SSEmma: Helloooooo STORYBROOOOOOOK
SaviorSon: Hi mom 😊
MMB: ONE DAYYYYYYYY
MRGold: You all sound happy.
PrinceCharming: It's a lot quieter around here...
SaviorSon: Hello, My Name Is Morgan, I Am Here To Introduce You To The Greatest Man In All Existance, Our Lord And Savior Jesus Christ. I Believe He Should Be Your Lord And Savior Too. If You Let Me Show You The Way To Jesus Christ, You Will Find Eternal Life In Gods Kingdom Of Heaven. So Join Me On This Journey To Find Christ Within Our Souls, And We Can Enter Gods Great Kingdom Together
GrumpyDwarf: What have you people done to the poor kid? He's speaking gibberish.
SaviorSon: They have done nothing to my holy soul blessed by Jesus Christ amen.
PrinceCharming: Emma. What is he talking about?
SSEmma: I have no clue. He's walking around with a bible "blessing" various kitchen objects.
MRGold: That kind of magic I believe is something called "mental disorder"
SaviorSon: *violently spews holy water at you* MAY JESUS CHRIST BE WITH YOU! THE LORD LOVES YOU! GO TO CHURCH! PRAY WITH US AND REJOICE! UNTIL DEATH DO US PART IN THIS HOLY CONNECTION OF CHRIST™ AND MAY THE LORD GRANT YOU THE GIFT OF ETERNAL LIFE WITH GOD! JESUS IS INSIDE ALL OF US! HE IS IN ME AND YOU! JESUS IS PENETRATING OUR SOULS™
SSEmma: Henry....
SSEmma: Son...
SSEmma: GOLD U GOT A CURE FOR THIS
ilikewarmhugs: I always did have a tingle in my heart
MRGold: Let me look...
PrinceCharming: Wait, Emma. Don't trust gold with anything.
SSEmma: WELL HURRY CUZ NOW HENRY IS TRYING TO GIVE ME AN EXORCISM! WHY OH WHY DID REGINA LET ROBIN TAKE HIM TO CHURCH
SSEmma: HE IS THE TRUEST BELIEVER!
SaviorSon: yall my name ain't Henry its Morgan
GrumpyDwarf: I prefered him when he had his memory gone
SaviorSon: anyway I have a demon movie to watch I'm outie
ilikewarmhugs: Can I come?
SaviorSon: WAIT! I MUST EXPELL THE DEMON FROM THIS HOLY VESSEL! KUMBIYA MY LORD! DEMON LEAVE THIS HOLY VESSEL OH JESUS HELP THIS POOR MIRROR! And no Olaf this isn't something u wanna see
MRGold: Would you like to hear what I have yet?
SSEmma: yes
PrinceCharming: Don't. Think about this
MRGold: Relax. I sometimes wish you trusted me more
SSEmma: U WANT 'MORGAN' TO TRY AND GIVE YOU AND EXORCISM? NO!
MRGold: When did he go to this "church"
SSEmma: Ask Regina or Robin
SSEmma: Last week?
MRGold: Or...you could ask your son.
SSEmma: HE IS LOCKED IN HIS ROOM FOR HIS OWN GOOD
MRGold: All you need to do is have him drink this and he will forget the last thing that truly changed his heart. Simple as that.
PrinceCharming: Don't even think about it, Emma.
SSEmma: Something else
SaviorSon: U guys do realize I'm joking right
GrumpyDwarf: Emma. Can I...teach your kid a lesson about respect
SSEmma: Done.
PrinceCharming: Where did he go?
SSEmma: In his room
ilikewarmhugs: That's not very nice 😡