As a New Year's special, let's play a game called This or That and Would You Rather!

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1. Sex or Cuddle?

Chanyeol sunbae: Sex.

Baekhyun: Cuddle! I love warm hugs~

Sehun: Cuddle....? No, wait. Sex?

Luhan: S-E-X! All day, all night!

Jongin: Sex, of course!

Kyungsoo: Sex. What are we, babies?

Baekhyun: Uhm, excuse me, I'm changing my answer... I love sex after all. ><

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2. Hot-Sexy or Cute-Pretty image?

Chanyeol sunbae: Preferably both.

Baekhyun: Hot-sexy image! Though I think it suits me both? If it's about Chanyeol sunbae, I think I wanna see him act cute and pretty once again? It's very adorable~

Sehun: Does this pertains to ourself? To our partner? One hundred percent hot and sexy image. That's just what I am.

Luhan: No, it's not! Sehun is definitely on the cute-pretty side. Everything he does is so cute and irresistible! Just like me~

Jongin: Cute-pretty! It makes my heart soft.

Kyungsoo: I believe I'm more on the hot-sexy side.

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3. Sunset or Sunrise?

Chanyeol sunbae: Sunrise. Waking up every morning next to Baekhyun is the best way to start my day.

Baekhyun: Sunrise! Seeing it every morning reminds me of Chanyeol sunbae!

Sehun: Sunset. I like the moon more.

Luhan: Sunset! It just feels romantic, you know?

Jongin: Sunset means work is over and time to finally go home to my loved ones, so sunset!

Kyungsoo: Sunrise. I just love the sun.

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4. Android or iPhone?

Chanyeol sunbae: Baekhyun's the only reason why I abandoned Galaxy a long time ago. But I switch back to Android once a month depending on my mood.

Baekhyun: iPhone, of course! The first gift Chanyeol sunbae gave me was an iPhone! Until now, I only use iPhone. >< 

Sehun: I use two phones, though. Like, a gaming phone and an iPhone. But I prefer my ROG phone more.

Luhan: I practically change my iPhone everytime a newer version comes out! I breathe iOS on a daily basis, okay?

Jongin: We're not broke anymore so iPhone. Hahaha.

Kyungsoo: Android. It's more convenient.

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5. Mountain or Beach?

Chanyeol sunbae: Mountain. I'm actually fond of camping and hiking, it just feels relaxing to be one with nature. I wanna take Baekhyun there with me next time.

Baekhyun: I love going to the beach, swimming, and playing with the sand~ Chanyeol sunbae and I had sex at the beach before!

Chanyeol: That's TMI, babe. Don't say that.

Sehun: I'm really not an adventurous person, but after going camping with Jongin and Chanyeol before, I think it's not that bad to visit the mountains after all?

Luhan: There's no way I'm going to a place without internet, so I prefer swimming in the beach rather than hiking on a mountain and having the insects bite me! Plus, the beach is very Instagram-worthy!

Baekhyun: I agree!

Jongin: I look hot in swimming trunks, though? I feel sexy when my tanned skin is exposed to the sun so I choose the beach!

Kyungsoo: I wish I could have my very own mountain, plant trees there, cultivate a farm, and raise animals.

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6. Casual or Formal clothes?

Chanyeol sunbae: I know I look good in both outfits but formal clothes are a necessity in my line of work. We have a whole wardrobe at home dedicated only for my formal wear.

Baekhyun: As for me, I prefer casual clothes! I feel comfy wearing hoodies, oversized tees, jeans, and sneakers. That's basically what I wear everyday. Oh, Chanyeol sunbae is way too sexy when he wears suit and tie! ><

Sehun: Half of the reason why I go to the university is to flaunt how handsome I look in casual clothes and half of it is to study.

Luhan: The only time I'd get to wear formal clothes are during weddings and parties so wearing formal outfits is very special to me! Ahem, I wonder when I could wear a tuxedo?

Sehun: Hm. Who knows?

