility for what I started, but because I loved Luhan for what he is as an individual. Just like what Kyungsoo said, the love I have for my husband is different from the affection I feel about my boyfriend, but they're both similar romantic love that I'm proud to tell the whole world.

Sehun: I'm having little chest seizures right now Jongin, and it feels good for a certain reason.

Jongin: I'll take it as a nice thing, then. Haha.

Luhan: When I realized what I felt for both Kyungsoo and Jongin, I decided to tell Jongin about it first, that I wanted to be officially theirs. It gave me some sort of confidence because I felt that Jongin and Kyungsoo were falling in love with me in a unanimous way. Meaning, we three all had been catching feelings for each other and we were just, you know, walking on eggshells...

Jongin: Mm-hm, it was a hard phase of our lives because we were all confused, afraid, and unsure of what we were doing. We thought we could just all have casual threesomes as long as we liked, but nobody expected that it could actually progress into something deeper than that.

Kyungsoo: There was a time when Jongin and I felt like we were cheating with one another because what we felt about Luhan was already love.

Luhan: One night when I mustered enough courage, I asked Jongin if it was possible to have both him and Kyungsoo as my boyfriends? I asked him if there was a way that the thing we do as three people could have a label? I asked him if there was a chance that I could experience a serious commitment with the two of them? I was afraid of rejection but I still took the risk and offered myself to join their relationship.

Sehun: You mean, you told Jongin that you wanted to be in a poly with them... Am I right?

Luhan: Yeah, I didn't even know what exactly it was called that time. I just knew that I loved them both and I couldn't live without them. I was aware that it was not gonna be a normal relationship but what could I do? It was what my heart desired. I couldn't choose between them. It was the two of them or none, there was nothing in between.

Jongin: Kyungsoo and I talked about that matter sincerely. I asked if he was willing to engage into a polyamory with Luhan. We both opened up to each other about how we felt for him. I told Kyungsoo that a throuple wouldn't work out well if it was just me who loved Luhan in a romantic way. If what Kyungsoo felt for Luhan was just purely lust and not love, then we two wouldn't do it. Luhan wanted a serious relationship like what Kyungsoo and I had as a couple, and I didn't want to break Luhan's heart if Kyungsoo didn't feel the same way. It must be unanimous and consensual.

Kyungsoo: That time, when Jongin brought up that topic to me, I was still confused about my feelings. At first I thought I was asexual, then I realized I was actually gay. Then next, I developed feelings for another guy aside from my boyfriend. I mean, what the hell was wrong with me? Was I still normal? But who cares? It was complicated, sure, but it didn't stop me from making a decision. I told Jongin yes, that I wanted to be in a relationship with both him and Luhan.

Jongin: When Kyungsoo agreed to it, I felt happy, yes. But deep inside, I was also scared. There were countless what-if's going in my mind. What if we made the wrong decision? What if having Luhan with us could ruin the already stable relationship Kyungsoo and I had? What if we were better off just sex friends with Luhan after all?

Kyungsoo: We wouldn't know if we wouldn't try, so let's just do this and take the risk, I told Jongin that. If we were really destined to be in this kind of relationship, then no matter what happened, we would still stay together all though out.

Jongin: And now look at us. We're here. Still together and complete.

Kyungsoo: The only difference is that we got older, but everyone's still the same.

Sehun: Yeah, and your height's still the same, right?

Luhan: ...I'm laughing and crying at the same time. Pfft...

Sehun: Wow, you've been together for almost a decade now.

Jongin: Yeah. I spent my youth with them.

Luhan: So, continuing the story. I was so over the moon that day Jongin and Kyungsoo told me that yes, you are in. It was like, I got accepted for a job interview! I finally got promoted from being a sex friend to a boyfriend! Sex had never felt that good especially if you were dating the persons involved.

Jongin: I totally agree. Luhan didn't have to hold back from kissing us anymore. Meanwhile, Kyungsoo and I no longer have to hesitate saying I love you to Luhan without feeling conflicted.

Kyungsoo: And it doesn't feel wrong about not using condoms, coming inside, cuddling, or just making out outside the bedroom. Those were simple things but to me it was a big deal.

Luhan: I thought to myself, is this even real? Do I have someone to belong to now? Everything came down on me the moment we three confessed about our feelings. Before, we'd just fuck and we'd fail to share our thoughts, so after our confession, everyone realized that conversation was very important. So we tried communicating as much as possible both in bed and outside of the bed.

