*

"I'm telling you, I'm Baekhyun's girlfriend!"

"He's literally two decades older than you."

"Age doesn't matter!"

"And he's basically your teacher and your uncle."

"Uncle Channie is my only uncle and Baekhyun is my boyfriend!"

"Hey. Kids aren't allowed in this household so you're not supposed to be here."

"But Mommy said I'm gonna spend the whole weekend with Baekhyun!"

"Listen. This house is strictly for boys only, okay? So go home to your Mommy already."

"Waaaaaaahhhh! Why won't you believe me! Let me see Baekhyun!"

In the Park household's living room is where our four very mature twenty-five-ish-year-old men, Sehun, Luhan, Kyungsoo, and Jongin, are cornering a five-year old little girl named, Eri, a.k.a. Chanyeol's niece. Still clad in her kindergarten uniform and carrying a yellow backpack, she is crying and throwing a huge tantrum much to everyone's headache.

"I wanna see Baekhyun! Give me Baekhyun!"

Why is she here anyway?

Apparently, Yura, Chanyeol's sister and Eri's mother, is out for an overseas business trip with her husband, and they asked (begged) Chanyeol and Baekhyun over the phone to babysit their daughter during the weekend. After that abrupt phone call, they dropped off Eri in the mansion this afternoon, so the four guys who are not yet informed are surprised by the child's sudden visit.

Eri even almost caught Jongin and Kyungsoo making out on the couch as soon as she entered the house; good thing Sehun was quick to pull her away and cover her eyes.

"I have to call your Uncle Chanyeol and ask what's going on because we absolutely have no idea what to do with you," Kyungsoo says as he gets his phone to dial Chanyeol's number. He has Eri tightly clinging to his leg while the rest of the clueless guys are surrounding the two of them.

"Okay, just please don't make me leave... Mommy and Daddy are not home and I don't wanna be alone," Eri sniffs her snot and rubs her nose against the hem of Kyungsoo's wool sweater. "Where is Baekhyun, Kyungsoo? I wanna see him already..."

"What did you just call me?"

"Kyungsoo. That's your name, right?"

Kyungsoo raises a surprised eyebrow. Did he just hear that right? This girl just called him by his first name, not minding the fact that he's years older than her. Is this how kids are supposed to act nowadays?

"Pfft. Babe, she just called you Kyungsoo," Jongin tries not to laugh at his husband's disrespected face, "Seems like she doesn't know how to use the word Oppa."

"Are you calling Uncle Channie now? Can I use your phone? I'm talking to Uncle Channie myself! Is Baekhyun there, too?" Eri says while jumping and reaching out for Kyungsoo's arms. Kyungsoo is pushing her away but the girl is very persistent. "Come on. Kyungsoo! Give me the phone!"

"This is why I don't wanna have kids," Sehun points out while carrying his son, "Let alone be around kids. Vivi is enough for me."

"Woof! Woof!" Vivi licks Sehun's cheek as he barks.

"I think she's very mature for her age. Are all Parks like this?" Jongin watches how Eri defeats Kyungsoo by taking over his phone as she sits on the couch like a queen. "So scary..."

"Yeah. She's invading our home," Sehun agrees while nodding his head. "She's invading our privacy."

"Right? She came here to this house with a motive and that is to spy on us."

"And to steal Baekhyun away from Chanyeol."

"And to break us apart."

"And to turn everyone into a straight heterosexual man who loves titties."

"Oh my fucking god. I'm so freaking out right now."

"Tch. You both are so weird. I think Eri's really adorable and sweet. Look! Isn't she the loveliest?"

Sehun and Jongin shoot Luhan an odd look.

Before they both stare at Eri who's furiously rubbing Kyungsoo's shaved head (Kyungsoo got a haircut recently) with her stubby hands. Kyungsoo shoves her off and flicks her forehead, before taking back his phone. Eri breaks into a series of sobs again while kicking the air with her feet.

"What," Luhan shrugs casually, "I've always wanted to have a baby girl!"

"We're not giving you any baby girl," Sehun and Jongin answer in sync.

"Ahhhh! Kyungsoo hates me!" Eri screams and flails her hands, running across the living room while getting all chaotic and throwing stuff. She trips to her own feet because of moving too much, landing face first on the carpeted floor with a poof.

Everyone gasps.

Eri raises her head before she whines out loud:

"WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"

Luhan quickly comes to the rescue, picking Eri up and carrying her in his arms to hush her down. Rubbing her back and wiping her tears, he glares at Kyungsoo and Sehun both laughing at Chanyeol's niece. Why are his boyfriends like this, seriously?

"Oh my god! Are you okay, honey? Where does it hurt? Let me see your face!"

"Waaaah! My hair... It's... it's messy now!" Eri wails on top of her lungs while Luhan checks for any scratches on her face because of the fall. Fortunately there is none except for her disheveled and messy hair. Her pigtails are now all ruffled as well as her fringe, "I don't wanna be ugly!"

