GrannyWolf: Good morning peeps. Leroy, there's bacon
PrinceCharming: Morning
LittleDragon: SHH I want to sleep a bit more!
LittleDragon: Great🙄
MRGold: You slept in enough yet?
LittleDragon: Hmph
MRGold: Sorry. Beauty sleep first. Got it.
Arrowthrudaheart: the irony of it all is that none of use gets any prettier- Maybe it's just a girls' thing
ilikewarmhugs: ......h...e...l...p......
SSEmma: How is everyone
GrumpyDwarf: I would be a lot better if I got more bacon.
Hooker4Lyfe: and I would be a lot better if Charming would leave me alone and accept me.
Hooker4Lyfe: because I have saved his life a lot.
DRFrankenstein: and we'd all be better without  the whining
SSEmma: damn u sound like Zelena. Anybody see her?
MRGold: You want to see her?!
SSEmma: no not really
PrinceCharming: Good. I don't think anyone does really in this town
Arrowthrodaheart: honestly
SSEmma: I mean she is funny
MRGold: The savior has a point.
PrinceCharming: I guess...
SaviorSon: I don't like her. At all. She tried to kill me
PrinceCharming: Smart boy
SSEmma: she's tried to every single one of us
Arrowthrodaheart: Yeah, well y'know, not to sure being tricked into conceiving a child is .. Well.. Funny ?
SSEmma: "Ginna, Robbie come on in" "Kelly Hunter pistachio. Omg I just realized all three of those work as baby names!"
Arrowthrotheheart: ah, see, I must have been too busy being pissed and worried for my daughter to laugh
ilikewarmhugs: .........somebody please help.........
WickedGreen: Olaf you're fine! You're made of SNOW! But if you insist. I swear I'm going soft.
SSEmma: ZELENA
SSEmma: WAIT WTF
ilikewarmhugs: YEAH! I'M FREE!
MRGold: Oh god
Arrowthrotheheart: See and you all said she was funny
ilikewarmhugs: THANK YOU ZELENA!!! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A HUG!!! COME HERE!!!
SSEmma: yes. This is funny
WickedGreen: I. Will. Melt. You. Don't touch me.
SSEmma: OLAF Do IT
WickedGreen: I needed an annoying ally, nothing more but I swear I will melt you without hesitation.
SSEmma: DO IT
ilikewarmhugs: ...I don't want to melt...
ilikewarmhugs: So what do you need from me, guys 😃
SaviorSon: You to melt. Cause ITS SUMMER
ilikewarmhugs: I don't melt 😊
GrumpyDwarf: Where is the food in this town?
Redwolf: Sorry Leroy 😅 Here's your HEAPS of bacon, sir grumps
SSEmma: hey guys, u know what's weird
MRGold: Yes. This town.
SSEmma: No.... The hiatus ends soon and we'll all be in hell
ilikewarmhugs: Will it be hot there?
SaviorSon: you're not going
ilikewarmhugs: ...what 😞
Hooker4Lyfe: WAIT YOURE ALL DEAD
GrumpyDwarf: Morning to all of you, too
SSEmma: well I guess it's night now. And no I'm coming to save you Killy 😘💘
PrinceCharming: I guess so and ew Emma. 🚣🏻🔫
SSEmma: Why r u so intent upon killing Killian?
PrinceCharming: Because he is a no good selfish pirate
SSEmma: but didn't he like save your life
PrinceCharming: Yes. Yes he did. And I thank him for that.
Hooker4Lyfe: SO WHY CANTCHA STOP KILLING ME 😡😡😡😡😡
PrinceCharming: Why should I?
SaviorSon: A: He saved your life
B: Emma loves him
C: He didn't leave her in jail
Hooker4Lyfe: D: Id never leave her side
E: Fight for her forever
PrinceCharming: Henry. Stay out of this.
SaviorSon: Nah.
PrinceCharming: And you be quiet
Hooker4Lyfe: Nah
PrinceCharming: Come over here and I'll make you rethink that answer
Hooker4Lyfe: You know Dave? I'm tired of this. I'm with Emma. No matter how much you try to kill me or threaten me. She is worth every scar you give. She is my everything. I will not give her up for anything. And I'm tired of you disapproving. Time to let someone new into her life. Better yet, accept that I am now a part of your life and hers.
GrumpyDwarf: The man's point is right.
PrinceCharming: ...alright...I'm sorry for trying to kill you.........a lot
SSEmma: My heart... Oh Killian I love you so much!
MRGold: And here come the lovebirds.
SaviorSon: Shut up Gold
LittleDragon: HENRY YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING YOU AROMATIC PRAT!!
SaviorSon: Minny, I love you a lot. You're so pretty and intelligent. I've never felt better about myself then when you're sitting with me. You make me feel like I could fly.
Queenie: Robin I'm out of lasagna. Sorry
MRGold: Watch out, Minny. The boy has some reserved fire. Takes after his royal grandfather.
PrinceCharming: Speaking of love stories, where is Snow?
LittleDragon: Awww! Thanks Henry! Granny's in 5?
BooksB4Beauty: RUMPLE YOU JERK I DIDNT EVEN GET FLOWERS ON VALENTINES DAY!!!
SaviorSon: In 2
SSEmma: damn. I didn't think hook being romantic would start this...
WickedGreen: *singsong* Robin honey! Come on you know I'm coming back next season!