Jongin: When I do modelling jobs, I'd get to put on expensive and branded formal clothes and I think I look best in it. I even look like a celebrity!

Kyungsoo: Formal or casual, it doesn't matter to me. We came into this world without clothes and we're gonna die without clothes. I love being naked.

Jongin: Babe, you need to choose.

Kyungsoo: What did you pick?

Jongin: Formal.

Kyungsoo: Okay. I prefer formal clothes.

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7. Casual or Polite speech?

Chanyeol sunbae: I speak informally to everyone unless I'm at work.

Baekhyun: I use casual-polite language to Chanyeol sunbae, but with the rest of the guys, I don't!

Chanyeol sunbae: He switches to informal speech when he wants to get spoiled.

Baekhyun: Please don't say TMI! ><

Sehun: I talk formally to all people but when I'm at home, I naturally drop honorifics.

Luhan: Same as Sehun.

Jongin: Same as Luhan.

Kyungsoo: Same as Jongin.

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8. Sweet or Spicy?

Chanyeol sunbae: I literally can't eat anything too spicy. I'd rather eat a whole box of chocolates rather than eat a plate of spicy rice cakes.

Baekhyun: Just like my husband, my spiciness tolerance is too low. My face gets red pretty easily after I eat spicy ramen! And I love the sweets Kyungsoo bakes. They're the best~

Sehun: There are only two choices, sweet or spicy. I don't particularly like spicy foods so I'd go for sweets as long as it's not too much.

Luhan: I love spicy foods! I put chilli in everything and it tastes way better, I swear.

Jongin: Red blazing hot fried chicken marinated in spicy chilli sauce is my favorite. Now I'm craving for some.

Kyungsoo: I secretly have a sweet tooth and I love to bake. Desserts like cakes, cookies, cupcakes, macaroons, doughnuts, and tarts. I share them all with Chanyeol and Baekhyun.

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9. Rain or Shine?

Chanyeol sunbae: You see, there are lots of bad memories that happened to me in the rain before and I don't want that, so I pick sunny days.

Baekhyun: Shine! Good weather means a good day. I could go out on a drive and eat ice cream~

Sehun: I feel sad everytime it rains so I choose shine. I could take Vivi out for a walk.

Luhan: Having sex in my room and cuddling with my boyfriends when it's pouring outside is the best!

Jongin: Shine. I hate bringing an umbrella and getting soaked in the rain during work. It's so much of a hassle.

Kyungsoo: Rain. I love his songs.

Luhan: We're talking about the weather, babe.

Kyungsoo: Rain. It waters my plants. Also, I'd get to cuddle with you.

Luhan: Aww, so sweet!

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10. Calls or Texts?

Chanyeol: It depends on who the person is. When it's about work, I prefer just to text. I hate talking on the phone and being polite to someone I'm not seeing face-to-face. But when it comes to my family and to Baekhyun, I'd rather call or receive a call. It feels more intimate that way.

Baekhyun: I get anxiety during calls! >< I need to think fast what to say and I can't do that! What if I accidentally cuss at them or my voice cracked? Oh no, that's so embarrassing. ㅠㅠ So I prefer texting, I can even type with my eyes closed, no kidding!

Sehun: Who even calls these days? Personally, I want my messages to be sent through texts so I can get back to it and reply to it whenever I feel like it. No pressure.

Luhan: I don't text since Sehun and literally everyone in the house don't reply to me? So if I call, I get the answer fast and direct!

Jongin: Through calls, you're giving a hundred percent of your attention to that person on that particular moment and I want that. I like to hear their voice as they tell me their message.

Kyungsoo: Since I hate talking to people aside from my husband, I'd rather just text. I can do so much work while texting.

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11. Spontaneous or Planned?

Chanyeol: I'm an organized person so I like my schedules planned. Even the sex with Baekhyun? Yeah, I plan everything in my mind. There's no such thing as spontaneous to me.