"Chanyeol said Eri's gonna stay here for two days until her parents come back from their business trip. Go babysit that kid, Luhan. I just can't deal with her right now," Kyungsoo massages his forehead, passing beside Luhan and basically giving up on life, "Come on, Sehun. Help me with the laundry."

"Okay," Sehun follows obediently, just because he and Luhan kind of soiled the bedsheets last night.

"When is Baekhyun gonna come home, Lulu?" Eri asks, pouting and giving Luhan a teary-eyed look, "I miss him already..."

"He's on his way home now, baby. While waiting for him, why don't we fix your hair so you can be really pretty again?" Luhan tells the girl as he puts her into calm mode while carrying her and heading to the staircase, "Let's go to my room and I'll give you a makeover."

"A makeover?"

"Yeah, and we're gonna play with Nini, too."

Jongin nods, "Yep. We're gonna have so much fun. You wanna play games?"

"Play? You have toys?" Eri asks excitedly. tears now gone. "I wanna play with Nini and Lulu now!"

"Yeah, I have lots and lots of toys."

Luhan gives Jongin a cheesy wink; Jongin shakes his head and smiles. So fucking naughty.

"You have a doll house and glitter slime, Lulu?"

"Well, I have make up?"

"Make up? Like Mommy's!?"

"Yeah, like Mommy's."

"Yay! I want that!"

Hours later as everyone gets back to their own business, Chanyeol's car can be heard being parked in the garage followed by the loud shuffling noises at the front door. Throwing his car keys somewhere on the counter, Chanyeol takes off his padded coat and puts it on the couch. Baekhyun hastily follows his husband until they reach the kitchen.

"Chanyeol sunbae, you didn't have to hang up on your sister like that," Baekhyun says to continue the conversation they were having in the car, "She was just asking if we could take care of her daughter for a while. You could've said goodbye nicely..."

"I told you, I didn't hang up on her."

"You did!"

"My thumb just slipped on the end call button on my phone. My bad."

Chanyeol drinks water, running a tired hand through his hair. Now he recalls the sudden phone call he had earlier this morning and it was from his sister and brother-in-law, asking for a favor to watch over Eri for the meantime. He could've said no if not for Baekhyun staring through his soul like the world greatly depends on his answer. He ended up agreeing anyway for the sake of being a good uncle (and a good husband in Baekhyun's eyes).

"Damn. I should've said no," he mutters to himself, seeing the untidiness in the living room, which is for sure, made by none other than the intruder. There are jumbo crayons all over the place, a pair of small shoes and crumpled socks, cookie crumbs sprinkled on the floor, a barbie doll and a tiny hairbrush on the top of the couch, "Shit. What's with all this mess?"

"Who else is gonna take care of Eri aside from us anyway?" Baekhyun deeply sighs, picking up the scattered stuff on the floor and cleaning the mess like what he normally does as a teaching assistant in the kindergarten, "Please bear with it for a while, okay? It's not like she's gonna disturb our home."

Chanyeol laughs without humor.

"But she's already doing it. Look at the house! What the hell is this?"

"You're just overreacting."

"Then how are we gonna have sex with Eri around? You know how that kid sticks to you 24/7. Have you ever thought about that?"

Baekhyun falls silent.

"Oh."

He hasn't thought about that.

Sure, he and Chanyeol fooled around within this hectic week but they didn't actually have the chance to get it on. It was either Baekhyun would fall asleep first before they could even make love, or his husband would be too tired and sleepy to fuck. It may be unbelievable but that was what really happened. They've been celibate for five days. What a record-breaking episode.

"Oh my god..." Baekhyun covers his whole face, "You're right..."

"See?" Chanyeol says, and to prove his argument, he even shows his fingers to count their drought and busy days together. "The last time we had sex was still on Sunday. Monday came. Then Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. Today's already Friday and I barely survived this sex-deprived week. Ugh, no wonder I've been feeling super stressed out..." He sadly shakes his head and acts like he's fainting. "So don't tell me that I still have to wait until the weekend is over babe, or else I'm gonna die..."

"W-we could do it when Eri's already sleeping," Baekhyun whispers, blushing, seeing his overdramatic man suddenly giving him a pitiful look, "Don't worry. I'll definitely make her sleep at eight o'clock and she'll doze off like a log."

"How are you gonna do that?"

"Disney Plus."

"Just make sure that'll work."

"Trust me, we're gonna finally have sex tonight whatever it takes!"

"Fuck. I'm so excited. I can't wait."

"Me too, so don't be sad anymore, alright?"

"Psh. My sister could've just taken Eri to her grandma or something," Chanyeol crosses his arms over his chest. He still can't move on from the fact that his own sister made him a babysitter. "Or to a daycare center!"