LittleDragon: Lemme get ready
MRGold: That's because I was getting something special for us. It'll be ready tomorrow. I promise, belle. You'll love it.
MMB: HOLY SHITE ITS ZELENA
Queenie: Go away Zelena! He's hiding for a reason!!
PrinceCharming: Now I'm worried. Where is Snow!?
PrinceCharming: Never mind
Arrowthrodaheart: Well uhhhh REGINA OMG ZELENA
Arrowthrodaheart: AND I WANT TACOS
Arrowthrodaheart: 😉
SaviorSon: Can I kiss you Minny?
ilikewarmhugs: Does anyone need a hug?
BooksB4Beauty: Fine!
MMB: OMG HENRY IS KISSING MINNY
MMB: MY HEART
Queenie: Can you wait until AFTER I fry her?
MMB: DAVID LOOK
PrinceCharming: I know another reason I *cough* used to hate hook. He makes trouble happen
WickedGreen: Regina darling, arrogance doesn't suit you.
PrinceCharming: True love all around.
LittleDragon: Love you Henry😊
MRGold: Isn't it glorious
Hooker4Lyfe: Mate. Do I need to be super romantic again to impress upon you my love for your daughter?
SaviorSon: love you more! My place....?
PrinceCharming: I'm not killing you, am I? We are gonna be the best of friends, Hook.
Arrowthrodaheart: I highly doubt that
PrinceCharming: ...mainly because my daughter wants it
Queenie: Come on Robin I'm out of here!
WickedGreen: It was fun beating you!
ilikewarmhugs: So...is that a no to hugs?
SSEmma: Aww thanks dad. Killian I have tacos waiting 😉 🌮
MRGold: Aww...sisters bonding.
Arrowthrodaheart: oh Zelena, Regina and I did win. It was us having tacos and u being stuck in a cell
LittleDragon: Sure😉 I think your parents have enough on their hands
Arrowthrodaheart: alone
WickedGreen: Shut up
SaviorSon: 😉
SSEmma: Wait.... Go back and read Henry's texts... Does anything seem off?
PrinceCharming: And all the world was happy 😊
MMB: CHARMING WHY IS THERE A DART BOARD WITH HOOKS FACE ON IT
PrinceCharming: ...that was before we became...acquaintances. I'll take it down
ilikewarmhugs: What do you mean, Emma?
SSEmma: WAIT WHERE ARE HENRY AND MINNY
ilikewarmhugs: Probably at your apartment.
ilikewarmhugs: I'm an observant snowman 😊
SSEmma: UM DAD? IS HE THERE? HES NOT AT MY HOUSE
ilikewarmhugs: Why?
PrinceCharming: Nope. Just me and Snow.
SSEmma: REGINA?
SSEmma: ROBIN?
SSEmma: GRANNY?
LittleDragon: *giggles* You should be quieter Henry!
SaviorSon: *giggles back* you should too!
Queenie: Crap! I was busy with OTHER family members! I have no idea.
WickedGreen: Oh come on now! Young love!
LittleDragon: Shh! Come on follow me!😊
MRGold: Emma. Just let the two go
FemGirl: MINNY NO. TOO YOUNG
SSEmma: HENRY NO
MRGold: *sigh* if you are so scared, I have some magic if you need it.
LittleDragon: Calm down Mulan we're just going swimming!
LittleDragon: Nononono
SaviorSon: Yeah....
PrinceCharming: What did I miss? What's going on?
FemGirl: Oh ok.
Queenie: I swear Charming, you're clueless....
MRGold: Henry. Can I talk to you for a second in private? I have a really cool story to tell you.
LittleDragon: Hell no! We're a bit busy!
Queenie: Henry you have to be home in 30 minutes okay?
SaviorSon: ok
MRGold: Let them be, Regina.
MRGold: Show some heart.
SSEmma: good night everyone. Hook and I are tired
SSEmma: and I swear no puns gold
ilikewarmhugs: Night
MRGold: Why can't I ever have fun.😏
SSEmma: So... I wonder if Adam and Eddie have picked their couple to screw with
SSEmma: I mean they already messed up CS... 😭
SSEmma: And OutlawQueen
SSEmma: And Rumbelle
SSEmma: And snowing
ilikewarmhugs: Adam and Eddie who?
SaviorSon: Mom, he doesn't know them.
Queenie: Our creators
Arrowthrotheheart: Adam west
ShylyAngelic: Olaf, Adam and Eddie are massive jerks and massive heroes.
Arrowthrotheheart: I'm kidding don't hate pleaseA
Hooker4Lyfe: Adam.... Yeah he's nice... I guess..... So is Eddie.....
SaviorSon: So.... Off topic... Does anyone know exactly how we're getting BACK from hell?
MRGold: I have an idea
SSEmma: Nobody
Hooker4Lyfe: Cares
SSEmma: gold
Hooker4Lyfe: THAT WAS GOOD!
SSEmma: HELL YA
PrinceCharming: You two are awfully cheery today.
SaviorSon: and you aren't threatening to kill hook what happened to you?
MRGold. Kid, It's called becoming an adult. He just was a bit late to that party.
PrinceCharming: Shut up
SSEmma: wow.
SSEmma: still
Hooker4Lyfe: No
SSEmma: body
Hooker4Lyfe: likes
GrumpyDwarf: You're so in sync that it hurts. Seriously
SSEmma: you
SSEmma: especially me

Big big thanks to my wonderful amazing friends for helping me with this! That's something I made at the top.