Kaitos pov

I was fixing our kitchen sink and the damn thing was giving me alot of trouble. Like hell I'm an astronaut not a plumber! so like any guy would I let out a string of curses.

"oh fucking son of a bitch!"

"hehe son of a bitch!"

I banged my head on the sink in shock. I looked up to see my adorable son koichi looking proud of himself for copying his daddy. Shit! Kokichis going to kill me when he hears I taught our son how to curse. Gotta cover my tracks!

"hey buddy you know that's a bad word right?"

"yeah so?" he said swaying his long purple hair back and forth.

Crap he's not feeling guilty. If I wanna get out of this alive I've gotta resort to plan B.

"please please please don't tell your mother" I begged the small boy.

"hehe your funny daddy" koichi giggled.

"what's so funny honey?" kokichi said just coming home from work.

"mommy do you want to hear these words daddy taught me" koichi said running out to him.

Oh god I'm so dead!