"Wait, what?" Baekhyun gasps in disbelief at his husband's last remark. "You didn't just say that."

"Say what?"

"She's your family!"

"I KNOW!"

"THEN BE NICE TO HER!"

"I'M ALREADY NICE TO HER EVER SINCE SHE WAS BORN!"

"LIAR!"

Chanyeol immediately covers his ears.

"Why are you raising your voice?"

"You did it first! So please don't yell at me!" Baekhyun screams back. "It's bad for the baby!"

Chanyeol stares.

"What baby...?"

"Me!" Baekhyun yells, sulking. "I'm the baby!"

Chanyeol can't help laughing at that.

"Okay, BABY. I'm sorry. I'm not gonna yell anymore."

"If you really didn't want Eri to be here then you could've just said so earlier in a nice way..."

"How could I do that when you were like, glaring at me throughout the phone call as if you were telling me you wouldn't talk to me anymore if I said no?"

"I... I wasn't glaring at you."

"Hey, don't act clueless now."

"I'm innocent."

Chanyeol attempts to walk and step out of the kitchen island, when he almost trips on something on the floor. Looking down to his foot, his eyes literally widen in shock when he sees what just got stuck on his indoor slipper.

"Is this a gum?"

No. It's Eri's undies. Strawberry-patterned panties to be exact.

"FUCK!!!"

He kicks it away before it flies away to the living room's carpet.

"AAAHHHH!!!"

Baekhyun is not supposed to laugh right now but Chanyeol getting scared of a kid's undies is so damn hilarious.

Meanwhile, Eri comes running barefooted while wearing a big shirt that is practically too oversized for her it could pass as a dress.

"Eri! Come back here! We're not yet done drying your hair!"

"Nooooo! Don't wannaaaa~"

Eri bumps into Baekhyun as she escapes from Luhan chasing her with a hairdryer in hand. Lifting her head up, a radiant smile flashes on her face at the sight of the person he's been waiting for the whole day.

"BAEKHYUN!!! You're finally home!!!"

Baekhyun squats to her eye level, offering the tiny lady a sweet smile.

"Yeah. I'm home."

Raising her arms up, she jumps cutely in front of the older.

"Please carry me, Baekhyun! Please? Please? Please? I want a hug! Give me a hug!"

"Sure, come here."

"Yay!"

Chanyeol blankly stares, and probably he's feeling betrayed, especially when Baekhyun scoops the girl up in his arms. When Baekhyun turns around, Eri teasingly sticks her tongue out at Chanyeol as she hugs Baekhyun's neck, mimicking a 'bleeeh' to his uncle.

Bleeeh, Chanyeol shows his tongue out and mouths back.

"I've been waiting for you since this morning, Baekhyun..."

"Really?"

"Mm-hm. I'm telling Daddy that I'm gonna live here in this house from now on!"

"Oh no, you can't do that."

"Why not?"

Baekhyun side-glances Chanyeol before whispering to Eri's ear:

"Uncle Channie will get grumpy again..."

"He's always grumpy!"

"He is?"

"Yeah, and he's ugly..."

Chanyeol rolls his eyes, "You're uglier."

"Luhan hyung. Why is Eri wearing a big shirt?" Baekhyun asks Luhan, laughing a bit, as she notices Eri's Gucci dress falling past her knees, "Wait, is this yours?"

"Oh that," Luhan chuckles. "Yeah, that's mine. She made a mess while eating ice cream, so I dressed her up while her clothes are still in the dryer."

"Did she take a shower, too?"

"Yep. All squeaky clean from head to toe."

"Lulu gave me a super makeover and I had pretty make up on my face just like Mommy's so I told Lulu I wanted a bubble bath, and after that we also played with Vivi because Vivi was barking and doing some tricks and he was so cute! Oh, and Hunnie shampooed my hair, too! I told him I wanted him to be my Prince but Hunnie said he already had a Princess and that's Lulu," Eri giggles while the grown-ups try to follow all she's talking about. "And Lulu made me wear his shirt because I told him I wanted to try a boyfriend shirt just like what I saw on my Instagram!"

"You have Instagram?"

"Yeah, I have like, 14 followers and they're all my classmates! But I blocked Ami yesterday because she was so mean to me so I only have 13 now..."

Chanyeol, Baekhyun, and Luhan exchange amused looks. Sometimes, they're still wondering if Eri's really five years old or she's actually fifteen trapped in a kid's body. She's adorable, nevertheless, so she receives a kiss on the cheek from Luhan. Smooch.

"Lulu's kiss is so sweet," Eri chuckles. "Lulu, can I be your wife someday?"

"Hey, you're too young to say things like that!" Chanyeol yells, "Damn, this child..."

"Well, I can be Eri's first love?" Luhan says.

Chanyeol and Baekhyun share several seconds of silence after that. For a moment somehow, what Luhan just said kind of feels reasonably correct in another life.

