So aqua and y/n are dating isn't that interesting well this chapter will be just as interesting.

"Talking"
'thinking'
*Action*
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Location: tavern
(Y/n POV)

Kazuma:" creat water!" *Water shot out of his hand and into the cup.*

Y/n:" huh Neat."

Kazuma:" yeah you try y/n."

Y/n:" ok. Creat water." *The water shot from my hand but instead of getting into the cup it hit darkness while she was walking to us.*

Kazuma:"sorry darkness."

Darkness:"it's you can do whatever you want to me!"

Hearing that sent shivers down my back.

Y/n:"oh you got a new armor that cool."

Kazuma:"how could you tell that new it looks the same?"

Hearing this darkness moaned from hearing what he said.

Y/n:" you know darkness you should go out with kazuma I heard he been having a few thoughts on what to do with you." I said with a smirk.

Darkness:"really!"

Kazuma:"hell no!"

Darkness moaned at his quick reaction.

Y/n:"yeah he has so many plans to crush you and humilat you."

Kazuma:"what the hell y/n."

Darkness:"really!"

At this point she was breathing in ecstasy.

Kazuma:" what the hell, also what is that weirdo doing?"

Megumin:"oh~yes~," *she said rubbing on her staff.*

A/n: I'm going to be honest hear a lot of what Megumin says I'm not going to write like what she says here. any ways bye.

All the sudden we hear aqua yell.

Aqua:" that's all what are you trying to pull here."

Luna:"uh, well actually-"

Aqua:"go on."

Luna:" I checked your hall but actually most of what you caught were lettuce."

Aqua:"well why are there lettuce mix with all my cabbage?"

Kazuma:"why did you ever start dating her y/n."

Y/n: I don't even know why half the time."

Aqua:" oh-"

Y/n:"no me and kazuma aren't giving you money and remember we have a date to day and I already agreed to go get drinks once we're done with our date."

Aqua:"oh yeah."

Y/n:" how could you forget you wouldn't shut up about it last night."

Aqua:"I'm sorry I was focused on getting my money for the cabbages."

Y/n"ugh. Come on let's go."

Aqua:" I'm sorry."

*we left the tavern.*

Aqua:" where are we going?"

Y/n:" we're going to have a picnic."

Aqua:" a picnic?"

Y/n:" yes a picnic. I found a place that was incredible."

Aqua:" how do you keep finding places and having so much money?"

Y/n:" oh I do other missions then the ones that kazuma gets."

Aqua:" why don't you take me on some."

Y/n:" because I don't need someone to get in my way."

Aqua:" Hey! I wouldn't get in your way."

Y/n:" yeah right. If I take you on one will you stop asking me about it?"

Aqua:" yeah."

Y/n:" ok. Then let's go I need to get the food for the picnic."

Time skips after getting the food
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Location: the market
(Y/n POV)

Y/n:" ok we have the stuff. Now aqua come here."

Aqua:"ok?"

*I grabbed her waist and began to fly.*

Aqua:" hey! Tell me when you're gonna do something like that beforehand."

Y/n:" nah it's fun to see how you act."

*I landed right by the tree on a hill.*

Aqua:" wow. This place is beautiful."

Y/n:" yeah I found it when I was on a mission."

Aqua:" well I believe that we should start eating now."

Y/n:" yeah."

*We both grabbed some food and began to eat.*

Aqua:" you know I've always wanted to do this."

Y/n:" what? A picnic?"

Aqua:" no, this." *Aqua's hands reached out and started to touch my wings.*

Y/n:"ah. Aqua can you please stop." I said with my blushing.

Aqua:" huh? Why?"

Y/n:" because angel wings are similar to bird wings."

Aqua:" and?"

Y/n:" that means that there are some sexual organs there." I said still blushing.

Aqua:" oh! Sorry." * She stopped touching my wings and blushed in instead.*

???:" Wow! Who are you two?"

Y/n:' woah! He looks exactly like pit.'

???:" Woah! Mister you look exactly like me just with darker colors."

Y/n:" yeah hehe."

???:" Who are y'all anyways?"

Aqua:" I'm the goddess aqua the goddess of water."

???:" Wow! So you're like eris!?"

Aqua:" yes but I don't pad my chest like her."

???:" Huh? What does that mean?"

Y/n:" you'll learn when you're older."

???:" Oh, ok, but who are you sir?"

Y/n:"oh, I'm y/n l/n."

???:" Well I'm Zack! Also I need to go tell Lisa something." *Zack ran down the hill to tell someone named Lisa something.*

Y/n:" aqua do you think-?"

Aqua:" that he died and was sent here? Probably."

*Zack came running back with some woman following him.*

Zack:" see! See! I told you I found him."

Lisa:" I see, y/n I've been so worried about you."

Y/n:" hey kid can you go somewhere else right now."

Zack:" huh? Why?"

Y/n:" Because the adults are going to be talking."

Zack:" ok." * He ran down the hill and started playing.*

Y/n:" you bitch! you got some nerve to show up here."

Lisa:" but y/n, don't you remember you're mine and only mine forever. so why don't you leave the slut and come over here." *She said pointing at aqua.*

Aqua:" hey! I'm not a slut I'm the goddess aqua the goddess of water!"

Lisa:"oh please you're just some delusional whore that has a big ego. Aren't I right."

Y/n:" you're right about the big ego but she is not a whore you bitch."

Lisa:" y/n tell me why are you defending her when I'm the better choice."

Aqua:" hey! I have bigger tits and ass than you and I didn't drugged him to have sex with him and I didn't do it with his dead body unlike you."