Baekhyun: Chanyeol sunbae plans for everything so I just go with the flow! I suck at planning things because I end up doing whatever I want anyway. Hehe~

Sehun: Planned. I don't do things I haven't carefully thought about. So, if it doesn't go my way, I always have a back-up plan.

Luhan: Do you plan when you get hungry or feel horny? No! My head hurts when I plan things. So for me, I just let the situation come to me and I'll see where it goes from there.

Jongin: I love being spontaneous. I love surprises! I'm excited whatever life has to offer to me! Bring it on!

Kyungsoo: Planned. My husband and my boyfriend lack thinking skills that's why they're both idiots.

Jongin: Yet you love us anyway!

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12. Neutrals or Colorful?

Chanyeol sunbae: Almost all my stuff are in grays, blacks, browns, or darks.

Baekhyun: I love light colors like beige, white, mint, and pastels~ It makes me happy.

Sehun: I'm gay as fuck so I choose colorful.

Luhan: Same! Can we have the colors of the LGBTQ flag painted on the house?

Chanyeol: No.

Jongin: I don't have a preference when it comes to colors? But I think I want colors that aren't too eye-catching. Just plain colors are fine.

Kyungsoo: Black.

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13. Good looks or Good Personality?

Chanyeol sunbae: I really don't care about the appearance of a person as long as they have good personality that I can get along with. Luckily, Baekhyun has both good looks and good personality.

Baekhyun: To be completely honest! I look at the face first! Hehe~ Look at Chanyeol sunbae. He's so handsome but he had terrible personality and I still loved him!

Chanyeol sunbae: Ouch.

Sehun: Appearance over attitude. Just look at Luhan hyung. Hahaha. He's very good-looking yet his personality sucks.

Luhan: Fuck you! Same to you! The only good thing about you is your face. Other than that, I can't think of any!

Sehun: Why are you even dating me?

Luhan: You have a big cock.

Jongin: Hey, why are we being rude to each other? Let's love~ Personality matters more to me. Appearance can fade but your character will always remain the same.

Kyungsoo: Face. That's just how I comfort myself having two idiot lovers. I sleep at night thinking I'm with good-looking people at least.

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14. Would you rather spit or swallow?

Chanyeol sunbae: The only time I spit is when we do it outside the bedroom. Other than that, whenever I give Baekhyun head, I swallow.

Baekhyun: Chanyeol sunbae's cum tastes sweet so I swallow!

Kyungsoo: We don't need to hear that.

Sehun: I let it sit in my mouth and taste it but not to the point that I swallow everything. I still can't do it...

Luhan: The look on my boyfriends' face makes swallowing totally worth it. Yum!

Jongin: Sperm heals my soul so yeah, swallow.

Kyungsoo: I swallow every drop of it depending on my mood.

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15. Would you rather be on top or be on bottom?

Chanyeol sunbae: Is this the sex position on the bed regardless of the role?

Baekhyun: I think so!

Chanyeol sunbae: Then I'd rather be on top. I love seeing Baekhyun's pleasured face under me whenever we make love. I'd also get to control the sex and that's what I like best.

Baekhyun: I feel so safe and protected when I'm lying on my back so I prefer being on the bottom most of the time~

Sehun: Well... You see... I'm gonna be honest this time! I like it when Luhan hyung rides me while I just lie there on the bed and watch him do it! It's super sexy.

Luhan: Oh my god! I'm blushing!

Jongin: Shit, now we're talking!

Luhan: I'm a power bottom, so yeah. I mostly wanna be on top and do all the work to make Sehun come. It feels absolutely incredible!

Jongin: During sex, I already know the drill. If Kyungsoo does the first move, he'll be on top of me. But if I'm the one to initiate it, we'll do it the usual way. I honestly prefer being on top, that's already a given.

Kyungsoo: I'm too lazy in everything so I like being on the bottom. I just spread my legs and let my husband do me however he wants.

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16. Would you rather read erotica or watch porn?