"Anyway, Sehun was freaking out in the bathroom the whole time while we were helping Eri wash up. You know, seeing that," Luhan says and makes a kissy face, pertaining to the pink underwear lying innocently on the floor. He shrugs and picks it up anyway, "I think he was traumatized."

"Oh my god," Baekhyun doesn't know whether to laugh or not. But one thing's for sure; he can't imagine Sehun being a father nor does his husband. He smiles at Eri clinging to his neck and also pecks her on the cheek. Mwah. "Are you hungry now, My Princess?"

"I'm... Baekhyun's Princess?"

"Of course, you are."

Grinning ear-to-ear when Baekhyun calls her His Princess, Eri nods her head at the two pretty adults.

"What do you wanna eat for dinner, Princess Eri?" Luhan asks gently. "Kyungsoo will cook it for you."

"Hmm... I want chicken?"

"What else?"

"And mashed potatoes!"

"All right. Let's have chicken and mashed potatoes for Your Highness~"

Chanyeol, who still exists in the corner by the way, and has been cringing at all these cavity-inducing baby-talk, makes a disgusted barfing reaction.

"Blargh, I hate mashed potatoes."

*

Dinner is served on the table with the food Eri requested, as everyone gathers in the dining room at 7:30PM sharp. Since the family is complete tonight, each chair is occupied by every individual facing their respective partners. Tops on the right and bottoms on the left; Chanyeol facing Baekhyun, Sehun facing Luhan, and Jongin facing Kyungsoo. Their positions look almost perfectly aligned for the dinner, if not for that small head wearing a pair of red ribbons peeking out from the front center of the dining table.

"I can't see!!!" Eri screams.

Right, they almost forgot. There are six and a half of them tonight, and Eri sitting on a grown-up's chair can't reach her plate and chopsticks to eat.

"Waaahhh! This table is too high for me! I want my chair!" Eri sulks and pouts, "My Hello Kitty chair Daddy bought for me... I want that...."

"Your chair is at home, Eri. We don't have it here," Chanyeol, who is the closest, whispers to his niece, "Come here. Just sit on my lap and I'll feed you."

"I don't want Uncle Channie's lap."

"What?"

"I said, I don't wanna sit on your lap!"

"Why not?"

"It's not soft."

Chanyeol is taken aback. What the hell? Was he rejected just now!? How dare this kid?

"Pfft," Baekhyun snickers.

Moving her eyes around the table after standing up on the high chair so she can view everyone, Eri points at the person who is closest to the chicken.

"I wanna sit there!"

Everybody shifts their gaze to Jongin.

"Sure," Jongin handsomely smiles, so Eri immediately goes down from the chair and runs to the man. He helps the little girl climb on top of his left thigh so that she is now nicely seated on it.

Kyungsoo almost coos at the sight because it's just too adorable. He stops himself by drinking water, clearing his throat yet smiling behind his hand.

"Ahem. Let's eat, everyone."

"Thank you for the food, Kyungsoo!"

"You're welcome."

"I'll enjoy this well--mmmh. So yummy!"

"Don't talk when your mouth is full, Baekhyun."

"Can somebody pass me the rice, please~"

"It's literally in front of you, Sehun."

"Hey, this dish tastes delicious! What did you put in here?"

"Hyung, don't steal my chicken!"

"Is that yours? Do you have a name on it?"

"It's closer to me so it's mine."

"No, I already have dibs on that chicken so it's mine. It has my saliva on it."

"Ew. Chanyeol, since when did you start being gross?"

"He's always gross."

"Says the one who brushes his teeth only once a day!"

"Excuse me!?"

"Please let me have my meal in peace, you noisy adults!"

"Nini, Nini," Eri mumbles, lightly tugging Jongin's shirt, not paying attention to the chaos around them. She juts out her bottom lip and points at the fried chickens on Jongin's plate. "Please, feed me?"

"Okay. Which piece do you want?"

"That one."

"This one?" Jongin carefully picks the smallest piece with his chopsticks, receiving an aggressive nod from the child, "You sure you want this one? It's spicy."

"It's spicy?"

"Yeah. Look, it's so orange."

"I can eat spicy food well, though."

"Really? Your mouth will get hot and you're gonna tear up."

"I said, I want that chicken. Give me that chicken, Jongin!"

"Okay, okay. Fine... You sure you'll like it?"

"Yeah! I'm sure!"

"Alright, then. Say ahh."

"Ahhh~"

Opening her mouth and biting on that piece of drumstick Jongin is feeding her, Eri slowly chews it until her facial expression gradually changes.

"WAAAAHHHHH!!!" Eri loudly sobs as she fans her mouth furiously. Her whole face is now flaming red as tears well up in her eyes, "It's too spicy!!!"

The loud bustle in the dining room stops when Eri's tiny screeching voice arises, followed by Jongin standing up in panic. Jongin runs to the fridge and grabs a carton of milk, pouring it to the glass.