Sehun: Mm-hm, that's essential to every damn relationship.

Jongin: We set rules and made adjustments in our new relationship and it was so hard at first, especially when it comes to making love. Having sex without the other became an issue. It was mostly the reason why we fought a lot.

Kyungsoo: Back then, when Jongin and Luhan would make love without telling me, I'd feel so betrayed. So as revenge, I'd purposely have loud sex with Luhan everytime Jongin had to rest after his part-time job just so I could bother him.

Jongin: Of course, I'd get mad so sometimes I'd intentionally ruin his essay as payback.

Sehun: What!? So immature.

Kyungsoo: Everytime Jongin did that, the bedroom was off-limits to him so he'd sleep in the living room alone.

Luhan: I've been always a pushover who literally did everything so that my boyfriends wouldn't fight. It was the most difficult because I didn't know which side to take. I'd felt so torn apart and I'd blame myself...

Sehun: Hyung...

Jongin: Aside from that, we'd often feel insecure, break promises, and experience lots of misunderstandings. We'd argue about money matters, college stuff, rent, chores, and time management. Unlike before which I only had to think about one person, now I couldn't do that anymore. I always had to think double and consider double. Two when it came to this, two when it came to that. It wasn't very easy.

Kyungsoo: But problems are part of a relationship, so as making up. At the end of the day, we three would talk and clear things up. I'd tell them what made me upset. They'd tell me the things I did that have hurt their feelings.

Jongin: And like what normal boyfriends do, we'd go out on dates. To others, it may look like we were all just a bunch guys hanging out together with their best friends. But to us, it was love.

Sehun: Stop... This is making me sob so hard...

Luhan: I felt so loved because I'd get to make love with Jongin, while I also get to make love with Kyungsoo, not to mention the three-way sex we regularly do. There was balance in everything we did and that was what I loved most about our relationship. I'd get to experience three forms of lovemaking and I couldn't ask for anything anymore.

Sehun: You're living your life, hyung. What a queen.

Luhan: I'm your queen now~

Kyungsoo: Until today, even though Jongin and I are already married and Luhan's now dating Sehun, things never change. Well, except for the fact that I'm now a total bottom and Jongin and Luhan don't get to sleep with each other anymore.

Luhan: Maybe Sehun would consent to Jongin and I making love even just once? Just the two of us?

Sehun: Okay, but only just once! You hear me?

Luhan: Thank you!

Jongin: Haha. Sehun, you look so cute when you scowl~

Kyungsoo: That was a blessing from Sehun already. Pick a special date and add it to our calendar.

Luhan: Well, guys. This discussion about our throuple was pretty long and heartfelt! Are you still here with us? Jongin, please read some tweets.

Jongin: This is a tweet from @vivibestboi who is Luhan's IG follower and they said,

"I was watching and listening the whole time. I'm really thankful hearing your story, it made me feel warm. What you guys have is so precious and I learned lots of things about love from you. More power to the three of you!"

Sehun: I think I fell in love with Luhan hyung now more than yesterday after hearing everything. I just realized how amazing he is.

Luhan: Thanks, Sehun. I love you more.

Kyungsoo: Jongin, read the next question.

Jongin: Okay, hold on. Wait. Holy fuck... This next question is a bit... Should I read it?

Kyungsoo: Let me see.... What's your favorite threesome posi.... Shit. Luhan, is it okay if we talk about this in detail?

Sehun: What, what is it? I'm curious.

Jongin: Here. Read that one below.

Luhan: Omg. Really, you guys have no filter! Why would you ask something like this to me? Oh no, it's making me blush...

Sehun: I think this is okay, though? Time to reveal the question. It goes like this. Ahem, this is from @missing.ot12, a new twitter follower.

"Hey guys! What's your favorite threesome positions? Please explain it in exact detail, thank you!"

Luhan: But Sehun is with us! I can't say it. I'm too embarrassed!

Jongin: What, let him hear it!

Sehun: I'll just sit here and listen quietly, I promise. Don't worry, hyung. I'm not gonna comment negatively.

Kyungsoo: You start answering it, Jongin.

