Ayy wassup my dudes, it's the Unicorn Queen here kicking off my third Scorose fic!! *punches air heroically*

Ok so, unlike every single HP fic I've ever written, this one isn't going to be triggering and tragic and depressing!1!1!1!1!!! Well, not too depressing... *cackles* Anyway, as you can see, this is a soulmate AU — the first one I've ever written. And, since this is an AU, they live in Ontario, Canada. Yes, Canada. No, not in igloos. Sorry, sorry sorry sorry, but I've never even seen a fucking igloo in real life.

So I hope the outlandish setting doesn't bother you, but as I have explained previously, I am Canadian and find it exceedingly difficult to pull of accurate representations of British society. And as I have never tried setting a fic even remotely near where I live, I decided to take a chance with that for this one. I'll try to make it seem more interesting here than it is🙄😑

Once again, I'm not J K Rowling, so don't even think about suing me, young lady. *glares severely*

Before I finish off this boring thing, some self-advertising: I do have another Scorose fic currently up and running, so check that out if you wanna! Unless you have already, haha. It's called Whisper, Whisper and it's incredibly depressing and tragic and triggering — the whole taco. (it sucks ass).

So let me know what you think of this. Unicorns! Read on, my emotionally challenged minions ---------------->>