"Hey! What did you do to the kid!?" Kyungsoo asks.

"She said she wanted to eat spicy chicken so I fed it to her!" Jongin yells, helping Eri drink the milk to ease the spiciness. He gives her water after that, "I'm sorry, baby! Are you okay? Is your mouth swollen? Do you wanna go to the doctor--"

"D-doctor?"

"Yeah, the doctor will pluck out your tongue and give you an injection," Sehun scares.

"Sehun, you're not helping!" Luhan blurts out. What, it was a joke, Sehun silently says.

"No! I hate doctors!" Eri shouts back, shoving Jongin away and rushing to Baekhyun's lap to ask for pity, "Waaaaah, Baekhyun... T-they're so mean to me! I-I don't wanna go to the hospital!"

Sighing helplessly, Baekhyun stands up and carries the little girl to calm her down, "Sssh. They're just messing with you, baby. Don't mind them, okay?" He soothes her back affectionately while Eri buries her face into the crook of his neck. "You alright now? Let's continue eating."

"Okay, but I want my chair..."

Eri refuses to eat dinner without her chair so Chanyeol has to drive to his sister's house and go get that damn Hello Kitty chair. He also packs her pajamas, spare clothes, stuffed toys, and her toothbrush, before driving back home in a span of twenty minutes. But when Chanyeol arrives in the mansion, Eri has already finished eating. She tells her uncle that she doesn't want her Hello Kitty chair anymore, and that she wants her Little Pony blanket instead.

Chanyeol swears he just popped a vein or two in his neck, losing his temper. Baekhyun has to hug him for thirty minutes until he's feeling better.

Such a big baby.

*

"You sure she's not gonna disturb us anymore?" Chanyeol mutters while peeping at the door and looking at his niece who's engrossed watching Frozen 2 in the guest room by herself. Her chirpy giggles can be heard from the outside as she enjoys the movie. "What if she gets bored and throws another tantrum?"

"Her favorite movie is now playing so she won't leave the room until it's over, then she'll fall asleep eventually," Baekhyun replies. He tugs his husband while they both walk on tippy toes, "Come on, Chanyeol sunbae. We have one hour and forty-three minutes to have sex."

"Just barely two hours!?" Chanyeol complains, yet he's already taking off his clothes the moment they arrive in the masters bedroom. Scooping Baekhyun up, he throws him to the bed, making the male chuckle as he hurriedly undresses as well.

"Wait. Did I lock the door?"

"I don't know," Baekhyun shrugs and rolls over to expose his peach-like ass, "Did you?"

"I guess so. Let me check."

"Stay here. I'll check."

When Baekhyun is sure that the doorknob is tightly secured and locked, he wiggles his eyebrows and squeals like a teenage girl. Running back to the bed stark naked, he jumps at Chanyeol who's already turned on, erect, and anticipating.

"Babe. I'm just gonna shove it in real quick because I'm so fucking horny right now," Chanyeol excitedly says, pinning Baekhyun down on the bed while he strokes his cock coated with lube he applies in a rush, "Ah, shit... I already went hard the moment I saw your bare ass."

"Just put it in... I'm already prepared," Baekhyun hooks his hand behind his parted knees to show his sexy buttocks. "Fuck me now, please. I loosened up myself in the bath for you."

Chanyeol smirks.

"How considerate."

No time for foreplay and pleasantries, and so like a hungry beast, Chanyeol devours his husband by getting on top of his smaller body, mounting him from behind. Spreading Baekhyun's soft and round ass, he pushes without warning, penetrating him in one go, all throughout. Damn, this is so amazing, at last, he's sensing Baekhyun's tightness and warmth once again.

"Ugh, fuck... Finally... It's so good inside you..."

Grunting in pleasure, he grabs Baekhyun's waist with his two hands, groping the male's butt cheeks while he thrusts. In this dominating position is where he can properly see how his manhood directly enters Baekhyun's hole, resulting in him feeling more excited and turned on.

Lying down flat on his stomach, face buried on the pillow, and biting his bottom lip, Baekhyun has to find support by clutching on the bedsheets. Chanyeol is pounding into him hard and fierce, as though his length was getting deeper at every push and pull. He holds in his breath for a while, enduring the weight of being literally pinned down the mattress like this, yet Chanyeol withdrawing and slamming back into him is actually painfully intense.

What makes him instantly open his eyes, jerk, and scream, is when Chanyeol suddenly holds his nape as the man continues to fuck him, extreme, hasty, and powerful, like he was just a hole seeking for fleeting pleasure.

"Hngh, it--ooh... wait, it hurts! Stop... Ah! Please, it's too much...!"

"Fucking, shit... I don't think I can--mngh, hold back, Baekhyun... Just a bit more..."