Chanyeol sunbae: Since this is a would you rather question, I'll just answer it. If there might be a chance that I'd do this kind of stuff, I prefer reading than watching. It's peaceful and quiet yet my mind's already running dirty thoughts. I could imagine Baekhyun and I doing it without being noticeable to the people around me.

Baekhyun: If Chanyeol sunbae and I were the protagonists of that porn, I'd surely watch it! I like hearing sounds and seeing things visually. Oh, I could save it in my phone too and watch it by myself. Hehe~

Sehun: I could read sexual content in public or in class and no one would even suspect I'm looking at something erotic. Hah!

Luhan: Reading stuff makes me sleepy so I'd rather watch porn and replay it anytime I want? I love feeding my senses with sexiness! The visuals are gold and that what makes me super turned on. Mmm!

Jongin: I don't know, it feels more sexual to me when Kyungsoo sends me a dirty text instead? That counts as an erotica, right? Like, when I'm at work, he doesn't send nudes, but what he does is text me a bunch of thirsty messages.

Luhan: Oh! Like?

Jongin: "I miss your lips on my neck, giving me a love bite." "I'm so horny right now, babe. I want your cock already." "I'm wearing nothing under my apron. Fuck me in the kitchen when you get home."

Chanyeol: Damn. If Baekhyun's gonna text me that I'd go crazy.

Kyungsoo: And I texted him that with a straight face on while shopping for groceries and paying at the cashier.

Jongin: He's the master in the art of sexting.

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17. Would you rather watch your partner masturbate, or your partner watch you masturbate?

Chanyeol sunbae: Fuck. I'd gladly watch Baekhyun touching himself in front of me. Yeah, he'd be all shy and embarrassed when he fingers himself yet he still does it anyway until he comes. He's like in heat everytime he jacks off and it's cute.

Baekhyun: Come to think of it. >< I haven't seen Chanyeol sunbae jerk off by himself before? I think that would be super sexy.... Now I wanna see him do it!

Sehun: Well.. I've already watched how Luhan hyung masturbated before. He was so horny, he put a dildo up his ass in front of me and it was so hot... This is so fucking embarrassing but... I wanna see him do it again?

Luhan: Hehe~ I'm quite the naughty one, you know? So I prefer my boyfriends watch me while I pleasure myself using a sex toy! It's like their eyes focused on me add up to the lust in my body!

Jongin: I'd definitely masturbate in front of Kyungsoo if he asks me anytime! That's like, one of my fetishes. Fuck, if he says, 'touch your cock' I won't hesitate to do it while he just stares at me. It's thrilling.

Kyungsoo: I'm the voyeur to my lovers. I totally like watching how they masturbate rather than I get watched by them.

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18. Would you rather get oral sex or give oral sex?

Chanyeol sunbae: As much as I love receiving blowjobs from Baekhyun, I prefer giving fellatio to him instead. His sensual reactions are very priceless when he comes.

Baekhyun: I'm pretty confident in my blowjob skills! I feel proud when Chanyeol sunbae plays with my hair while I go down on him. It means I'm doing well, right?

Chanyeol: Yes, you do. Always.

Sehun: I fucking love it when Luhan hyung deepthroats me. Ah, shit. Greatest feeling in the world.

Baekhyun: Sehun being honest is so cute!

Luhan: Right? I'm the best in that field! I loooove sucking dicks! So I prefer pleasuring my boyfriends using my mouth rather than receiving oral from them.

Jongin: I choose giving oral sex, too. My lovers' pleasure first before mine!

Kyungsoo: I don't really perform fellatio often, though. Like, I'd only do it when I'm in the mood. Even way before, my partners already knew that I prefer having mine sucked off. So yeah, until now I still love it.

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19. Would you rather have a small dick that can ejaculate or a big cock that can't get hard?

Chanyeol: No. I don't want any.

Baekhyun: But you need to choose! I already have a small dick so I'm already happy that way as long as I can come!

Chanyeol: Then I'd rather.... just have a s-s-small cock...