Jongin: Well... Let's see.... I love it when I fuck Kyungsoo doggy style then Luhan will be on the other side fucking my husband's mouth... It could be vice versa as I let Kyungsoo blow me, with Luhan having a toy in him while he bangs Kyungsoo in all fours... It just turns me on seeing Kyungsoo stuffed on both ends! Oh, I also prefer when my husband will be on top of me riding my cock while Luhan stands on the bed and has Kyungsoo sucking him off... Plus, when I fuck Kyungsoo from behind and Luhan makes out with him while I watch them both, it sure gets me coming hard fast!

Sehun: Dude... That was just...

Jongin: What? Hot, right?

Sehun: ...yeah.

Kyungsoo: Here's water to calm your burning imagination, Sehun.

Sehun: My innocence is gone now.

Luhan: What, you chose to be here so bear with it! How about you, Kyungsoo? What's your favorite, babe?

Kyungsoo: This is the thing I haven't told my partners yet, but I actually like DP.

Jongin: Oh, now I know!

Luhan: Me, too! When we all three were still dating, I loved getting a DP.

Sehun: Huh? DP? What's that?

Luhan: DP is when you receive two cocks in your ass at the same time, short for double penetration.

Sehun: WHAT!? Fucking shit, am I hearing this right now? Why would... why would you do that to Kyungsoo!?

Kyungsoo: Because it feels good. I love it when Jongin and Luhan are both inside me.

Luhan: Wait, I'm so shy!

Jongin: Go on, Kyungsoo! Go on! Hahaha!

Sehun: The hell did I just imagine...

Jongin: Say it, Kyungsoo. Come on!

Kyungsoo: Okay, so... It goes like this... I'll ride Jongin's cock while my boyfriend, Luhan also enters me from behind so that I'll get stuffed by both of them... Sometimes, we'll do it standing or lying down on the bed... My husband will carry me and Luhan will hug me, then both of them will fuck my ass while I'm in the middle... It's just too damn amazing feeling my husband and my boyfriend thrust in and out of me while I just do nothing but moan... Damn, now I'm getting hard just thinking about it.

Luhan: ...

Sehun: That explanation was literally so clear that I think I just watched it all in my mind... Oh my fucking god....

Luhan: Can we pause the live, I have to wash my face. It's too hot.

Jongin: Kyungsoo! That was so perfect! Oh, here's a comment saying, "I think I'm listening to an erotic audiobook and now I'm suddenly feeling horny. Love you guys!ㅋㅋㅋ"

Kyungsoo: I think I said too much again.

Sehun: Hyung, how about you? Wait, I think I'm not yet ready to hear yours.

Luhan: Cover your ears, then.

Jongin: Luhan's quite the nasty one during threesomes and he's the most vocal.

Kyungsoo: I agree.

Sehun: Spill it and pretend I'm not here.

Luhan: I love everything we do so it's hard for me to choose! But my favorite is gonna be Kyungsoo lying on his back as I fuck his ass while Jongin is shoving his cock into Kyungsoo's mouth! Wait, I love sixty-nine, too. I'll have a dildo in me, Kyungsoo will blow me while I rim him, then Jongin will fuck Kyungsoo while I also suck Jongin's cock thrusting in and out of him! Oh, it could also be Jongin and I getting sucked off and jerked off alternately by Kyungsoo... It's pure pleasure seeing Kyungsoo settled in between our legs like he's our bitch for our dicks.... Mmm, it's so fucking hot.... Oh my god.... I think I just popped a boner.

Kyungsoo: Same. My dick has just reacted to that.

Sehun: ....

Jongin: Sehun, believe me. It's honestly 100 times hotter when Luhan tops. I'll make sure to video it and send it to you.

Sehun: ....

Kyungsoo: I mean, you could watch me and Luhan have sex once if you like? I'm sure Jongin wouldn't mind.

Jongin: Yep, just say it anytime!

Sehun: ....

Luhan: Aaahhh! Don't look at me like that, Sehun. What the hell...

Jongin: Pfft. To all our viewers, Sehun has just malfunctioned!

Kyungsoo: "He must be so shocked. Haha. Is he okay?" said username @sese_anus. Don't worry, Sehun is still breathing so he's gonna be fine.

Sehun: I'm... I'm going to the bathroom real quick...

Luhan: Okay, don't take too long!

Jongin: He stood up so fast and locked the bathroom.