Maybe Baekhyun is exaggerating tonight but this incredibly wild and hungry sex seriously hurts he could pass out. He won't last long if he and Chanyeol keep going like this; it's hot and erotic, yet painstakingly forceful, as if Chanyeol was too desperate to orgasm.

"Don't move too fast, Chanyeol sunbae. Please slow down!"

"Huh? What was that?"

"Wait, wait a second... You're--haah, being so intense! TIME OUT!!!" Baekhyun yells on top of his lungs, "I said, it hurts! SNAP OUT OF IT!!!"

Chanyeol immediately stops when Baekhyun pushes his body away with force. Baekhyun grabs a pillow and covers his flushed face with it.

"Sorry, I wasn't listening..." Chanyeol sighs, feeling guilty now that he realizes what just happened. Shit. The fuck did he just do? "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, just. Just please be gentle since it's been a while... It's like I've turned back into a virgin..."

"I'm sorry, babe. I wasn't able to control myself... I won't be rough anymore."

"It still feels tight down there even after stretching it long enough... It hurts when you do me from that position and it doesn't feel good at all. I don't like it," Baekhyun explains honestly what he feels, "I thought I could take it, but I couldn't after all. So if you keep being rough, I won't have sex with you tonight."

Chanyeol looks at him softly.

"Then I'll do it gently this time."

"...you will?"

"Yeah, I promise. So don't cover your face."

Hesitant, Baekhyun peeks at Chanyeol behind the pillow.

"Wait, are you crying?"

"Because it hurts..."

"Is it really painful?"

"A little..."

Chanyeol sighs tiredly, plopping beside Baekhyun to embrace him comfortingly.

"I apologize. I didn't mean to hurt you. We can stop if you really can't do it now."

"We're already naked so let's just continue... Just fulfill your promise, okay?"

To be honest, this kind of set-up won't work for the both of them. If they don't have sex at least once before the week finishes, no matter how ridiculous may it seems, Baekhyun turns back into a virgin and Chanyeol turns into a beast.

"Face here."

Lying on his side to face his husband, Baekhyun rests his leg on top of Chanyeol's pelvis so that Chanyeol can access his behind, tenderly massaging his hurting butt.

"Let's ease the pain here first..."

Lifting his chin up, Baekhyun lets his man leave chaste kisses on his neck and shoulder. Chanyeol's hot breath blowing on his skin tickles, making him shudder, chuckle, and smile.

"That's right. Just smile like that."

Eyes closed, chests flushed, feet tangled, and arms wrapped around one another, their lips meet in a heartbeat, sharing one warm and mild, yet long, open-mouthed kiss. On the bed under the broad ceiling of their dim-light room, Baekhyun scoots closer and heaves contentedly as Chanyeol grinds their erections together.

Finally. This intimate sensation of skin against skin, and the combined heat emanating from their hot bodies are enough to make Baekhyun's heart feel at ease. He has his hand crawling up to cup Chanyeol's face, traveling behind his man's head so he can fist some strands of his hair.

"Chanyeol sunbae."

"Yeah?"

Smiling into the kiss, Chanyeol subtly sucks on Baekhyun's lower lip before sliding in his tongue, kissing him long and deep. As he kisses Baekhyun, hard yet affectionate, he roams his hand on the smooth expanse of Baekhyun's pale and flawless skin.

"I have to tell you something."

"What is it?"

Baekhyun snuggles and whispers:

"I adore you."

"You adore me?"

"Yes."

Chanyeol chuckles, brushing Baekhyun's fringe as he says, I adore you, too. He feels the male grabbing his wrist, guiding his index finger towards his butt. Getting up, Chanyeol then grabs the lube, squirts an enough amount, and carefully eases a finger into Baekhyun's tightness.

"You feel it getting inside you?" Chanyeol whispers to the male's ear while he fingers him in a gentle and firm motion, "See, it's entering pretty smoothly..."

"Yes... Hngh, m-move it deeper, please?"

"You want it deeper?"

"...yeah."

"Like this, babe?"

"Ooh, that hits the spot..."

"I'll add two more then."

The yearning expression in Baekhyun's pretty eyes results in Chanyeol leaning down lower, sweetly kissing Baekhyun, delicate and unhurried, while he works his finger to loosen him up more. His cock has been rock-hard since earlier but he chooses to be patient until the male is completely ready.

"How can you--haaah, do it better than me?" Baekhyun asks, allowing his man to finger-fuck his hole to prepare for penetration the second time. Being stimulated by Chanyeol's fingers feels so awesome, making his toes curl in pleasure, "Yes, faster, Chanyeol sunbae... Ah, more! Right there..."

"I've been doing this since high school. Of course, I'm already an expert," Chanyeol laughs and pecks Baekhyun's eyelid, "Raise your leg higher... I'll make love to you now."