Sehun: Pffft! Hahaha!

Luhan: Why are you laughing? Choose!

Sehun: I'd like to keep having my big cock! I don't care if it doesn't get hard, though. Haha.

Luhan: Then how would you even have sex with me!?

Sehun: Let's just use your dildos.

Luhan: Well. I'd rather have a small dick as long as it gets hard, ejaculates, pees, and performs its job normally.

Jongin: Having a small dick doesn't measure how much of man you are as long as you can make love to your partner and you both feel satisfied. I mean, you can make up for it by using your mouth or your hands. Right?

Kyungsoo: Yeah. Even if Jongin had a cock as small as my pinky, I'd still love him no matter what.

Sehun: Hey! I'm changing my answer! I wanna have a small but normal cock now!

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20. Would you rather wear women's underwear everyday or not wear underwear for the rest of your life?

Chanyeol sunbae: What the hell is with that question? I'm not gonna answer it.

Baekhyun: If you won't answer that, they'll be sad! Just pick!

Chanyeol sunbae: Okay fine... Then I'd rather not wear underwear for the rest of my life. It's convenient that way. I'll just have to pull down my pants whenever I urinate and take a dump. Life would be much easier.

Baekhyun: I can't live without underwear! I think I'm gonna fart a lot! >< So for me, it's fine if I put on panties~ Chanyeol sunbae's the only one who can see them anyway!

Sehun: Oh god... I can't go on with life with my bare dick grinding against my pants? No fucking way. I'd rather wear women's underwear than go commando for life.

Luhan: Sehun wearing lace panties~ So kinky! I'm wheezing!

Sehun: Shut up! I could just buy dark-colored panties without any lace so no one would suspect they're for women!

Luhan: My answer's the same with Sehun! I actually tried wearing woman's lingerie before~ I look cute in it!

Jongin: I pick no underwear for the rest of my life! It saves money, energy, water, and detergent. Plus, it's easier that way, right? I don't have to remove something before having sex!

Kyungsoo: It's okay not to wear underwear for life as long as Jongin doesn't get to wear one, too.

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21. Would you rather be straight and be best friends with your lover, or still be gay but you can't be together with him?

Chanyeol sunbae: I mean, I can still fuck my best friend, right?

Baekhyun: But you're straight! How would you do that?

Chanyeol sunbae: No homo?

Baekhyun: So, I'll be just a fuck buddy then...

Chanyeol sunbae: At least I still have a connection with you than not have anything at all.

Baekhyun: I'll be gay forever! If I can't be together with Chanyeol sunbae, I'll find ways to be with him no matter what it takes!

Sehun: I'd rather still be gay! Damn it, being in a romantic relationship with a woman makes me cringe.

Luhan: Well, for me, I could be straight and have a girlfriend?

Sehun: ....

Luhan: Or I'd rather be bisexual! Hehe. As long as I can be with Sehun, it doesn't really matter!

Jongin: Best friends with Kyungsoo? Hell, yeah! What's the point of being gay if I can't be with Kyungsoo!? I'm sure my imaginary wife would understand if I hang out with Kyungsoo more than her. Right?

Kyungsoo: I'd rather be straight, marry a woman, and still have Jongin by my side than not be with him at all.

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22. Would you rather be kissed on the lips over and over, or be kissed all over?

Chanyeol: Baekhyun could kiss me on the lips one million times, twenty four seven, every day, every night, nonstop, all my life, forever, until I die, and I would never ever get tired of it.

Baekhyun: Oh, no... Just thinking about Chanyeol sunbae kissing me... on my lips, my neck, my chest, my tummy, my inner thighs, my butt, and every part of my body... is making my insides tingle already. Ahhh... I think I'm getting hard! ><

Sehun: I will never complain if Luhan hyung kisses me on the lips over and over again as long as I get to taste something in his mouth like ice cream or chocolates....