Kyungsoo: I bet Sehun got an erection and will relieve himself a bit. Haha. So cute.

Luhan: I think it's finally time to end our livestream so I'll just read one last question~ This is tweeted by @PB_author and they simply said:

"To Jongin and Kyungsoo, please give Luhan a sweet message from the bottom of your hearts! I support you guys and I'll always be a fan."

Jongin: Aww. Thank you! I'm very happy that there are still lots of people who support us so I'm really grateful.

Luhan: I don't think we've done this before, right?

Kyungsoo: Yeah.

Jongin: So, I'll go first with my message! Okay, ahem... What the-- don't laugh! I'm not even saying anything yet!

Kyungsoo: Pfft. What, you look so handsome wearing a serious face. I can't help it.

Sehun: I'm back, just ignore me and continue what you guys are doing! I'll listen from here!

Kyungsoo: Did you jerk off that fast?

Sehun: I just sprayed it with cold water and it went down on its own.

Luhan: Jongin, I'm waiting.

Jongin: Ahem! To Luhan, who's been there for me since the beginning of time, putting up with my childishness and cheering me up whenever I feel down... I appreciate it all, baby. Everytime Kyungsoo and I fight, you'd blame yourself even though you didn't do anything wrong... You'd do everything for us to make up so I'm proud to say that Kyungsoo and I won't be here to what we are now if it weren't for you... You saved both me and Kyungsoo, and without you, we won't be complete. We cherish you a lot and we won't trade you for anything in this world, you already know that, right?

Jongin: So, I'm very grateful to have you in our life, babe. I'm sorry if this naive man did things that have hurt your feelings in the past... I promise that I'll be a better boyfriend to you everyday... I'm gonna be here whenever you need me, so thank you, baby... Your happiness with Sehun is also my happiness. That's from the bottom of my heart. I love you so much... I'll always be your Daddy and--- Oh no... why the hell are you crying!!!!? HAHAHAHA!

Sehun: Haha. Look at him suddenly clinging to me. Hyung, Jongin's still speaking.

Luhan: Yeah, I heard it all... I love you too, Jongin... I was just too emotional, I couldn't hold back my tears...

Kyungsoo: Okay, if that's the case then I'm not gonna give my message anymore.

Jongin: Don't be jealous and just tell him your message!

Kyungsoo: Okay. Dear, bitch...

Luhan: What the hell. It's supposed to be a sweet message!

Kyungsoo: Jongin already said what I wanted to say so I'll just keep it short. To Luhan, who always annoys the shit out of me...

Luhan: Yes?

Kyungsoo: I'll always be your best friend, your boyfriend, and your wife until we grow old. If Sehun tries to hurt you, I'll kill him for you. Baby, you know I love you, right? Let's stay with each other for a long time.

Sehun: I'm supposed to feel scared but... seeing Kyungsoo's puffy eyes is already making me tear up...!

Jongin: That's already the sweetest thing Kyungsoo has ever told Luhan, I'm so proud.

Luhan: WAAAAHHHH~ KYUNGSOO!!!! I love you so much. I promise I'm not gonna annoy you anymore!

Kyungsoo: Oh my god, Sehun, please hold your man. I'm not dealing with him.

Jongin: Well, I guess that ends our livestream tonight? Thank you guys to all who tuned in. Kyungsoo and I had so much fun with this live Q&A!

Sehun: Give Luhan hyung lots of support! Buy his toys, too!

Luhan: For the one hour you spent with me tonight guys, I wanna thank you all! To my subscribers who watched our live and to my followers who sent us tweets, I'm so happy for your company!

Kyungsoo: Good night, everybody. Sleep well.

Jongin: Turn off the camera now, let's have a threesome!

Kyungsoo: I'd love that.

Sehun: Hello, but I'm still here?

Jongin: Join us!

Sehun: No way!

Kyungsoo: Well, I don't mind?

Sehun: Well, I mind!

Luhan: Bye for real, everyone. See you on my next livestream! Keep safe and take care! Peace out~!

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Quote of the day: Falling in love is not just butterflies in your stomach. It's a feeling that this person is for you, and before them, you were incomplete.

To be continued.

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"This chapter has been quite a long ride with more than 14k words I wrote in like two months. I hope you enjoyed new sides of these unique lovely couples!"

- ParkBaekkie