Baekhyun waits until he feels the tip of Chanyeol's hard cock aligning to his entrance so his husband can fully enter him and penetrate him. He lets out a long gasp when Chanyeol starts building his pace, fucking him in this intimate position where they can hug and see each other better. He admits this position really turns him on, now that he's hearing his husband's sexy moans and having him thrust into his ass so good. It's that kind of sex that is so intense yet also incredibly amazing that it keeps on wanting him for more. It's like his body is set on fire; he's throbbing all over.

"Mngh, it feels so good... Do it harder until I come... Ooh, please..."

"It doesn't hurt anymore?" Chanyeol asks.

Baekhyun shakes his head.

"No, not anymore... K-keep going..."

Leaning away shortly to stare at Baekhyun's eyes filled with satisfaction and longing, Chanyeol smiles and whispers, I love you. You are my life, before claiming Baekhyun's lips again as he makes love to him faster and harder. What to do? There are more than seven billion people in the world but he chooses to love this person so much it's driving him crazy?

I know, Baekhyun replies with a chuckle, before clinging to his husband closer and submitting to his desires. Every inch of his skin has marks of Chanyeol and that's what he loves best; to be entirely claimed by his husband until there is no territory left uncharted.

"Fuck.. Mmph, it's so hot inside you. Oh, shit..."

"Aaahh... Don't stop... Ugh, yeah... It feels so good!"

"Baekhyun, you're moaning so loud right now. How sexy..."

"W-wait, I think I'm gonna co--mhng! It's too much!"

"Yeah? Are you close?"

Chanyeol makes Baekhyun orgasm first in the next few minutes of their lovemaking, jerking off Baekhyun's cock as he keeps fucking the male's ass with rough yet fluid thrusts. Baekhyun spurts his release into the sheets, feeling kind of shy that it took him a while to climax.

"Haaa, fuck... I'm gonna come..."

Chanyeol pulls out his length, releases his cum into his own hand not long afterwards, and sighs in relief now that they have both reached their high without any interruption. Their sex is sealed with another fond kissing and lazy cuddling, and maybe some nose bumping in between. When they recover from their bliss, Baekhyun does the initiative to clean up their mess with a towel from the bedside table.

"Let's go for one more. We still have, like," Chanyeol glances at the clock on their night stand, "forty minutes left... I think Eri already fell asleep..."

"Sure~" Baekhyun grins and pushes his husband down so that he's now settled on top of him, bouncing on his torso, "I'll be in control now!"

"Wanna ride me this time?"

"Yeah."

Baekhyun is still about to dive his mouth into Chanyeol's lips for a kiss when...

Knock. Knock.

Chanyeol turns to glare at the door.

"Did you hear something?"

Thud! Thud!

Baekhyun stares and waits.

"Baekhyun? Uncle Channie? Open the door!"

THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD!

Hearing Eri's voice as the knocks becomes louder, Chanyeol begrudgingly sighs. So this is the end of it? Just one round of sex? He's still panning for two or more but Eri makes it impossible now.

Baekhyun sadly pouts at him and mouths, I'm sorry, which Chanyeol responds, It's okay, and a peck on the forehead.

"Go get dressed. I'll get Eri."

After putting on his shirt and a pair of sweatpants, Chanyeol wears his slippers and drags his feet to the door. Baekhyun stays on the bed and fixes his hair, yawning like a cat.

"What do you want?"

Chanyeol groans as he swings the door open. Staring down at the intruder, he is welcomed by the sight of his cute niece looking at him with eyes so sparkly and wide.

Eri, in her pink jammies, hugging her teddy bear as small as her face, is standing so tiny in front of her tall grumpy uncle who seems unamused to see her. She blinks her sleepy eyes, looking up to Chanyeol with a sad expression in them.

"Uncle Channie, good evening..."

Wait. This is making Chanyeol's heart suddenly soft in so many levels.

He throws Baekhyun a look who's busy changing the sheets and blankets. Baekhyun responds to him with a clueless shrug.

Then he looks back at Eri still existing outside their bedroom.

"So. How's the movie?" Chanyeol asks in a sweeter and gentler tone this time. "Was it good?"

"Yeah. It was great..."

"You loved it?"

"Mm-hm. But I can't sleep."

"You can't sleep?"

Eri nods again, "Yeah..."

"Can you tell me why?"

"Because I miss Mommy and Daddy..."

"You miss Mommy and Daddy?" Chanyeol repeats.

Eri nods again, slower this time.

"Mommy is always with me but now she's gone... Daddy said I have to wait and sleep without them so I'm a little sad...."

Now Chanyeol realizes that Eri is just a five-year old kid whom they left alone in a large room at night with a disney movie, expecting she'd fall asleep by her own so she can't go in the way of he and Baekhyun having sex. Oh god. How cruel of them to do that? It's Eri's first time being separated from her parents and Chanyeol as his family, should be the one to comfort her and be by her side.

Feeling guilty, he sighs deeply and reflects, spreading his arms to welcome his lovely niece for an embrace.