Luhan: Wait, it's too difficult to pick. I prefer both but I have to choose one! Hmm.... I'd rather have Sehun pepper me with kisses all over my body while I'm covered in whipping cream or honey? That's gonna be so kinky and I love it!

Jongin: Well, I prefer being kissed on the lips by Kyungsoo again and again rather than have him kiss my body~ I haven't kissed any single person in the planet but I'm already proclaiming that Kyungsoo is the best kisser in the entire humankind.

Kyungsoo: Who in the world would never want their husband to shower them with kisses all over their body? It's not just foreplay. Being kissed on every inch of the skin is a form of affection and I definitely love that.

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23. Would you rather kiss your partner in public or when you are alone?

Chanyeol sunbae: I've kissed Baekhyun in public before and I wanna do that again. Countless times, I don't care. I'm just, you know, so proud to have him in my life as my partner. And if only it was possible, I want the whole world to know that I'm his husband. I just love him so much.

Baekhyun: Well, I'm not really a public person so I prefer kissing in private more... Like, when we were in the shower, or waiting in the car, or just cuddling on the bed in the morning? It's very romantic for me especially if my husband whispers to my ear that he loves me in the middle of our kisses~ Wait, I'm blushing now that I'm thinking about it! Ahhh!

Sehun: I don't mind kissing in public as long as Luhan hyung asks permission first! I mean, I could kiss him with people around whenever I feel like it, but not to the point that we're gonna make out heatedly. Nope. Just a peck or a slow kiss is good for me.

Luhan: Sehun and I went on a date to the aquarium before and we kissed in front of many people. It's a beautiful memory I won't forget in my life, and I think if we do that again on our next date, I'd be really happy!

Jongin: Haha. Kyungsoo hates it when I kiss him in public though, so that makes me wanna tease him more! But kidding aside, I prefer kissing my husband whenever we're alone. It feels more intimate that way and I'd also get to properly look at his eyes and listen to his voice.

Kyungsoo: Yep. Jongin already said it. Same answer.

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24. Would you rather have the ability to know what your partner is thinking, or not know at all?

Chanyeol sunbae: I'd rather know what he's thinking so I could understand him a lot better. Sometimes, Baekhyun won't tell me things and he keeps secrets from me which he thinks doesn't matter telling. It's hard to figure him out when he does that. So, if I'm aware of what he wants or how he feels, it easier for me to love him without keeping any secret between us.

Baekhyun: Of course I always wanna know what Chanyeol sunbae is thinking! There are moments when my husband just stares at me and doesn't say anything at all? So I can't help wondering what's even going on in his mind? I'm an overthinker and it's not like I could ask him everytime, right? So please, give me a mind-reading power!

Sehun: I'd rather not know what Luhan hyung is thinking. He's already loud and vocal as it is, and knowing what he thinks is already too much for my brain. I can't suffer from information overload! Also, he always says what he wants anyway so that ability isn't needed anymore.

Luhan: Among my boyfriends, Sehun is the hardest to figure out. His mind is so simple yet also complicated. I don't know, sometimes he looks like he doesn't care on the outside but I could feel like he's also thinking something deep on the inside? I wanna always know what he thinks about me because he doesn't tell me stuff unless I ask him.

Jongin: For the longest years I've spent my life with Kyungsoo, I could say that we're already sharing the same brain cell. But of course, there are little things that I'm unaware of about him and I think it's normal. So I'd like to keep it that way and give him privacy if he doesn't wanna share things with me.

Kyungsoo: Hey, it could be scary to always know what your partner is thinking. Sure, there are times that I can't understand Jongin, but I trust my husband a hundred percent so I really don't doubt him. So for me, there's no need to read his thoughts. We've been together for so long that I'm confident he won't do anything to hurt me.

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25. Would you rather have the power to go back to the past and fix things in your life, or see your future?