Lisa:" oh you bitch." *She made flaming hot glass and threw it at aqua but I took out my staff and stopped it from hitting aqua.*

Y/n:" don't you ever think of doing that again or I will kill you! Come on aqua let's go."

Aqua:" ok."

*I grabbed aqua and flew back to the tavern.*

Aqua:" I see why you don't like her."

Y/n:" yeah."

*We landed at the tavern.*

Y/n:" come on let's go get some drinks."

Aqua:" yeah let's forget that bitch."

Y/n:" yeah!" * Me and aqua walked into the tavern to see kazuma depressed and in a new outfit.*

Kazuma:" oh you guys are back."

Y/n:" yeah, we ran into Lisa."

Kazuma:" she's here!"

Y/n:" yeah some kid follows her which is the worst part."

Kazuma:" how is that bad."

Y/n:" well he's basically just pit."

Kazuma:" and that means?"

Y/n:" that means if he dies I die."

Kazuma:" shit that is bad."

Y/n:" anyways why are you all depressed."

Kazuma:" apparently one of the demon King's generals has settled down out of town and it's scaring away all the low quests monsters."

Y/n:" damn any ways me and aqua are going to start drinking now."

Time skip
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Location: the stables.
(Y/n POV)

Aqua:" I'm back! Get this food there was a ton left over and they let me have it all! Hope y'all two are hungry."

Kazuma:" hey aqua? I've been thinking about stuff."

Aqua:" huh? Of What? "

Kazuma:" about how impossible is going to be for you and me to take down the devil King Snake I'm not some here on a paper towel with amazing powers or anything just a guy. We're way out of our leagues here but the truth is the only thing that can be is a group of powerful skills and equipment. But that ain't use."

Aqua:" stop it! I'll never get home with anything like that!"

Kazuma:" oh please you're supposed to be a goddess but you haven't acted like one since we got here. You should help me or at least seal the devil king till I can face him. But no you'd rather cry, but all You're good for cheap ass party tricks"

*After that aqua beagn to cry but kazuma kept on saying more shit that made aqua cry more.*

Y/n:" kazuma that's enough!" * I said with hitting him on the head.*

Location change
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Location: tavern
(Y/n POV)

* Aqua continued to cry while everyone else tried to tell kazuma he took it to far.*

Luna:" emergency! Emergency! We need all adventurers to arm themselves immediately! Make your way to the main gate and prepare yourself for battle!"

Y/n:" come on let's go!"

Location change
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Location:main gate
(Y/n POV)

Adventure 1:" my God we're in for it now."

Lightning strike to reveal suit of armor on a horse without a head.

Aqua:" what's this about?"

Kazuma:" were you blind there's a nightmare name right there!"

Headless suit:" I am one of the devil Kings generals and I have been stationed here at a near by castle."

Darkness:" is that Dullahan."

Dullahan:" tsk. Everyday every single day! Every bloody damn day one of you one of you Maniacs comes to my home and hurls explosion magic at it! Can I demand to know who it is!"

Y/n:" take a chill pill bitch!"

Dullahan:" are you the one that is doing it!"

Y/n:" so what if I am!"

Dullahan:" tell me who are you."

Y/n:" I'm y/n l/n a dark angel, And yes it was me!"

Dullahan:" a dark angel, there are no such thing."

Y/n:" well you're looking at one now." * I said as I spread out my wings.*

Dullahan:" then I shall end up killing you if you do it again to my castle."

Y/n:" how are you so sure that scares me?"

Dullahan:"I may be evil now but I was a Knight once killing the weak that never appealed to me till now."

Y/n:" you calling me fucking weak! I could kill you right here and now!"

* Aqua started to run and get ready to use her magic on dullahan."

Dullahan:"well what do we have here? An arch priest, I am one of the devil kings top generals and I can withstand whatever spells in low level priests from this town can cast. I know what to say we make that dark angel suffer a bit."

Aqua:" not unless I purify you with my prayer first."

Dullahan:" you're too late. I sentenced them to death in one week you shall die."

* After he said that darkness got in the way of the dark magic and taking the hit.*

Y/n:" what the hell darkness!"

Kazuma:"no darkness!"

Dullahan:" in one week she will die you should have considered my offer." *He said walking away.*

Darkness:" you fiend you've chained this diabolical death curse to me, to have my submit to your whims! You wish to defile me, don't you?!" *She said trying to stand up.*

Dullahan:" what?!"

Darkness:" I will not allow a mirror curse to break my spirit! I shall not be given but, wh-what shall I do kazuma?!"

Y/n:" ok you know what I'm just gonna go ok?" *I said sliding away slowly.*

Dullahan:" A-anyway, no more blowing up my home! And as for you dark angel if you want to save her come to my castle and beat my undead guards and I shall spare her, but I promise you it'll be very, very difficult."

*Everyone just stood there and I started walking to the castle.*

Kazuma:" Where are you going?"

Y/n:" I'm going to kill the guy he called me weak!"

Kazuma:" really! That's your reason not to save darkness!?"

Y/n:"I'll do that too!"

Darkness:" no. Do not risk yourself for me."

Y/n:" I'm not really doing it for you."

Kazuma:"what the hell y/n!"

Aqua:" sacred! dispel!" *A beam shot darkness and removed the curse.*

Kazuma:" huh!?"

Aqua:" lifting old dullahan's curses child's Play for me! See I can be a good priest."

*Everyone began cheering for her.*

Y/n:"ugh, whatever." *I left to go drinking while aqua started doing party tricks.*

A/n:" all right guys that's enough for this chapter I hope you all had a good time reading this the lemon chapters already out to so read that and I hope you guys have a good day see ya."