"Come here, baby. Give me a hug."

At the mention of that, Eri automatically runs towards Chanyeol so that she can be hoisted up in the air. She rests her head on top of her Uncle's shoulder while the man soothers her wavy hair as he carries her inside. Chanyeol presses a kiss on Eri's fringe before closing the door behind them.

"Uncle Channie..." Eri mumbles on Chanyeol's shirt, "I wanna hug you forever..."

"But I thought you hated me."

"Nope, I don't hate you... I love you! But I think I love Baekhyun more."

"You love Baekhyun more than me?"

"Mm-hm, but just a little bit..."

"Well. I love Baekhyun more than you, too. But just a little bit."

Baekhyun, who is listening and watching the two, laughs and shakes his head to himself while smiling.

"You're really warm, Uncle Channie."

Chanyeol almost responds with, that's because I just finished having sex, when he remembers it's a child he's holding here. He just settles for a question instead.

"You wanna sleep here in our room?"

"Really?" Eri asks, her face turning bright, "Can I do that?"

"But promise me you won't wet the bed."

Eri blushes and hits her uncle weakly.

"I-I won't pee on the bed, I'm a big girl now!"

"Then don't take Baekhyun for yourself. Let's share him instead."

"Okay~"

Eri said that five minutes ago because she's now owning Baekhyun for herself like Chanyeol doesn't exist on the bed. Lying in the middle of the couple, she is hugging Baekhyun and refusing her uncle to get near them. Baekhyun can't help chuckling,

"Come on, let me join the hug, too..."

Eri places a pillow in the middle of her and Chanyeol, separating him away from her and Baekhyun.

"No! Just stay there. Baekhyun is mine!"

"Baekhyun," Chanyeol calls, "It's too cold on this side of the bed..."

Laughing, Baekhyun gets Eri's teddy bear and gives it to his husband.

"There. A cuddling buddy. Good night, Chanyeol sunbae."

"Good night, Uncle Channie... Good night, Baekhyun."

"Good night, Eri."

Chanyeol falls asleep that night for the first time with a plus one, and wakes up the next morning with just him and Baekhyun on the bed, finally.

Was yesterday's events just a dream?

Maybe it really was.

No traces of Eri everywhere. Just Baekhyun and him alone as usual. Right here. Right now.

He smiles.

"Good morning, Baekhyun."

Ah. A sense of quiet. A peace of mind.

Chanyeol is about to lean down and press a kiss on Baekhyun who is still sleeping, when someone emerges from the blanket to attack him.

"Peek-a-boo!!!" Eri screams, surprising Chanyeol with a sudden embrace and a smooch on the cheek, "GOOD MORNING, UNCLE CHANNIE!"

"W-why are you--what are you still doing here?!" Chanyeol blurts out, slapping his forehead when he realizes it's only Saturday today. Eri still has to stay for another one more day. "Oh my god..."

His peaceful weakend is now over.

"Wake up! Wake up! Baekhyun, wake up!" Eri is jumping up and down the bed while literally shaking Baekhyun excitedly. "Amusement park! Let's go to the amusement park! Ahhhh! I wanna eat ice cream and buy balloons and ride the carousel! Uncle Channie is gonna drive us there! Baekhyun, please wake up now!"

"Ahh... Wait... Eri, I'm waking up now. I'm awake," Baekhyun mumbles. The little girl is showering his face with pecks and kisses while Chanyeol can only watch with a smile. Still sleepy and rubbing his eyes, he beams at his husband and reaches out for his hand, "Good morning, Chanyeol sunbae..."

Chanyeol intertwines their fingers together.

"Are you ready for another babysitting duty today?"

"Of course, I'm always ready! How about you, though?"

Seeing Eri now squealing and running actively across their bedroom is already making Chanyeol's migraine come back.

"I just want Monday to come really soon."

Maybe he should call his sister and ask her for something in return. An electric back massager, a new car to make him feel better, and free tickets to a hot spring in Japan where he and Baekhyun can relax.

(He gets another phone call several weeks later from Yura saying she is suffering from morning sickness and fatigue. She also congratulates him, telling he is gonna be an uncle again.)

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Quote of the day: All families are different and unique, but they all have one thing in commonㅡ love.

To be continued.

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While immersed in deep thoughts as he wanders around the park for the seventh time, Sehun's text arrives on his phone. It gives Luhan a mini heart attack.

Hyung, what time are you and Vivi coming back? It's getting late.

Biting his bottom lip as he thinks for the most plausible lie, Luhan can't help feeling guilty.

There are so many customers here in the pet salon. We'll probably be done in an hour. Sorry for not telling you.

He presses send. Sehun replies as fast as lightning.

It's okay. Just come home before dinner.

PS. I miss you already.

"I'm sorry, Sehun... I didn't mean to lie. I have to find Vivi first no matter what..."

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