Chanyeol sunbae: I've been through so much before and I did a lot of horrible things to Baekhyun, to my family, and to my friends. If I could go back in time, I wanna make up for all my mistakes, treat Baekhyun a lot better, make him feel special like what he truly deserves, and love him with all my heart. I could've been a better boyfriend to Baekhyun when we were still dating. I could've been a good son to my parents when my Mom was still alive. Yes, I know it was all in the past now, but if there would be a magical chance like that, I won't hesitate and grab it, so I could live the present with Baekhyun without any regrets.

Baekhyun: Everything happens for a reason! I believe in that, and I think all the things that Chanyeol sunbae and I have been through before are part of what we are today. So, I won't return to the past anymore, but I'd rather see my future ahead of us! I'm curious what kind of life we will lead ten, twenty, thirty years from now? Will we adopt kids someday? Are our friends still living with us that time? I'm feeling giddy just by imagining it~

Sehun: I'm pretty much an optimistic person so I'd rather wanna see what my future has to offer me. Of course, it has something to do with my life in the present, but I still wanna know what's gonna happen to my career and to my relationship with Luhan hyung. When will we get married? Will I have plans on pursuing my work abroad or just stay here? There are lots of possibilities and chances in the future and I'm looking forward to it.

Luhan: When Sehun speaks like that, I forget that I'm older than him. But anyway, my answer's different. Yeah, I'm content with my life now and I'm very happy with the relationship I have with my lovers. But I admit there are things that I regret doing when I was younger. I still think I could've been a better person now if I hadn't broken up with Jongin and Kyungsoo before, or if I had only met Sehun a little earlier. So, if I could time-travel several years ago, I'd change some bad decisions I did in the past to make my present more worth living for.

Jongin: If I could possess a power to return back in time, I won't fix or change anything. Even before, I still admire my relationship with Kyungsoo as well as what I have with Luhan now, and for me it's already perfect as it is. Maybe I'd just use that ability to, you know, reminisce beautiful memories in the past? I wanna go back to the time and recall how I first made love with Kyungsoo, and remember the day when Luhan first came into our life. It's good to sometimes feel nostalgic once in a while.

Kyungsoo: I'd rather have the power to see my future than time-travel in the past. I think It's an advantage knowing what's gonna happen because I'd get to prepare for it. I have many plans with Jongin, Luhan included, in my future and it'd be really great if all of them will come true. I also wanna know how everyone would look like when we're already in our fifties? Now it makes me smile thinking the six of us as grandpas and still talking about sex.

Chanyeol sunbae: I'd still fuck at ninety years old.

Sehun: The question is, are you still gonna be alive---

Baekhyun: Sehun, you're so mean!!!

Jongin: Studies say that if you have sex everyday, you'll live longer.

Luhan: Then I'd be immortal?

Kyungsoo: So Sehun's gonna die first?

Sehun: Shut up! I'm gonna have more sex this year then!

Baekhyun: One thing's for sure, Chanyeol sunbae and I are gonna live longer than all of you!

Chanyeol sunbae: Let's respect all the single people reading this.

Kyungsoo: Mean.

Luhan: I think it's my fault why some people are still single...

Jongin: What, why?

Luhan: Cause I have three boyfriends and they have none? Haha!

Sehun: Hahahahaha! So rude!

Kyungsoo: I honestly can't relate to being single? I've been committed almost half of my life, so... What was the feeling, Sehun?

Sehun: I hate you, why are you like this?

Baekhyun: Stay strong, single people!

Chanyeol sunbae: Don't worry. It's better to stay single than be in a relationship with the wrong person.

All: Aaaawwww!

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Quote of the day: Friendship begins with small talks; then grows into a long and deep conversations. The next thing you know, you care so much.

To be continued.

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"Do you jerk off secretly to relieve yourself or not?"

"No."

"Not even once?"

"Not even once."

"But you watch porn?"

"....."

"Why are you staring at me like that..."

"You already knew the answer to that question, Baekhyun."

"I don't, that's why I'm asking you."

"No, I don't watch porn."

"Oh, really? Then let me look through your browser history!"

"What?"

"Just give me your phone, Chanyeol sunbae."

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